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a true low point

>>36641588
I didn't think anyone else could be as autistic as op

>>36641588
lol depression is so 2014

>>36641234
Statistically there a shitload of people banging at this moment. Not all of them are Chads.

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>sweet girl
there is no such thing lmfao

>tfw there are probably a few dozen /r9k/ lurkers currently having sex with someone who likes them

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another pic
>r8 me biceps

>>36641154
Grow a beard
Oridn

>>36641203
i cant you stinky

Just change the sheets habib

>>36641090
Enjoy the smell pajeet. It's gonna be a long time before another woman willingly sleeps in your bed.

>>36641090
>having an indian relative
wew lad

>>36641043
Cool a thread for me

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Hi there.

I wonder how many people will actually meet the requirements for this thread?

Legit +25 question: I would like to dye my hair platinum blond. I'm 26.

Would I look bad/stupid/like a faggot?

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I feel you. I don't have anyone I can talk to but you guys. I lost some people very close to me and it destroyed me. I was at least able to pass for normal before.
>Have you ever had a threesome?
Once.
>How did it go?
I was overly eager to not disappoint either of them, but I guess it went okay.
>Would you have done the same in my position?
Probably. I crave intimacy and it would be nice to be inside someone and up against their warm body and stuff.

>>36641029
>Haven't left my bed for almost two days now (except toilet). Haven't returned calls or texts.

Same. Except I'm not larping about pretending to have a threesome. And nobody calls or texts me.

>>36640892
chico lifts

>>36640892
some women like muscle, my girl likes to work out and is creaming her panties at the thought of me bulking up, but Francisco is right, the face is what reals them in at first.

>>36640976
*reels
oregonface

>>36640869
so just move to the city moron.

>>36640922
It's so fucking expensive and I don't have money I'd have to sleep on the streets and sell drugs

>>36640954
What's wrong with that? At least if someone catches you masturbating in an alley, they'll just ignore you and leave you to your business.

>>36640865
We are not your personal army. We are NEETs

i just asked if you could do that

and if you are a NEET i dont think you have any shit to do

>>36641051
meh
you gave little to no reason why to raid him
if you dont put effort in your raid requests i wont put effort into raiding

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>>36640860
greentext it you jive turkey.

Can't you really only be suicidal for as long as it takes to actually kill yourelf?

You haven't been suicidal for years, just a sad obnoxious cunt. Not sure if that helps or not.

>>36640860
Pretend you feel ok, just smile, they will give it a rest. At least that worked for me

>>36640845
We all try shooting for the stars. It's a human thing to do. Actually, one of the reason why I was a real latebloomer is because I refused to get with the girls that were into me and instead chased after "better" girls. This is okay, once you got the basics down.

So here's my advice: Practice with (sub-)average girls, then use your experience to get with the desirbale ones.

Men have no standards, it devalues dick. Women have high standards, pussy is valuable. Have higher standards and better yourself to meet them, and you'll get there

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>>36640983
Lel when puh costs too much to keep around permanently you have people like pic related just pumping and dumping. It just makes seeing women hit the wall that much sweeter.

Try asking on /b/ because here ANY dating makes people feel so insecure!

Why do you believe it made him feel insecure?

Part of it is that white men feel like they deserve white women and no one else should have them

Part of it is that black & white couples make non-white children and the less white people around makes white people feel less comfortable because they didn't see as many brown people growing up.

This extends to all races though, every race has insecure people in them.

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Fucking robots getting roasted in place

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Exploring new depths of the feel

I really liked the first few pages of that desu, them helping guys jerk off without actual intercourse was pretty hot. after her boyfriends giant dick came into play it turned a bit too generic for me.

Im in my room with my door locked. Eventually someone would somehow open the door. Probably at most 10 people around my age would be at my funeral.

I've actually almost died before, I won't get specific on the details.

>>36641627
no. no. we're so intrigued. please share the details. i bet it's sooooo interesting.

my bf would notice literally instantly

>>36640670
>have terrible depression
>sellers use background checks
>unable to buy gun because mental illness

>>36641174
Dont you have states without these checks?

>>36641231
no. you can buy one from a redneck though. I am to dumb to use a gun honestly, I'd shake trying to use it and blow off only my ear on accident