Gingy
>>38217105
How was that not taken?
So I went to the store for the first time in forever today and only now as I sit at home do I realize my T-shirt is inside out. How has your day been so far?
>>38217062
Nobody cares that your t-shirt was inside out anon. You just came across like you don't give a fuck. Go out more and start improving your life and happiness.
met up with a couple of olskool trols from the *chans and had a few pints in belfast this afternoon
very pleasant evening, but i bounced home before i got lashed
drug resistant gonorrhea.
>>>/pol/132785443
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/gonorrhea-resistance-1.4193646
feel better about your sex options now robots?
STOP REPOSTING FUCKING POL THREADS ON /R9K/
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
No I still can't have sex
Good thing you can't get an STD from jerking off
Why do you even deserve a gir|friend?
No one deserves that. Uu
>>38217035
"Who are you, and why do you keep posting this?"
>>38217035
because I have suffered with loneliness enough, it's about time I have something to smile about
Why is is that society always pressures people to be in a relationship as soon as possible? If you tell anyone you're single they'll try convince you to start dating again or even pair you up with someone. If you're in your late 20s and people learn that you've never dated before, they assume you're leading a sad lonely existence.
It's possible to lead a successful life without being part of a relationship, in fact you'd have much more time to focus on your career and your goals.
And more time to poop.
People don't care if you're single. Most of them probably think you should be because of some petty thing(s) they dislike about you but probably won't say to your face
>>38217004
i'm single in my 30s and it fucking sucks. perhaps there is some wisdom in telling people not to fuck around.
How much money does /r9k/ have in their bank account?
I've got 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 Ms in my bank account, in my bank account, in my bank account, in my bank account, in my bank account, in my bank account.
>listens to first 1 minute of album
>tries to make a 4chan post to show your superior musical knowledge
>post ends up being a low tier shitpost
>nice
>>38217323
Kek, I listened to the whole album a few times through and that's the only song I like. The rest is trash.
Thanks for the (You) though faggot.
>interview for shitty shelf stacking job
>Night before interview
>Father says you need to show more
>enthusiasm
>Be higher energy
>Look excited to be at the interview
>This is a good opportunity for you
>Next morning interview at 1pm
>Wake up early around 7 to nervous
>Can't go back to sleep
>Decide to make coffee
>come up with plan
>Ill be more alert and higher energy
> pouring loads coffee into cup
>Really strong can barely drink it
>coffee Sludge in bottom of cup
>Fuck it make another
>Started calling them mega coffees
>Had about 11 mega coffees
>I feel so alive
>Father says put this suit on
>I feel like a business man
> another mega coffee for the road
>Walk in speak to man at desk
>I'm here for the interview
>No anxiety mega coffees worked
>Go up stairs
>Few other people waiting
>Only one in suit
>bunch of peasants
>Woman comes in
>If you would all like to follow me
>Group interview
>5 minutes in
>Anxiety levels rising
>Copying other people's answers
>sweating loads now
>Pain in chest
>Are you ok anon
>Yes I'm fine
>Everyone's looking at me
>Ow fuck I'm must look weird
>Start panicking
>Interupt woman
>I'm not very well. myyyyyyy heart
>Grab my chest
>What's wrong anon
>Shout Heart Attack
>Everybody starts panicking
>Get me to lie down on ground
>Woman calling ambulance
>Jump up open door run out
>Everyone shouting after me
>Get to fathers car
>How did it go anon
>It went ok farther
>Get home have explosive diarrhea
>Feel fine
>Employer rings me to see how I am
>Didn't get job
>Haven't drank coffee since
I did it brobots!!!
I poked a hole in the condom and came inside a girl. I hope she gets pregnant and marries me.
Congratulations, I guess? Are you sure you'll be happy in a forced marriage?
>>38216872
Why did you want to spread your autism around, OP? WHY?
>>38216872
>Tfw gf might do this to me.
Crazy bitches are like a really intense drug addiction, it ruins your life but if you even go a couple of days without them, you'll feel like you're dying.
there's big bug on my wall
what do?
Basilan
I'm bored and I want someone to play Dead Rising 2 with
I don't have dead rising, wanna try playing metal slug 3 instead? I call dibs on Eri
>>38217051
Yeah sureI call dibs times 2 on Eri
>>38217147
You got me. We can play it on steam if you have it. My steam name is "marisanon "
link me to a website that has actual virgins on it. Tired of people talking about their sex life on this board. I need to be around people I can relate to instead of shitbraggers.
>>38216680
You're looking for wizchan. Just don't forget to read the rules.
>>>/w/izchan
I typed this b4 I know I did
>>38216790
wtf people who have IRL friends don't count? Wtf is this garbage ass bullshit of a site. Fuck it I'm making my own. It's not hard to make IRL friends, just befriend another loser by walking up to them and asking if they want to play D&D. What a shitty fucking board of people.
Someone who bashes someone for having IRL friend is what I'd call a willfull virgin. Bet they purposely avoid getting laid and are secretly chads
Team mystic will always be the best Pokemon go team
>>38216593
>Pokemon Go
No one plays this anymore dude. Even my girlfriend who got me into it doesn't play. It's a dead game
>>38216756
Can you please stop bullying me? It's a fun game Norman
>>38216593
fuck mystic, instinct's the way to go
Turned wizard today.
My god it is amazing.
keep your peepees outta roasties /r9k
>be me
>missing parts of my uniform
>welp shit
>panic
>see uniform from the early 2000's lying around the locker room
>wear it to work
>either no one notices or no one gives a shit
>end up taking spare clothes home by accident
>mfw no one cared that I started coming to work with a completely different uniform days after starting