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>>38195922
Angels destroyed the store yesterday dad. I have to apply online and wait for the repairs to be done

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>Shinji: "How could you do this to me! I thought you didn't want me! Why! Why did you have to interrupt my vidya and anime now father!"


>Gendo: "Because I have a use for you."

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>Shinji: "But why? Why me?"

>Gendo: "Because I didn't raise a loser."

>Shinji: "No I can't! I've never even seen anything like this before! There's no way I can do this!"

>Gendo: "You will be instructed."

Im waiting til I get tired of being drunk and stoned but idk if that will happen

>>38195950
You'll feel semi good again and won't want to die.

there's only one way forward in life...nobody taught us how to live.

>>38195880
>what are you waiting for?

Waiting for mother to die

Why do you even repost this thread every day?

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>>38195872
because no matter how many good reasons you can come up with for why you don't have a gf, Asuka will just say "pathetic" and you will know she's right.

>>38195857
Why don't you fuck off, Asuka? You're worst girl.

woah guys, are you seeing this? a thread without a pic or text, this is so crazy.

>>38195868
What the fuck I can't see anything either

What a spooky thread.

girls like bad boys because they believe they can change them

but in reality they just end up being the next victim

>>38195861
yeah but the thing is, they're in prison
they literally cant do anything other than talk on a phone and see each other hardly ever

>>38195890
If I understood girls I wouldn't be here

Umm try again sweetie :) I'm studying r9k

>>38195795
id rape the shit out of that bitch

>tfw you dropped out long ago and haven't progressed one tiny bit since then

I know what ur going through m8. People only become friends with me because they feel sorry for me and there's nothing I can do to have people genuinely like me REEEEEEEEE

what makes you annoying? have you tried shutting up?

>>38195998
We are in this together robot

>>38196010
I'm a bit hyper and talk too much. Shutting up is hard for me.

>>38195680

you forgot:

>Cyborg - Neurotic, unpredictable, strength varies, creative thinker

>>38195726
t. cyborg - now fucking vote for one of the alternatives.

>>38195744

Suck my diiiiiick.

THAT'S my vote. My ballad of ballots

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What?! You gotta be flipping kidding me!

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isnt this SU spammer just a gay canadacuck?

>>38196268
Connie never post pictures of Steven. Only Connie. You must be mistaken.

* waits for boss to finish his coffee*

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YOU

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>morning coffee
>not morning tea and cig to get through neet depression

>>38195521
What's this place's fascination with that slut?

>sleeping
thats a heroin OD. shes dead.

>>38195521
Don't worry. She just nodded off. Heroin tends to do that to people

Good thread besides your blatant attempt at finding a girl based on your sexual fetishes

>>38195493
Try Fetlife you stupid mongoloid fuck. You have whole website for dating kinky people, why the fuck would you try on 99% male-only robot board.

>>38196453
fetlife is a ghost town or at least it was years ago
like all hookup sites, girls don't need it they can find hooksup anywhere at any time. guys are the only people that sign up for that.

do it if you think it will make the quality of your life better. thats the best reason to do anything.

>>38195478
The shoes are ugly and it's obvious when someone wears them especially the ones that actually add a noticeable amount to your height. Then you have the problem of what to do when a situation requires you to remove them. Spend the money on something that will make you happy instead

>>38195526
maybe I don't know but it feels like it could help

but on the other hand it doesn't change the width of my shoulders which might make me look even more gay and awkward

>>38195533
I found an okay looking one. Most of them do in fact look obvious.

Guess I'll think about it a little more.

cmon lads theres gotta be one normie out there that can respond

>>38195365
I don't really have a passion.
For hobbies I play the saxophone. I also go running because I don't want to end up like my dad which I guess could be considered a goal
As for creative outlets I like to make OC and fuck around in Vegas/premiere

Rap music. Sometimes I come up with a verse that just flows from me with such ease, those are the best moments.

>>38195300
You need to lift. Go to /fit/

a tranny made this thread to validate itself

>>38195300

Nice dubs.

But perhaps if you had a decent income, they could look past your more obvious faults.