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but ive had it in my library since 09

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>>38079547
i bought mw2 instead of getting a cheap rip off

>>38079604
I got mw2 and the only good part of that was shooting up the airport you normie, cod is for normies

You're probably scared of making contact and hug awkwardly

Wrap your arms thight around her, one arm should go above her shoulder, the other one underneath.
Put your chin in her neck.
That's the "good friend" hug

>>38079462
means that you are a faggot and should kill yourself.

Women like this are by a big chance feminist cunts but if your lucky shes not

>>38079371
Act assertive and decide what the two of you do together. If it gets serious, have her call you Daddy.

Paint yourself black and walk into her/his house and say I'm back

You'll totally get them like that

>>38079319

Ya, A crab could probably kill you if it wanted to.

It's not more real, I just prefer it to real life

I often think about living in Balmora or Vivec. I'd probably just visit Vivec though, I don't like living in big cities but that's where all the culture is

>>38079353
I'd get lost in Vivec desu

wrong board.
>>>> /a/

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>>38079255
I need anime that creates feels, not a composed list of any garbage with tag "drama" and high ratings on MAL.

>>38079255
fuck off, it's better than BBC thread #32

>posted marker yesterday
>still no replies
When's a good time to end it all?

>>38079284

This was just posted now and when it was posted yesterday there were plenty of replies.

>>38079346
uhh i think he didnt mean the thread

Nope lol. Im in the same boat and even a therapist doesn't help. Doctor doesn't care.

My life is fucked. I wish I had a way to guarantee my death by suicide.

you don't need to make anything of value to other people just make things you like

>>38079254
Hanging yourself pretty much guarantees you death if you do it correctly but it's just nasty.

I'm still too big of a pussy for a suicide.

but fembots don't exist, so nobody will be dying as a result of this thread

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Helping the greater good

>>38079180
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoth

>>38079146
Sounds fun, but dangerous. Be wary of peripheral pimps next time m'anon...

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>>38079146
Sure that happened. Why would anyone lie on the internet, right?

>>38079379
I went to meet her about 2 hours from where I live and I used a burner number and fake name. There's really no way she or her pimp can track me, and she had an out-of-state number which tells me she was just visiting.

It was honestly one of the biggest rushes I've ever had in my life. All memes aside I'd probably never do it again, but I'd never go to an escort again either.

tinde

originay

>>38079154
thank subdivided Victor

>>38079139
this is harder than you'd think... im currently dating a hot girl and i dont have problem getting hot women.

however, ugly girls dont trust me, so they avoid me... fucking them is harder than ever since they are all too weary of me hitting on them.

I'm warning you, boys. Only masturbate when you want to. Only masturbate to normal porn. The orgasm is still the same, especially if you take breaks between nuts.

>>38079129
I wouldn't go that far but I have jerk ed it when I wasn't 100% feeling it.
It's not satisfying.

>>38079129
That looks like young Anthony Fantano, before he was forced to turn to meme videos as a way to forget his traumatic past.

5.5 is literally the average so yes

regardless, unlike what r9k believes, sex and girls aren't everything there is to life you know

No chick will be satisfied with a dick less than 6.5 inches. That's like bare minimum, unless she's a virgin in high scool. Anything lower and she's faking it. Don't expect her to cum buckets if you're under 7.

t. Femanon (my friends say the same thing)

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>>38079114
>replying to such obvious bait sincerely
???????????

>Be Me
>22 and still a HHKV

>>38079060
Back up your research with source, knave, or else I shall refuse to believe your honeyed words. Statistics about virginity are oh so rare to find, and that only makes them fake when you refuse to bring credible evidence.

>>38079220
>knave

Why can't you just talk normally instead of making it painstakingly obvious you're trying to be different? It's pretty cringeworthy

>>38079002
I made an account on planetromeo
then met everyone who wrote me
after 3 years I met a doctor who fell in love with me and paid a course for biofeedback training at the SFU (Siegmund Freud University)
now I work at his office

>>38079002
I went to town centre where there were loads of restaurants and asked them if they needed help and gave them my cv. Hospitality is pretty shit desu hate people even more now.

>>38079002
>be attractive
>have good social skills
>apply for job
>get called to interview
>pass it
>get hired
Wasn't so difficult, was it?

Why do all girls like to get drunk so much? I've literally never met any girl who doesn't drink. Don't you realise it kills your brain

>>38078998
I have the opposite experience. I know many girls who are teetotallers but maybe 1 or 2 guys who don't drink.

>>38078987
How bigs ur dick?
If no dick, fuck off.