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>can get with girls
>still no practice gf

why is this happening to me?
why can't i just be free of this place?
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>>36691466
I havent talked to a girl in months, there's no hope for me ;w;'
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>>36691539
> uses a shitty emoticon instead of a reaction image
WE GOT A NORMIE
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>>36691562
I cant even talk to my MOM right now i am NOT A NORMIE!

Do the people around you, near and dear to you expect too much from you robots?

For me i have no ambitions or goals. Lately I've been dating and all my dates don't seem to like my low expectations of life.
I work because i need a roof over my head not because i like it, i hit the gym because im a narcissist and i like looking good. But i have avoided trappings like Children, marriage, to some extent i never left my comfort zone and didn't bother finding a higher paying job.

Friends and family ask Me what i want out of life and i tell them:
"I just want a quiet life"
And they don't seem to understand this, to me too much social interaction being romantic or otherwise someone will always complicate it for no reason.
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>>36691424
I don't have any ambitions either op. All I really want is a comfy apartment and an easy job and I'll be happy. My family doesn't expect much from me so they'll be happy as long as I don't turn into a drug addict or a criminal.
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i've never had any kind of ambition or goal or even interests

it's pretty pathetic if i can say so. my mom wants me to go to college but i'm nervous because i have no idea what the hell i'd do. i don't know. every day is just continuous panic.
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>>36692214
I've lost all my ambition as well. I haven't found anything I can buy into so I sit around and wait for things to get better.

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>chronic fapper, horny all the time
>just stopped out of nowhere 3 days ago
>not horny at all
>havent fapped since
Am I broken? I liked always-horny me. I was motivated to do shit so I could get a sneaky fap in my day. Now I'm without motivation in my life.
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>>36691400
Maybe you're depressed and that's why your sex drive has dried up.
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>>36691400
If you have lost motivation because you don't fap then you have more issues going on than your dick breaking on you.
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>>36691400
Don't worry too much about it, when my former lover abandoned me and betreyed me for someone else last february, my sex drive disappeared for around two months and it came back two weeks ago becuase i converted all of my sadness into anger.

Now my drive is back again.

I suggest that you should figure why you feel like this and later convert all your sad feelings into anger

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what anti-depressant shouldI try get prescribed? I've tried out sertaline and prozac and want to try something different. I can pressure them into prescribing anything. Any opinions on wellbutrin?

I'd be medicating for depression anxiety, body dysmorphia. Tfw psychs can't prescribe testosterone.
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Anti depressant doesn't do shit, it just fucks up your sex drive and your mental health
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>>36691394
I'm on a heavy dose of Amitriptyline. I would recommend it. It's great as anti-anxiety and depression and makes you a little sleepy. You can take it with alcohol and you can take it as you need it rather than taking it over a couple months to see results. Also makes you cool with paranoia
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wish I could ask psychiatrists for prescriptions for everything but they'd think I'm a druggy

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ask a guy who got the virgin aryan girlfriend legendary item equivalent anything
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>legendary item equivalent
Oh so she's slightly above average and will be given out to everybody in due time?
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>>36691423
if you get lucky you get it
you might dont get it at all
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Hello friendo origunal

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>you will never get to sniff the seat of her computer chair
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>>36691345
I'd absolutely ravager her anus
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>>36691364

Please be gentle with her.

She is too beautiful for degeneracy
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>>36691345
>ywn plunge your penis into her vagina from behind while she shrieks austicly.
I can't get Brittany out of my mind. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL.

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No seriously. How do I get over being 5'4"(162 cm), ugly and skinny? I still look like a developing preteen at 21. I cringe everytime I see my reflection. I don't like walking by schools because it looks like I'm supposed to be there. I look at eveyryone height first. I ooze insecurity and I know it. Inb4 the height doesn't matter meme. I can hold a conversation well enough, but I feel all women my age are out of my league. Pic related, the average 20 something year old here in NYC.
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>>36691320
>average 20 something year old here in NYC
>not white
Checks out
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>>36691320
>5'4"(162 cm)
Can we even call you a man?
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Stop giving a shit.

Focus on other people's flaws.

Buy a fleshlight

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I hate it when normies think that mental illness is a temporary problem that you can easily get over with a little therapy, and that you're just being lazy and don't feel like doing it.
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Why does everyone here have a mental ilness? It's starting to become a meme.
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>>36691381
i dont know
maybe the tinfoil theories about pharma business beeing really just about money milking are legit
but im real
asylum stay and everything but i dont have """""severe mental illness""""" aka psychosis and upwards
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>>36691315
Yeah I agree, I hate it almost as much as people who never shut up about their mental illness and demand your sympathy

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ITT: we pretend to be fembots
>tfw no bf
not looking for a robot btw, just holding out for chad

>tfw ugly
I mean even though it's socially acceptable for me to wear a ton of make up, I wear little to none.

>tfw too many beta orbiters/robots hitting on me

>tfw broke up w last bf because his dick was under 7"

UGH, LIFE IS SO HARD
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>Dating is equally hard for men and women, just in different ways

>All robots without exception are awful because they all hate 50% of the world's population
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all men are complete shit and should just die tbqh

I fucking hate my dad

>tfw no bf like my dad ;__;
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> TFW no chubby bf who jerks of to Chinese cartoons
LIFE IS HARD

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I always feel as if roasties don't understand the dilemma that robots have to go through.
They laugh from afar, atop their castle, defended by her army of beta orbiters and chads.
But does this make chads cucks as well for defending or white knighting for the roastie? Or is the distinct difference between the beta orbiter and the chad the fact that if you don't reply to this thread your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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What's wrong with her nipples? They look weirdly placed, a little too high.
Are there any nude pics of hers?
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>>36692102
Titjob, poorly executed.
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>>36691267
Disgusting nails yuk!

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What is the perfect job for a robot that can't be a NEET?

>Has to pay enough for living expenses and gaming habit
>Has to have little to none socialization required
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>>36691245

Welfare sponge.
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>>36691291
>Welfare sponge.
I don't think you can be a Welfare sponge with a gaming habit
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>>36691314

What do you mean? Just get on disability benefits and ride the wave of welfare.

Anybody here want to share some comfy moments? I think it's be a nice break from all the negativity and trap threads we keep seeing everywhere.

I'll start:
>just finished school and about to graduate
>buy some cigars for a cheeky celebration, ala NEET style (alone).
>dad asks if he can have a cigar with me
>end up smoking with him in front of the pool while talking about programming, cars, and university
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
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That sounds nice.
>tfw you jack off three times in two hours while procrastinating university work
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>>36691275
That was me last night.
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>>36691239
>>end up smoking with him in front of the pool while talking about programming, cars, and university

Fuck this makes me sad
I wish i had a good relationship with my dad

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how would you guys handle this situation?
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Happened to me before, I just doubled down and became a bigger cunt.

Sort of regret it, but not really lol.
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Than this friend turns into my best friend.
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>>36691238
This is the right attitude.

Fuck oversensitive normies.

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>nephew killed himself yesterday because no gf

this world is hell
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May he rest in peace, senpai.
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>>36691119
R.I.P
May his soul find the path leads him Home .
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>>36691119
He had more courage than me. RIP in piece

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I can't tell which board is more fitting for such problems but I'll post it here anyway : why the fuck is that after a cold shower my body is itching from literally everywhere for 20 minutes when nothing of the sort happened after a hot/normal shower ? Sometimes it happened but it was one time in 2 months when it's been everyday since I started doing these cold showers 6 days ago.

Help me /r9k/ it's unbearable, did'nt ask for these feels
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>>36690969
It's cancer trust me I'm a doctor
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Strange. I take cold showers and do not experience this. Something about your skin pores tightening up is causing this reaction.
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chillblains

no its not a wow skill, its a real thing

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