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I literally think that papers were invented by the devil to waste weed
Every joint I've rolled if something is even slightly wrong with the paper the whole thing burns up in one hit.
I just lit a joint that was .3 and the whole thing canoed and it burned half way through the whole paper had to clip off the rest it sat there on fire and burned up and the joint wouldn't even hit when there was half left so it just sat there's burning like fucking crazy.
This happens literally every time I roll a joint if I don't use a brand new pack or push the weed down with a pencil or something. I'm a pro roller btw been rolling blunts and joints every day for 7 years.
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>pro roller
>can't roll
Just because you've been doing something for a while doesn't make you good at it
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>>39638725
No everything I roll is perfect. This never happens even once with a blunt.
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You need to roll it tighter or put more weed in it, just based on common sense.
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Should I apply to McDonald's
Graduated in may, 19 and i've never had a job. It's walking distance from were i live
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Seconding this post.
Fucking retard who dropped out a long time ago, also 19. It's this or Autismbux and the rules make it too hard to live properly on Autismbux.
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try to get the cooking part
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Having a job is a mandatory life experience. Go for it. Mcdonalds is quite hard though, you have to deal with a lot of scumbags.
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How long does the average amateur sex session last?
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My first time I lasted at least an hour and it got to the point where she was telling me to hurry up. That's what happens when you've been deathgripping your cock 3-4 times a day to porn since you were 12.
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>>39638632
So this the power of the bbc
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>>39638632
aa a ah what the hell is that
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>don't rap for a day
>girls are kind of into me
>fixing their hair around me and being nice to me
Nofap is not a meme. I fapped because I saw this really hot girl today but for the next week I will not be fapping and I will see what happens. Pic unrelated.
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>don't rap for a day
Calm down Tyrone, we wouldn't want to get to carried away
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>>39638591
Good luck, OP.
Origainl dsoa
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You do realize that not touching your cock for a single day didn't change anything? Because of your brains increased desire for sex you are more aware of women's advances. You haven't magically been made more attractive.
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Post the best of /r9k/ 2017-09-10 03:24:52 Post No.39638539
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Rest in piece, anon:
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>>39638539
Woah thats impressive
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>>39638539
Dubs and I will also die alone.
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>>39638539
dubs and i will simply die
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>I-I-I'm sorry, anon, I have to break up with you
>Y-Y-You see Chad sent me a text offering to take me to the zoo and well, I like him a little more than you
wat do
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She looks like my uncle.
How sad
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>>39638537
g-g-g-g-g-g-galapagos falcon
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why is it that whenever i see a particularly ugly person to me they look closer to apes than more attractive people?
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Today in order to get a girlfriend you have to :
>Have a 7/10< face
>Be 6'0< tall
>Have a 6"< dick
>Have a good body
>Be very funny
>Be very interesting
>Be somewhat popular in your friend circle
>Must have a car
>Must have a flawless Chad personality
For fuck sake the qualifications to be an astronaut look like child play compared to this.
How the fuck does one make a girlfriend. 29 years and still no gf...
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>>39638525
give me ur stats to compare
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this really isn't true lol
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>>39638525
this is wrong. This is just an average, anybody with an overbearing amount in one category can make up for a deficiency or full lack of others.
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The the nigger meme is real 2017-09-10 03:23:10 Post No.39638502
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The the nigger meme is real
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>be me
>Grow up in ghetto. Full of roaches, druggies, drunks, and gunshots
>Family all fat and on food stamps
>Can't go to the store without beIN offered a mixtape
>Government cheese is the only snack we have.
>Family loud and Ally. Hoot and holler at every little thing. Can't eat at a restaurant without everyone staring/leaving
>Can't sleep because of mom and aunt being loud in living room.
>"Girl you remember this place?"
>"Shieeeeeeeeeeeet I seent that place before"
That moment I realized my mom was an actual nigger. I've never heard someone say "shieeeeeet" and not be joking. She said it so loud and boastfull, and even now she's still saying it. How do I get my mom to stop being such a nigger woman? She even blames whites for all her problems and spend money on jewelry and shoes and not food for us. Wtf do I do
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>>39638502
Disown them and live life like a normal person.
You cant change nigger behavior once its already set in its just not possible
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>>39638800
Idk how they got this way. I feel bad just being associated with them. I'm shamed to call them family.
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Leave them. That's all you can do.
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Who was the sexiest teacher at your school?
Mine was the health ed
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>>39638455
your image is shit
mine was my freshman english teacher
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I don't recall having a single hot teacher during my entire 12 years.
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>>39638455
My fifth grade teacher. She was a white brazilian.
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Do you really think he's a good music reviewer?
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Hey op wanna talk?
I like the needle drop as well.
What's your opinion on Cal Chuchesta?
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>>39638441
He gave pic related a 7. It's a solid 8-9. It's Grouper's second best album. So no he's not.
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>>39638441
>music reviewer
fucking twats
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Why do girls have to be so cute? It's just not far.
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>>39638398
>It's just not far
Silly OP girls aren't far away, they're all around you, there's no escape from your misery.
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>>39638444
Nice trips. Meant fair. I'm scared of love and girls and cute girls and they're intimidating and I'm scared of life.
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>>39638493
I feel the same way desu, I'm hoping this stops after I hit 30 so I can be a content wizard.
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what's the most degenerate thing you've ever done
talk to me, robots.
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>>39638370
shitposted on an image board
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>>39638370
i stole a girls slipper from beneath her when she took it off in class 8 years ago in high school. i still have it and smell it and lick it when I'm masturbating.
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Helped a lesbian couple have kids. Was only supposed to be one but other kind of got jealous I guess. Felt like a Chad for awhile during the whole thing, but it was honestly quite degenerate.
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7 years have passed since this happened.
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>>39638368
>tfw the cyber police are still outside your house
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>>39638368
what is this? a camwhore getting shouted at by her dad? i dont think ive ever seen this before des
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>>39638368
>tfw i'm not dun goofing yet
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>tfw most forms of art bring me to tears
>tfw even quiet landscapes do
>tfw sad very often and need anti-depressants
>tfw I am big guy so nobody cares or make fun of me and call me gay
>Tfw women resent sensitivity and will never love you unless you strong arm and are distant
any other bots who are too sensitive
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>>39638341
hey, give me some of that sensitivity you've got so I can feel emotions better, then we'll both get off this website and go cry together
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>>39638463
>being more sensitive moves you away from internet escapism
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>>39638341
how does one get rid of such sensitivity. people hate it and I want it gone
I think I am losing my faith and belief in love.
Have you lost faith in God?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4WwcJUhkXs
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>>39638325
he exists, undeniable fact
is he good, what exactly does he want, who knows
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>>39638360
>is he good, what exactly does he want
Your post make me feel weird. What the hell?
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>tfw no gf who sees magmar for what he really is