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>I will ALWAYS be istp
>I will NEVER be INTP

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i dont want to be a retarded sensor. sometimes i get intp on tests but most of the time i get istp
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>>38085864
why are you taking astrology seriously anon?
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>>38085881
I'm not sure, anon. I'm just angry that I was one letter/function order away from being one of the most intelligent types in comparison to the istp, which is about halfway most intelligent
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>>38085956
Judge it based off of your own intelligence, not the *averages* for certain types. Two persons of the same type won't be exactly as intelligent as each other.

If someone was a completely mentally and socially dysfunctional INTP, they're still INTP.

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Have you ever helped someone being ''roasted'' by normies?
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No because I don't have friends or people to socialise with
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>black guy at work always roasts everyone
>his friend says "you never roast anon cuz you know he'll fuck you up"
>"i know he will that's why I don't do it"

not sure if that makes me alpha or autist.
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>at work
>roast myself
>others roast me
>I know I'm scum
>quit work to kill myself
>become neet with anxiety instead

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Have you ever meet a Slayer?

To everybody who don't know what it is, it's somebody who look too to the point of looking like a God, a 10/10 facial and body aesthetics and there are like 17 mens like him in the world. It's something special.

A Slayer is above to what you call "Chad", so isn't a Chad.

PIC:
You can say the guy on the left is a Chad and the guy on the right is what i'm talking about a Slayer.

I'm looking for something like this.
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bump bump original bump bump this is a original comment
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>>38085826
hey, fuck you guy
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>>38085826
Go anywhere with a high population of WASPs

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Who else /instinctual hatred for asian males/ here?

Not white btw
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>>38085791
I've actually always found asian guys pretty cool
Not that I've known many, maybe 10 at most
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>>38085791
They are okay. Better than the ghetto spics I grew up alongside with.
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No, I'm Asian and I like myself.

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thunderstorm
>watching anime
>laying in bed
>finally comfy
>internet goes out
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>>38085748
Why would you need an internet connection to watch anime.

You don't stream like a fucking normie right?
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>>38085748
Thunderstorm is over now.
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>streaming
Fucking leave, go back to letdit in all seriousness.

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> Be me
> Used to have friends
> used to go out
> now just sit at home all day
> picked up 35 hours a week so I don't sit at home and feel depressed
> dont do anything while at home except jack off, clean my room thats littered with LEGO like I'm a fucking child because its the only thing i can spend time doing, and occasionally driving around at 11:30 at night to just get out of the house
> Have stopped talking to almost everyone from high school
> The people I did vaguely keep around don't even feel like real friends
> my friends I had last school year would talk shit about me, spread my secrets, and use me for rides, money, etc
> I had enough and stopped talking to everyone
> worst summer of my life
> tried to convince myself that a girlfriend will make me happy
> Every girl I talk to either plays games with me or is really boring
> Probably want girlfriend because I want a girl that actively wants to talk to and spend time with me
> Would probably boost my self-esteem
> "anon, you've been MIA all summer, come to this bon fire before your friend leaves for college"
> Feel completely disconnected from my old friends
> Fell asleep cold and alone in the corner of some dudes basement we all slept at with no pillow or blanket forced to listen to the sound of everyone hooking up
> wake up this morning alone in the basement, my ride left I thought
> catch him before he leaves
> "Hey man is it still cool if I have that ride?"
> "sorry anon I'm driving this girl home now
> Wait outside for an hour for an uber to show up
> Gay dude
> Nice guy tho
> Get home and lay in dark bedroom for five hours until I post this
> feelsbadman
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>>38085708
That's rough man. You should cut ties with all your old friends, they seem shitty. Better to have no company than bad ones.
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>>38085815
you're probably right brother, but ever since I started doing that my life has gotten arguably worse, and the fact that I don't ever chill with people whenever I am with people again and they're dicks it bothers me even more because I never see them. I used to not get this way and then everyone treat me like shit and pretend it didn't bother me, but it came to a point where I was sick of it and cut most ties, but its just left me lonely.
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>>38085961
I know that feel. I'm in a similar situation and ghosted every single friend I had because I don't feel like I can connect with anyone anymore. I really don't know which route is best. Either way it hurts, but I'm sure eventually the loneliness will become normal to us.

/r9k/ im really bad at math
post good majors that dont require much math
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> no replies
> feelsbadman
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just get good at math you lazy cunt
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>>38085695
Pretty much all the useless majors

Does anyone on r9k shave their junk? I'm trying to go for the totally hairless trap aesthetic and not sure the best way to do it, just shave as much as possible and then maybe use Nair to dissolve the rest?

Talk about your junk trimming/shaving experiences here too if you have any stories, tips, or tricks.
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Junk itching intensifies
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I just electric shave, it's not completely smooth but it feels nice and makes my dick look bigger.
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Why would I?
Nobody but me sees or uses the thing.
I tug on the hair a bit in the showers just so I don't have it fall out elsewhere but that's the extent of it.

Why do you normies go here for this kind of conversation?

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Should I do it? I'm a 22 year old khv, I'm not gay or anything
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>33
I wouldn't do it.
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Another pic for reference. What do?
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Don't be a faggot. Don't do it

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*SIPPP* Ahhh that hits the spot. Nothing beats a nice afternoon cuppOoohhh Joe. I like it like i like my women. Dark. Haha, but seriously i love me some ethnic women. Chattin to a nice espanyole girl, what are you up to?
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>>38085650
shhhh, the cup isn't empty it's quiet time now, okay sweetie? *slurrrrrp*
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Any other robots /onlyattractethnics/? Seems the darkies like me much more than the whites.
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>>38085650
*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLURP* *sips in stereo*

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Anyone else here extremely sensitive? When I look back on my childhood,I can only seem to remember the times when people insulted me or made me feel bad. Even to this day the smallest thing can make me super upset for the rest of the day. It sucks so much because there's truly no cure for this.
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>>38085599
Kind off. I'm pretty much schizoid ordinarily, but on occasion, mostly when getting way too drunk way too fast, I'll turn incredibly hypersensitive, to the point where I will cry for hours straight simply because of people dying around the world. Just complete anguish over people I have never even seen. I mean, my parents could die today and I wouldn't cry, but in those moments I will just bawl my fucking eyes out for strangers.
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>>38085599
Actually all humans are much more likely to remember events that have a strong emotional stimulus to them. That's why you're much more likely to remember someone insulting you rather than some boring random math test.
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same anon. its gotten worse for me recently too. I told myself that I would just stop talking to the people that were dicks to me, or my "friends", but now my life sucks and I have no one. I am really trying to get rid of this sensitivity.

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I have literally never come across a girl online that lives in this area in my entire life
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That's odd, it's a relatively big state. Has like 10 million people iirc.
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>online

There's your problem right there

I never met any girls online to have sex
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>>38085575

What part of VA are you in? If NOVA, please kill yourself

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>Start vaping ironically
>get addicted and cant stop
Help robots, what do i do?
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buy nicotine free juice
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>>38085507
>what do I do?
Literally just stop vaping. Throw the device away and do something else

A college professor I had told us that eating an apple every time you crave a smoke will help you kick the habit

It's an oral fixation
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>>38085507
Idk it's always been easy for me to quit smoking. I nicc out for like a day and then it's over. I'm awesome

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How are you not a literal cuck for watching porn?
You are watching a man fuck a woman that you couldn't and you're even JACKING OFF TO THE IDEA OF SOMEONE ELSE FUCKING THAT WOMAN YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE. You are cumming to the idea, no the reality of women being dicked on by men. If you watch same vid twice that's even worse. You are vividly aroused by other men having sex with women. It sexualy satisfies you to see women be whores.
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Dude we are so beyond the point of caring of whether or not we're "cucks".
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>>38085472
You are supposed to self-insert idiot
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that's why I only fap to trap

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>tfw 26
>tfw 5ft8
>tfw 4inch dick
>tfw live in moms basement
>tfw cant tie my shoes
>tfw cant drive
>tfw took a test that i studied for hours for and still failed it
>lost 200 dollars
>cant tie my shoes
>kicked out of military navy because couldnt swim or fold clothes correctly
>tfw just completely numb
>tfw older and lost all my passion and energy

why should i even go on knowing that im severly retarded?
Why am i put through this hell? i just want to be successful.
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>>38085443
someone please respond to my feelings thread lads
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I'm saging ur shit thread bcuz ur bein a fgt
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>>38085443
Just get on autismbux dude, life ain't easy.
Or you'll have to train harder than everyone else, and that's fine I guess, but are you willing to do so?

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