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Listen, /r9k/, you cunts! You held me back with your shit advice and low self-esteem attitudes.
You can either stay here and waste away whatever shitty life you have left in you, or you can improve your fucking life!
>muh be urself bro
Then stay here and rot away, cunt!
There's nothing here but misery.
The reason you're all fucked up is because you have piss poor habits! If you want something in life, just fucking do it. Stop planning and being a cunt!
I begin extra training tomorrow, away from you sorry cunts. I am working hard to improve my life, and I'm already noticing the results. I'm 22, so I have plenty of time and a great life ahead of me.
Fuck you, cunts!
/r9k/ = shittiest board ever.
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>It's a "teenager wants to give life advice and feels he's being cool" episode
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>>34771010
Wow.....really....get's your noggin joggin
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I'm pretty successful.
I'm still miserable.
Some people aren't meant to be happy.
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>What's that wagie? you have to go to work? you have to sleep?
join the discord when the dopy mutt kunt in charge provides a working link
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click this fire
https://discord.gg/bAy3EX6
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Join us please. Thanks.
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>>34770960
pretty comfy tbqh familaja
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Why aren't girls interested in cool shit like science fiction, aircraft, tanks, cars, astronomy archery, smithery and stuff like that femanons?
Women are fucking gay gay and boring, no wonder fucking you is the only thing men can do with you.
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>>34770952
That all sounds dumb as fuck and typical vapid guy shit. Stop acting supremist over your shit taste.
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>>34770952
You sound like a nerd virgin.
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>>34770968
>astronomy
>Dumb as fuck
kden.
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>hes not autistic
>he STILL doesn't have friends
whats your excuse?
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>tfw could gets friends every easily
>too socially retarded, end up accidentally alienating people
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I'm a spazz whose existance is constantly tormentend by my past mistakes
I really should stop making animal noises in public
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Its called being a socially retarded sperg.
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>you will never die defending Berlin from the red army after being awarded the iron cross by the fuhrer while bombs drop around you
Fucking hell. I want to die but I don't want some fucking useless death alone in my bedroom. I want some heroic sacrifice worth dying for so I can die like an hero. Maybe I should go volunteer for the SAA or something.
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>dying for such a shit memey cause
kys normie
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>>34770830
Start a race war, you fucking pussy
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>>34770830
Sex Addicts Anonymous?
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Femanons, what's your opinion on fisting? Would you ever try it?
https://xhamster.com/movies/90789/anal_fisting.html
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I fist myself but I wish I had a bf with big hands to do it to me instead. Not anal though, that's gross.
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>>34770834
>I fist myself but I wish I had a bf with big hands to do it to me instead.
Be my gf.
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>>34770834
How important are big hands for you, like, would you bf a manlet with huge hands for example?
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>feeling bored past few days
>start lurking on omegle again
>look back today, realize I collected 4 qts, 2 of which did camsex when we first met
a-am i a chad?
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Gtfo stupid fucking normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34770707
No it's just attention starved whores that have you along with hundreds of other thirsty orbiters watching and or it's actually a guy.
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>>34770707
>comes to board full of betas to brag
Look out guys we've got another normie.
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>company I work for makes medical devices to help with breast reconstruction
>talk about breasts in a completely medical context in relation to our company
>absolute nothing sexual about it
>female coworker still offended and reports me to HR
I am utterly confused how she's been able to do her job this whole time.
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post what you said you fucking faggot
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>>34770647
Why people who make these threads never say what they fucking said?
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do they give you sales samples?
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Every new year, cuckold gets a spike in interest
https://www.google.com/trends/explore?q=cuckold
What did they mean by this?
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>related searches
>Number 5
>BBC
>Broadcasting company
Kek
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>>34770635
Well spotted anon.
I didn't even look further down before- turns out Italy is most cucked nation.
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Bump. I thought /cuck/ might be able to shed some light on this issue
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Can somebody explain to me what a roastie is?
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>>34770558
an overused pussy that looks like roast beef.i'm not sure if this is original or not
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Large outwards sloping pussy lips that look like a roast beef sandwich.
Also a /r9k/ meme that such a pussy is a result of having sex. See >>34770617
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You neckbeards do realize her pussy size, color or texture has nothing to do with how much shes been "used" . women have babies and still can go back to a tighter pussy than a virgin. Her outer labia has nothibg to do with your dicks
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Is it ok to give a 3 year old a small amount of xanax so he would shut up and sleep?
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>>34770519
It's ethically shaky but it will probably be fine.
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>>34770519
no not at all you fucking indigent.
someone please post le lethal dose of morphine meme man in this thread
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>>34770533
This, it's not going to hurt him but it's still probably not a good idea. But him a fucking happy meal or something
/b/ sent a present to you
Where do you send it next?
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>>34770460
You send it back to /b/, obviously
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just set it off here it's fine
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>>34770460
Just end our misery or send it to wipe out /mlp/
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Why is it so hard to get into a serious relationship online
all the qts i meet talk to me once or twice, then ignore all my messages
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You need to set up an account on real dating sites or tinder. Then when a girl shows interest, meet up with her right away before she loses interest and moves on.
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because women get 99999999999999999999999999999999999999 messages every zeptosecond from other thirsty men
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>>34770462
real dating sites make me dick, especially tinder
>>34770468
i'm not thristy tho
Why do all white girls look the same?With their white skin and everything.
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>>34770407
everyone looks about the same
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I wish white women all looked like that.
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I want to taste that girl's asshole
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Why do I keep coming back to this board? It makes me depressed as fuck and reminds me what I'm missing out on cause I'm a loser
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>>34770404
Only you can answer that.
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>>34770404
Damn, that woman has such a small ass, I can see her ischium
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>>34770404
I love getting into arguments on here tbqh