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What if I do right now?

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>>39283761
not bad but try this on for size

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>>39283816
Pretty solid singles.

>>39283279
Rick and Morty is a fantastic show and both redditors and people who characterize it as a reddit show are retarded.

>the contrarian cycle continues

I have 1 friend.

>>39283254
There's absolutely no way in hell the sperm survived for that long

>>39283290
That was my thought. I'm pretty sure she's just stressed out that it might happen, and stress can make your period late.

so was it frozen or no?

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>>39282899
wh*tes are LITERALLY and originally finished

I don't get it. What's wrong with that exactly?

>whites sperg because he's BLACK
>blacks think guys like this are Toms

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>>39282881
>showering in the morning

I take cold showers in the dark and come out wide awake

Let me inform you on 2 facts
Fact 1: Only idiots shower in the morning
Fact 2: Only idiots fall randomly asleep

origiorigiorigigigiigigigigigigginnnnalllllll

>>39282811
yo we LIT LIT in this bitch. 2001 V A P O R W A V E feels

>>39282811
need some more niggers here

>>39282627
In high school I hid in a toilet all break

Go to the library and play on your computer or read a book. Maybe do some school work. Or maybe try to make friends with the other autists.

>>39282627
Just walk around the halls

10 years ago:
>in high school
>just broke off contact with oneitis rather than orbit forever
>dating a chubby qt
>no license
>no car

Now:
>working part-time and running my own business part-time
>still in love with my high school oneitis
>married to a chubby qt
>no license
>no car

Life hasn't changed much.

Exactly the same as now, NEETing is not very adventurous.

>>39282581
10 years ago
>just gotten out of mental ward
>working a shit tier contruction job
>get absolutely hammered on vodka and bentzos all the time

5 years ago
>in uni again
>happiest time in my life

Woe is me, I wasn't meant to last. NEETing again.

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Who reads a book before class starts man? Maybe that's why

Does the class get literally filled with people except the two seats next to you?

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>>39282534
Sounds like something I'd dream of anon

>Go into classroom

>All the seats are taken besides ones next to stacies and Chads

You have no idea what that's like.

wrong board u cheeky cunt

gimme a girlfriend

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>>39282415
>wrong board
What did he mean by this?

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>>39282304


feels gud having a gf anon

feeeels reeel nice

I will admit I have to act like a Chad around her because she really thinks I'm weird. Hope one day I can find a girl who's as weird as me

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>>39282304
>I AM A NICE GUY
Wrong move anon. You must be a GOOD guy, not a nice guy. What is a good guy? Someone who is true to their own moral code despite anything else. Through this you can reach contentment even when living alone, and being content with yourself will draw women to you in the long run.

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Wow

So lemme get this straight

You. A grown ass man, are crying over not having an annoying half-child around. You're so blueballed you're mistaking your sexual urges for something else.

Go bang a few whores and clear your mind. You've got thoughts of lust clouding you.

Just stop being a fag. simple

>>39282354
oh thank you, I'm cured

>>39282263
I think despising gay culture is a good sign. What if there was another male out there who felt the same way as you do?

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>>39282262
>Good jawline
>weak chin

I think my jawline is fine, it's just my chin that's weak. Combined with thick lips, it makes me look like I'm always pouting.

>>39283339
I know that fell bro...
Girl keep telling me how I've got a nice jawline, but I think if I just had a stronger chin I would look a thousand times better,

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Anyone else still socially retarded? I'm 27 and still sound like a complete autist when speaking to people and never know what to say.

What would you guys do to just be 21 again?

>>39282256
31 here

I don't give much of a fuck. I have no desire.

>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RlXpilkyjF
schizophrenic anon here.

>>39282240

damn that was nice man you going to turn that into a song?

here's an instrumental I recorded would be interested to see what you think of it

https://youtu.be/CD8FaeYPk9o

>>39282308
yes hello i listened to it and followed you on 3 youtube accounts a few threads ago btw.