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pickpocketing general? 2017-02-11 03:00:35 Post No.34784628
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anyways so storytime
>be in senior in high school
>2008
>started to try pickpocketing
>but since I was a noobie I decided to steal wallets not on the person
>teacher didn't have class last period, decided to go work on a project
>Told teacher I was heading to bathroom
>came across a locket not fully closed
>brushed hand on backpack
>felt like a wallet
>open it up
>female wallet (had rainbow colors and female drivers license)
>shove it in my pocket
>as im walking back teacher is outside of her class room looking for me
>ohfuckdidsheseeme.jpg
>got a call to go to the office
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>grandma came to pick me up early
>ohjesuschristwhatarelief
ok.. second story
>lift wallet from purse in locker
>big pink rectangle wallet
>ohfuckcanthidethis.jpg
>wearing a hoody
>slipped it up my sleeve
>went back to class and dropped it in my backpack
>in last period
>study hall
>girl literally comes into that class looking through trash cans
>wdf I lifted her wallet on the other side of the school
>some guy is like check anon's backpack
>sweat is going down my neck.
>as a precautionary I had the wallet up my sleeve in case I was forced to open my backpack
>she didn't hear him and kept walking
^ This one still pisses me off how all the student all the classes she comes to class im in, and that guy says that.
I had couple more, but I forgot how I lifted it exactly I had total of 5 wallets within a month, and I stopped
I had bunch of cargo shorts hanging in my closet that got too big for me, and I left the wallets in the cargo pockets
3 years later after moving out my sister came across them and told my mom. Before my mom got off work I went out there and took them all, and disposed of them. My mom calling asking what I did with them, and I said you don't have evidence against me, so fuck off.
I almost want to try it again, but I want to hear other stories of /r9k/
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>>34784628
I had so much fun stealing shit in high school, probably stole hundreds of dollars in items and sometimes it was just random shit to show off like posters in the hallways and baby jesus before christmas once even a flower pot it was cringe as fuck but I enjoyed it. Got blamed for breaking some hydraulic pump in class but I didnt do it. They threatened to suspend me and get the police involved but I just denied everything and no evidence on who did it so nothing happened. Good times.
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I was lame and stole excercise books in school, lots. Sometimes take books from stores now if they seem too expensive
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>Be freshman in college
>dorm lyfe
>big college town
>never invited to house parties, but there were plenty
>go to them anyways, usually able to get in
>Steal anything worth taking
>leave
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>meet qt tranny on internet
>stole money from my parents and move to her place (she live with her mom)
>want to break up with her but i cant
>now im stuck with this trans i dont love anymore and her mom who pressure me for having a job
What the fuck did i do ?
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>>34784623
Post pics and I might give you some thoughts
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>>34784623
Holy shit anon, I wish I had the courage you have>implying it's true
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>>34784623
enlist, or hitchhike home and patch things up with the senpai
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>ask girl over for Valentine's dinner
>get a 2-pack of filet mignon and lobster for Aldi
>pick up a few bottles of Pinot Noir
>spend all day looking up how to cook it
>make the perfect meal
>doorbell
>she arrives, and she's brought a guy
>"Oh hey, this is my boyfriend"
>give her and her boyfriend the food I cooked
>they have a nice candlelight dinner
>start snogging at my dinner table
>"Hey anon, can you call an uber for us, we've had a little too much to drink"
>end up spending $27 for the girl I like to have a date with a guy I've never met, including food and Uber
Should I just end it now?
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you should learn how to shitpost better before you an hero
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>>34784618
>27 dollars for a 2 pack of lobster and filet at ALDI
>Its the fuckign UK retard, no dollars
You're a special kind of retard, arent you?
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>>34784655
We have Aldi in the US, m8
>it's another 'anon spends the whole weekend alone in his room by himself hit with maximum feels, headbanging and singing along to punk rock/metal songs' episode
Why does every weekend have to be like this I never do anything interesting. No one seems to care about me. I have no one to hang out with like a normal human being.
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>>34784555
I'll hang out with you anon
lets shoot some black tar heroin into the tipsnof our cocks and go from there
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>>34784555
go meet people? most people are actually pretty chill and dig all kinds of shit
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>>34784555
Honestly who the fuck actually sings along to songs what the fuck
Hearing my own voice makes me want to fucking neck how the fuck would you enjoy singing along to songs
Fuck outta here with that gay shit nigga
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TFW it's Friday night and I'm googling my former high school classmates
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>>34784533
You don't need to be all alone. I'm here for you, anon!
I'm Tarri. What's your name?
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>>34784533
Lol I check facebook every day.
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>>34784978
You appear in the people you may know section fyi. Hope you're using a fake account. I do
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What's it like to get a text message from a girl first ?
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Depends. If there's sexual tension then it's an exciting rush of dopamine but if there isn't, it's just like getting texted by anybody else
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>>34784499
Like you're about to have a heart attack.
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>>34784499
Annoying because you have to think of something to say.
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If the despair from being a 20+ KHV is primarily due to feelings of being undesirable and unattractive, would having sex with someone just once permanently cure feelings of inadequacy?
If not, would any amount of sexual experience fix >tfw inadequate?
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Hahah Oh boy. I'm afraid it's not that simple.
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Usually the cause of being unattractive can't be fixed past adolescence, and the lack of social experience will only make everything worse over time.
Getting "lucky" once with an obese woman won't make the feelings of inadequacy and jealousy go away.
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>>34784785
>>34784638
there seem to be an awful lot of KHVs here who believe getting laid will instantly remedy their existential depression.
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Did moly exactly an hour ago, noone to talk to. 2017-02-11 02:46:05 Post No.34784383
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Did moly exactly an hour ago, noone to talk to. 2017-02-11 02:46:05 Post No.34784383
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Did moly exactly an hour ago, noone to talk to.
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Like I said, I did molly exactly an hour ago, around 200-300mg, took it all at once orally, first time. I'm alone so I cant really talk to anyone, does someone wanna talk? pls.
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feeling great, but im rly fucking cold. is this normal?
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you're fine
have fun
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>>34784658
no, youre dying. go to starbucks
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I need your best reaction pics boys
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I just creamed
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originalll
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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I never get to use it
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>18
>just had alcohol for the second time
>burned more than the beer I had last
>the burning sensation almost felt good
I'm going to be an alcoholic aren't I?
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>>34784351
yes
its over
im sorry anon
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>>34784351
Not likely you're a Bitch I started with 9 dollar half gallons of vodka and never came back. Now if I go more the ten hours without drinking my hands start to shake.
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>>34784351
Lolwut
Faggot you thought beer burnt. You have a ways to go to acquire any kind of taste, and a farther way to go before you can get over the "lel it burnz XDd" phase.
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is anyone else very sad because no GF but right after orgasm having a GF seems inconvenient and like a bad idea?
it's literally like a switch flipping in my head
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yep, you're hetero alright
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No because I don't think of human companionship as a value trade
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nothing compares to being there
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>haven't masturbated in 3 months
>started ejaculating in my sleep
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Ya that's usually what happens.
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>>34784295
It's almost like your body is trying to tell you that what you're doing isn't healthy.
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>i cant even go one day without beating it unless im totally occupied for the day
Post images you can relate to on a emotional level
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>>34784294
Post images you can relate to on a emotional level
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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legitness me right meow. ouchie, anon.
I have a boo boo on my heart
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This is me IRL so hard I wish I could show it to the world
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>eat it already anon
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>>34784285
yes m'lady *give a sexy wink and takes off his fedora, becoming nude. he eats her puss*
omnomnomnom
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>>34784285
I don't like roast beef sandwich, thank you
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i dont want to eat it but you can suffocate me with it
>tfw you go out for a long motorcycle ride after work
>It's pitch dark
>Motorcycle is growling riding along at 14k RPM
>Sounds like a lion that's free and showing it's dominance
>Music playing in helmet
>Taking tight corners with high-beams on
This is what life is
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>driving E30 on abandoned roads
>100+
>engine screaming
>still smooth though
>blasting synthwave
>calm orange dash lights
Cars and bikes are the best thing to happen to robots.
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>>34784272
>Sounds like a lion that's free and showing it's dominance
Is this really what bikers think they look like? That is hilarious
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you forgot:
>crash
>can never walk again