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What do I do? My friend left his youtube accoubt logged in on my pc and out of curiosity I checked his history to see if he has any good music or something like that in there. Turns out it's filled with shit like pic related. Is he a pedo? Wtf shoukd I do?
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>>37192823
Dude's obviously a huge fan of gymnastics, man.
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>>37192823
lmfao
start asking him questions about his gymnastics hobby every now and then
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>>37192823
Confront him with it. Or blackmail him.
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/signaturelet/ support group
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>21 years old
>still don't have a signature and just write my name on important documents instead
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Personally I'm always anxious so I just do a scribble for my signature. I literally have no idea how to create one.
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>>37192926
Just write your fucking name in cursive, Jesus Christ. Do they not teach kids how to write in cursive at school anymore?
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>>37192959
This is what I do.
But I only write in cursive so my signature is just me writing my name as I always do.
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>tfw you die never having experienced any romantic relationships
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I know and it is so fucking painful to know life will pass and I will never smell or feel a female's scent or touch
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I wish i could find a way to escape these emotions. For a while i felt happy with being alone. "this is how i like it" is what i told myself. But everyone needs love it occurs to me now. The loneliness is kicking in big time and i don't know what to do. This really is a big issue and a tragedy if people can't connect with others around them.
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I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT
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Does anyone eIse on here get vagina envy?
l don't think l really want to be a woman, per se, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... It feels like biology and my body have betrayed me.
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>>37192342
This pasta fucking sucks faggot.
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>>37192342
I already have a boipucci I don't need another hole
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Kind of wish it was possible to feel what masturbating and sex feels like as a girl desu
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Help me /r9k/ I'm literally shattered right now, here's my story.
>be shut in NEET who fantasizes about his childhood friend every single day
>went out to a big club event with cousins today
>when leaving met childhood friend even had the same name so I'm not wrong
>haven't seen this girl in more than 15 years but I still remember her
>she doesn't remember me
>doesn't even say anything to me but just smiled
>I didn't say anything to her
I just fucked up my only chances and getting my one and only wife, if by chance I somehow see her at this wedding next couple of months what do I say to her? Also don't know her last name only first so I can't find her through normiebook or some shitty site. My god should have taken a picture of her she such a cutie, I always daydream of bumping into her and it finally happened and I did nothing.
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You're creating this weird image of her in your mind.
She has most likely been railed by Chad dozens of times by now. She doesn't remember you for a reason.
>if by chance I somehow see her at this wedding next couple of months
lol
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Why the fuck would she remember you?
She was probably busy living a productive while you were masturbating and living a parasitic NEET life. You like a girl based on the memories of childhood and how she fucking looks? You sad pathetic, piece of shit.
Keep daydreaming and living in your delusional fantasies, all you had to do was say one fucking word "Hello".
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>delusional man is delusional
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who here has a self-destructive personality?
im constantly fucking myself in my relationships and work over and am obsessed with being depressed and feeling sad
ive been like this since i was 14 when i had a traumatic experience
please share your stories robots i wanna hear them
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>>37192173
>im constantly fucking myself in my relationship
oh fuck off normie
you are still better than most of us
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>>37192173
I barely do anything at all.
I'm going to fail most of my classes at uni on my first fucking semester, I never failed a single class on high-school so it's not like I'm dumb, I just can't fucking get a book and do exercises and study.
I really have no idea on how to change, maybe I'm on the wrong course and should try something completely different, I just don't want to be useless in the future, but right now I'm a completely useless piece of shit that can barely get out of the bed.
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>26 neet khv
>have self destructed my uni education, jobs, the one chance I had to get a girl, my family no longer likes me due to burning bridges to self destruct
>spend every day thinking about everything I regret
>wish I had a time machine
>life is progressively getting worse and worse as i continue to ruin my happiness
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>tfw no gf
>listen to friends talk about their relationships
>feel like a loser for being a virgin
>girls don't like you because you're boring
>or you're not alpha
>or something, idk
>don't worry things will get better for you you're just a late bloomer :)
>go through college
>still lonely
>finish undergrad
>start working on masters
>but no gf
>study hard in school
>work out at least 4 times a week
>have hobbies outside vidya and weed
>keep working in school
>finally graduate, ready for the real world
>get a good job
>start earning money
>lots of fucking money
>suddenly girls are exponentially more attracted to you
>go through lots of pointless preliminary dating that feels awkward because you're awkward and never had any exposure to dating before this point
>girls sense your beta and are instantly turned off
>whatever
>keep working
>years pass
>life is good, constantly able to do cool shit, go hiking, play music, take vacations, never worried about finances, feel free as hell
>on an excursion trip you meet a girl
>intelligent, a little bit crass at times
>she laughs at your jokes, but you can tell she is laughing because she genuinely thinks you're funny
>you can talk to her about anything
>she asks how often you go hiking
>start planning future trips with her
>2 1/2 years later
>you're getting married
>its really happening
>all these years of work are finally coming to fruition
>she embraces you at the altar
>mother tearfully sitting in front row
>dad smiling calmly back at you
>go on the honeymoon of your life
>she tells you she loves you
>you love her too
>and then, two years later
>she doesn't feel the same way any more
>she says she loves someone else
>she says that she will always love you but can't bear try and keep the marriage afloat
>she leaves with 50% of your assets
>she never comes back
I have this nightmare every single day
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i think it is mostly a good dream. I mean like after all you may be still lonely, but you had all those romantic experiences and bittersweet memories. Sometimes girls do not last forever and we all change, but the memories do not.
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>>37192165
For idealists like me, it's a bad, bad dream. There is nothing more humiliating and dehumanizing than being continually lied to. The experiences are all a big haze now, anyway. The only things that really stick are the betrayal and the parting insults.
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>>37192202
there are no lies in your case and people just change. But anyways this constant fear will prevent us to accomplish anything great or beautiful. I mean it's like not riding on a plane because it may crash. If we look ourselves as nothing, then anything we accomplish is a net positive, as we cant really drop below zero.
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Are cons an ideal place to meet chicks? I mean "attractive" chicks who are into the kind of nerdy things I'm into.
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Yes, and they all crave attention and have self esteem issues. Take your pick at which one you want.
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>>37192123
if you can act social then it's pretty good, obviously if you're a pussy little beta it's no different than anywhere else.
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>>37192123
Only if you find herpes attractive.
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ww-w--w-w-ww-w-wwww-WhAt?
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What's INFJ?
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>>37192025
introverted fusion jazz
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>>37191970
INTP here
Elf?
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Any of you robots ever done meth?
What was it like?
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It was so fucking good i can't even walk anymore or see or hear or feel or move... Actually my personal mind controlled maid is writing this reply
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>>37191868
felt just like that time I injected one marijuana
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>>37191868
I use semi-regularly, gotta keep that GPA up up up. I get it when I can't find Vyvanse (I almost never can get any Vyvanse)
As a rule of thumb you force yourself to eat at least twice in a day that you've used, don't use after 1pm and sleep. Otherwise it's quite literally a nightmare to be in public let alone a huge university/public transportation. Don't use for more than two days in a row, and take two days off at least between using.
It's pretty easy to end up doing too much, so wait like 30-40 minutes before redosing imo
Yo /r9k/ I'm officially done
>impersonate as mid-20s girl
>talk to other girls in their 20s about hentai, talking about it and sharing photos
>do this for months
>i bring up beastiality and shotacon to see their thoughts
>majority of them love both and if not both usually beastiality than shotacon
I spent months doing this, day in and day out my identity has been nothing but being a woman sharing beastiality and shotacon with other women and my conclusion is women are men I YO WHEN DID I DIED I OFFFICISL SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I NEED TO GET A LIFE!
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>>37191607
Gotta need to give us some stories Anon..
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i love bestiality. i would honestly prefer a dog over a man
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>I spent months pretending to be a woman talking to other men pretending to be women about fucking dogs
>Why are women so disgusting r9k????
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>have 4x4 benis
>buy hooker
>feel nothing with hooker bucci
>try asshole
>nothing
>leave hooker after ~20 minutes
>try sticking benis in butthole
>feel nothing
>lose erection
>give up
>buy fleshlight
>feels like trash
>lose erection
>tfw can't fuck anything!!
>tfw faggot roasties pretend to be normies
>tfw realize normies are liars
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>fleshlight
those are made for bbc/bwc
get an onahole, japs know how to deal with longitudinally challenged peens
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>>37191482
is this english? Has the English language deteriorated so far, that this counts as part of the language? What are you trying to say here, and to whom? How has your mind and ability to convey a message fallen so far into the deepest pits of despair, that you think THIS counts as anything other than a jumbled mess of words, vaguely forming a greentext?
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Wait okay, so. What is the other dimension for your dick described in '4x4'. What other metric to you use other than length. I'm sorry I'm not very familiar with dicks
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What happened to the guy who dressed his friend in a dress and then raped and drugged him yesterday?
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Sounds like some guy who was making shit up.
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Idk but just so you know, if we were in this position, I'd rape you too.
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>>37191380
>traps who voted for trump
Not sure if they were ironically trolling, or if they have a massive cognitive dissonance in their brains.
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Anyone else doesn't have any problems talking to people/making friends but feel completely disconnected from everyone else in every way?
I used to be a completely isolated person, I had literally zero friends, but by growing up I learnt how to talk with people and socialize, now days I have a pretty big group of "friends" and I'm more or less known and liked by a large amount of people, I even have a facebook with more than 1000 friends mostly composed by people I know irl, but I still feel like I'm a completely different world, I see them posting things and all I can think is how idiotic they all are and how I hate all of them, all of the world and myself, I don't usually feel like that outside, only in certain situations, but whenever I'm alone again in my room all I can thing about is that, how meaningless it all is, how meaningless my existence is.
When I was alone it was all about myself, all about hating just myself and how idiotic I was, but now I have to coexist with all this people.
Can anyone relate? Am I just incompatible with society? Do you think they also feel like that about me and other people? Also, I'm just putting focus on the bad things, I still think it's way better than being all alone...
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Are you beeing yourself, anon?
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>>37191426
The funny thing is that I actually am, I don't hide the things that I like, for example anime, which I think is something people are afraid of admitting, I do hide that I'm mostly sad, because being "depressed" has become such a meme that I can't bear to be associated with that, but it's not like I'm putting up a fake smile, because I do feel happy when I'm with other people, so I'd say I'm mostly myself.
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>>37191300
One difference is that Im quite awkward but I still manage to make friends and talk to people, otherwise on the same boat
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Has anyone ever gone to Like the Upper Amazon or the Kalahari or tribal mongolia, where they've never heard of electricity or sex ed, and paid a woman in like animal pelts or something to use a Hitachi Magic Wand? Did they make a video? I'm interested to know how they liked it.
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>>37191245
What's a hitachi magic wand dude also that sounds cool
Is that like a pussy vibrator
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https://youtu.be/qx8hrhBZJ98
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http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?IkFub24gZ2l2ZXMgYSBNb25nb2wgZ2lybCBhIGZ1Y2tpbmcgaGVhcnQgYXR0YWNrIg==