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No, she's a cunt. Most normal people would say "sorry, I'm married".

Her over defensiveness makes suspicious. She probably cheats/thinks of cheating regularly.

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>>34409940
Holy fucking shit, I got a terrible anxiety attack by just reading this

>>34409940
I'm sorry you ran into a huge cunt like that anon. Most normal people wouldn't have done that.

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>>34409934
>girls can shit

>he doesn't find that arousing

>>34409934
>>34409983
Isn't it mind blowing that a cute girl can have something as disgusting as a butt? That she can have a dirty, fetid, stinking, disgusting asshole but you still want her to sit on your face.

>tfw finding out irl girls don't like facesitting
what the fuck. how could a girl not be into it? so many of the sluts I've picked up were either not into it, didn't want to do it, or out right refused.

why is it so hard to find a girl who likes both smothering men and oral sex?

>>34409928
>say yes
>this starts playing
https://youtu.be/4NlRRot7TSo

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>>34409928
sfdsdafasdfasfafsd

>self-improvement.
The fuck would I need that?
I'm 26 years old, dumb, poor, and talentless. Kind of past the point of 'impoving' myself, just let me fap you asshole

>>34409896
Your life will improve if you quit fapping. Time goes slower, music sounds better, you will be happier. Why not give it a try for a week and see how it affects you?

>>34409880
it's not healthy anon

you should be doing no porn, not no fap

There is some truth to that, yes.

Then again there are people who guilt trip to exploit you by being shy, mostly women.

Feeling like you may die from anxiety = bad ego

>>34409804
I think this comic works better as just the first two panels. The last two are just
>really makes you think
in comic form.

>good jawline
>weak chin
Pick one

at least youre not a foreheadlet.

in all seriousness though you people are ridiculously insecure.

>>34410105
Wich do girls like more?

>>34409765
kek this made me laugh I mean it sucks being a guy in general I guess being black would be even worse though its hard to transition as a black man

>>34409792
>>34409765
It made me smile. I liked the Pepe, nice touch man!
Just enjoy your dreams btw, the grass isn't actually that much greener, and you wouldn't enjoy it as much as you do now.

>>34409792
It's not really any easier or harder

You can just pretend OP. Why do you think traps never posts their faces?

Dear Joey,

I'm in town again. Sorry I lost contact with you, you were always a good friend. Maybe we can hang out again soon, I forgot where you live exactly and dont have your phone number anymore or it changed. I remember seeing you post on 4chan before in an area thread and it was awesome seeing it was you from it. You wrote me in one of these letters long ago before and I saw it by chance and wrote you back. I dont think you saw it bc it was later. It was nice reading from you. I hope you see this again if not ill try getting your number again from other people.

-M

Dear freckles,

I don't know what to say because time has tangled every thought emotion and feeling up in ways they wouldnt be.
What I do know is that I miss you and thinking about you makes me happy, excited and joyful.
I dont know what you want me to be if anything, I don't know what I am to you if anything. I don't want to be strangers anymore though. I'm sorry for letting it go this long.
I miss hearing your voice. Please say words to me again.

- Daemian

I hope you realize I never wanted to hurt you. What I did I did was for me and never was to hurt you. I didn't think I could still do that to you anymore. I felt like the burden in your life that needed to leave and focus on myself. I did still love you.

>>34409762
Just keep on going and let the world do it for you.

>>34409762
continue posting on 4chan
t. shitposter

>>34409784
This

Everything else is a complete waste of time

>>34409758
ive been on antidepressants since i was 17. im 28 now.
prozac, effexor, cymbalta, prozac again then zoloft.
prozac made me unable to cum for the first three weeks. it was great because i had a gf back then and i could last a lot of time while having sex. i also saw white spots and felt nausea and lost appetite.
i didnt notice any difference in my depression, same with effexor.
cymbalta helped but was too expensive thats why we went back to fluoxetine then to zoloft.
im only on 50mg of zoloft now (just started taking it) so far i notice no difference apart from having slightly less suicidal thoughts

>>34410030
Do most of the side-effects end after a certain time, or are they there more or less all the time? I've read conflicting stories.

>>34410140
in my case they diminished with time and eventually disappeared

>>34409755
not necessarily

if she did then she's a bitch
but no, not necessarily. they'd think it's odd, sure, but that's it.

>>34409755
She'd leave because you're probably a self-centered autist that only wants to be with a girl to have sex and lose his virginity as opposed to being with her because you value her as a person.

Good day

some chicks want a pure virgin boy. maybe youre just tight for somebody.

>>34409603
one of the worst parts of depression

>>34409603
I CAN'T FUCKING THINK

I CAN'T FUCKING REMEMBER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34409603
Depression or schizophrenia? I'e heard people get it with depression too, it sucks hairy arse.

>Why not stay alone the rest of your life?

I am

I've transcended the desire to have a partner. All the pros you mentioned is basically everything that I want, with the added bonus that I don't have to worry that I forgot her Name day or some shit resulting in her nagging for a few hours.

>>34409572
Don't forget you never have to comprimise alone ether.that's one reason I ditched my last freind.its alwaysa fucking comprimise around people.being alone is far superior

>>34409545
During and shortly after ejaculation, depending on how long you cum.

Hard to believe a dude has never had an orgasm.

>>34409545
>>34409578
If OP is circumcised, then it's understandable that his orgasms will be weak and he might just not be feeling them.

>>34409545
During the ejaculation. Its like for a few seconds your dick has an amazing sensation in it and you're mind goes blank from how good it feels. Then it's over and you feel ashamed about what you fapped to

I'd more common like reading a book or driving a long distance. Not something you need for survival, but something that you know will happen at some point during the month.

>>34409504
Why are you surprised at this? Contrary to what /r9k/ thinks the sexual revolution was a great thing, women will fuck pretty much anything that isn't the bottom (maybe) 10% of men.

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>>34409504

*yawn*

Find a better "mindfuck", faggot