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ITT: say your favorite quote or quotes, famous or not
I'll start
Wer war der Tor, wer der Weise
Wer der Bettler oder Kaiser?
Ob arm, ob reich, im Tode gleich.
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Someone reply pls I put lots of effort in this thread
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"What we wish, we readily believe, and what we ourselves think, we imagine others think also."
-Julius Caesar
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oreganomi kenobi
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Onision goes after iDubbbz, calls him a creepy, edgy, ugly unfunny racist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLxFuTIiSHo
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>>36303877
P r o j e c t i n g
P r o j e c t i n g
G i n t c e j o r p
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>>36303877
Why did you make this thread? OP
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Quit making threads on 4chan, Onion. You're irrelevant.
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How does it feel that actual attractive peope tread on your safe space? How does it feel knowing that you are out classed by the likes of me and could never compete in the dating game while I'm in town. I am superipr to 90% of you and women love me. Even the fembots want me.
How does it make you feel?
Can you handle this red pill? I think not
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>>36303804
Stop saying redpill, you matrix faggot
I respect you being awesome but that redpill bluepill shit needs to die
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You're nothing special. I've seen better and please get over yourself. Go back to your containment board >>>/soc/
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>>36303804
>faggot glasses
>>>/lgbt/ is that way
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Yo my niggas come watch a mo fuckin nigga stream some got damn vidya games
Twitch tv osmurr
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>>36303792
What kind of shock videos are you streaming
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>>36303832
Gay fucking cocks
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guy has autistic eyes. look so sad but is a chad.
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>girl messages first
I AM ASCENDING BROS COME WITH ME
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post screenshots
ogre
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>>36303780
Please ascend yourself right off this board normalfag.
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>>36303780
so what? I always message guys first. it's normal.
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Guys, I fought with my dad. Story time:
>finally confessed that I feel like I failed him
>He said that he loved me and appreciated what I do even if I'm not a college pitcher (majoring in music).
>I finally feel like I can talk to him about anything
>15 minutes later I found two frogs on the window, will timestamp if requested
Did Kek fix my relationship with my dad? Is this the real meaning of meme magic?
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>>36303755
You've been blessed by Kek. Lucky bastard.
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>>36303755
Look up Carl Jung and synchronicity. This is no accident.
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>>36303755
>sees frogs irl
>posts frogs
>gets dubs
Kek is with you.
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>25 year old virgin with large penis
>find out there's some issue with my circumcision scar, probably botched, can't even masturbate without it getting red, irritated, painful
I CAN'T EVEN GET ONE GOOD THING IN MY FUCKING LIFE
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>>36303701
>Commit sudoku
>Become reincarnated with more foreskin intact or completely intact
>Repeat process if former until you become an intact male
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>>36303930
>implying you would retain memories from your previous life if reincarnation was real
>implying reincarnation is real
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>>36303959
>Implying it isn't worth the dice roll
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>tfw no large Orc waifu to suplex you and make you lick their feet
why even live
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That's a pretty good idea, Anon.
The only problem is that Amazonians >>>> Orcs, but either way you could say "you're a big girl" and she would say "for you" and that would be the best part of it.
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>>36303688
>tfw no giant lumpy cyclops gf
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>>36303688
The closest thing IRL are tall black girls, but both would break your pelvis, OP.
The only one I can think of having a diamond pelvis is blackposter.
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6'1 tallfag struggle thread 2017-04-16 03:29:00 Post No.36303223
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6'1 tallfag struggle thread
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Hi fellow robots, robot here!
Just wanted to ask you all, I am 6'1 tall right? Why have I not gotten a gf yet? You all seem to say man over 6 feet of height automaticcaly can have a girlfriend, so where is mine?
Can someone please help me answer this question?
Thank you!
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>>36303223
I would like to know the answer to those
t. 6'2"
>tfw no gf
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maybe you're missing a few too many chromosomes to be a normie, you could just be a really tall tard with access to wifi.
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>>36303223
No, no you got it wrong OP. Height doesn't guarantee a gf, but a lack of height guarantees no gf
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>i probably like my dog more than i will like you
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>just want to travel
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>give me pizza and ill love you forever
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>>36303108
Dogs are the best thing ever given to humanity, i cant see how anyone can abuse a cute innocent doggy! I have a pitbull lab mixed
How do you guys cope with loneliness? My parrot died 2 days ago, and he was my last and best friend for 18 years. I'm 21 now. I crave connection badly, and the death of my only friend devastated me.
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>>36303090
I take care of dogs. I get paid $30 a day per dog and can maintain my neet habits while also having the company of an ever evolving group of dogs who love me.
I pay my parent's hush money so they won't kick me out and walk the dogs twice a day.
I have no other friends or social contacts.
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>>36303118
That sounds nice. I'm trying to get to college so I can meet some friends, but I have to jump through hoops because muh schizo.
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>>36303090
Aww I'm sorry to hear about that dude, my condolences. Here's how I cope for now.
>4chan: I like several boards because I have a variety of interests.
>Facebook: Join groups, people start friending you.
>Rabb.it: It's an app for sharing media, you know watching anime or movies with others. A fellow robot created a room I think it's /CosyRobotRoom/ fir watching anime and moves.
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I got a story for you guys /r9k/
>be 7th grade blackbot
>meet qt indian girl in class
>through my personality we become the best of friends but we leave it at just that for a while
>over time we hang out together and bond
>shes hindu or so I thought
>FF 9th grade we have french class together and we work together on all our work and talk constantly
>begin to develop feeling for each other.
>I walk her to class everyday and one day I hug her and kiss her
>she's completely shocked and runs off
>wont talk to me for 4 days and I'm absolutely devastated
>after the 4 days she comes to me and apologizes and explains that she's actually muslim
>when she tells me this im confused but understanding
>I ask her out and she says no because of the religious difference but says she still wants to be with me
>secretrelationship.gif
Forgot to mention she has a brother and she is more syrian than indian
>we hide our relationship from everyone
>sexually the relationship never progresses from the occasional handjob.
>but emotionally we are dependent on each other
>one day her brother approaches me and confronts me about our relationship
We we're not as sneaky as we thought
>He wants me to stop talking to her or else
>I don't (kek)
>soon afterwards we get into a fight and i give him a blackeye and he almost breaks my nose
>I lose
>he helps me up and says "you really love her dont you"
>im fuckin pissed and smack his hand away and get up on my own and say "FUCK YOU" and I try to go for round 2 but I was moved too slow and he has me on the ground again
>he asks if i'm done and tells me he likes my spirit and helps me up and we sit and talk he basically says their parents wont allow the relationship because i'm not muslim
>so we devise a plan for me to fake being muslim for her parents with the intent for me to actually convert at a later time
Part 1/3 I think. Sorry if its hard to follow im fucked up right now.
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>>36302924
This is a fake story, I wonder if you'll get on r/4chan.
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>for the first while nati teaches me the ins and outs and I have a basic understanding and keep learning
Im skipping 10-11 because not much really happens aside from me learning about islam and doing marching band
>12th grade we go out officially and I meet her parents
>her mom likes me i guess? Dad not so much.
>her brother moves out on his own
>me and nati graduate and Instead of marching in college I go to work with my friend while she basically just stays at home
>the pay is ok and the hours are alright. But I want more
>me and jobfriend start selling drugs from percocet to weed and cocaine once.
>after a while I build up a fair amount of money for myself
>jobfriend starts using and basically falls off the face of the planet
>jobfriend is now a junkie drifter I see him around all the time but never say anything
I feel like his falling apart is my fault and it tears me apart overheat
>I wanted the money to get a sizeable dowry and mahr to marry nati
>I go and ask her father to marry her
>he to my suprise says yes
Now me being who I am I never told my family about ANY of this. at most my family knew about nati but nothing else really. I gathered my side of the family at my home and filled them in with everything that was going on and they are absolutely furious that I hid this from them and was even considering converting. Everyones mad and hysterical and the only people who supported me was my older brother and sister. Im mad and kick everyone out of my apartment and tell all of them to fuck off. Nati was in the back listening as I'd planned to call her out and have everyone meet her beczuse I thought they'd be more supportive. Nati is crying because she thought I would call everything off and leave her but I marry her anyway. Due to the circumstance of the marriage we decide to skip the ceremony and just marry infront of our imam with her parents my my brother and sister present.
Sorry for not greentexting im on my phone at the hospital.
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FF through our first year its all basically me working. The whole time I'm exiled from my family and the only support me and nati get is from her side of the family. Her family keeps pushing us to have kids extremely early and nati thought we were ready so we keep trying for children and soon after she's pregnant. Everything is fine for 3 months until she finds out about me selling drugs then she starts completely stressing out. I tried to calm her down but she was furious. I tried to explain why I was selling and that I wasn't using. Skip ahead a month and she begins to complain about her stomach and lower back hurting. It gets to the point where we go to the hospital and it turns out she had a miscarriage. And now im here typing this out. Im sitting in the hospital now crying because this is my fault and idk how to handle this. I went into her room but she wont look at me or talk to me. I want to help her but I dont know how.
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What's your favorite /poor/ food?
pic related, everyone has eaten this.
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>>36302813
Pretty decent out of 100 post
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PB and J on fresh white bread with trail mix on the side
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>>36302813
If you don't enjoy eating Spread, you're a rich dick.
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>tfw no bf to tie me up
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>>36302787
I want to tie a thing around you're neckfaggot
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>tfw no qt bf to dominate
Fuck.
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>>36302889
>tfw no bf to look up to and feel safe with
I don't get what the big deal is about women having sexual liberty. Why shouldn't anyone be allowed to have sex how much they want and with whoever they want, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone? How does such freedom harm society at all? And it has so many net positives:
>broken down multiple barriers to sex (race, ethnicity, class, gender, sexual orientation, etc.)
>freed women from virtual bondage
>made sex something more accessible and freely given out of love and consent
>made it possible for people to experience many mates and find their right match rather than be forced to settle
>increased sexual responsibility for all
>helped people be aware they should live fuller lives and not be hindered by arbitrary rules
>made "involuntary celibacy" (ie being a permavirgin) inexcusable
Don't tell me you're just upset dimes like these would never settle for you.
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>>36302713
This should explain it pretty well OP
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>>36302713
It's not that they shouldn't have sexual liberty or whatever, they can obviously do whatever they want. It's just that girls who fuck everyone are gross and lots of us don't want to have sex with them even if they are attractive. It's fine for girls to sleep around but its also fine to not want them if they do.
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such data wow