>tfw noticed my upper half of my penis (half near the glans) is thicker than the lower half and is also bent upwards
A WEEK OF SOCIAL ORIENTATION BEFORE CLASSES START
WHAT THE FUCK I TRANSFERED TO ESCAPE THIS SHIT HELP ME
is it gay for a guy to like the smell of his jacket after qt gf wears it?
Black men and white men run the same range of penis sizes. The reason your dick is so mediocre is that you beat your dick so much that it doesn't have the chance to grow. The kikes are playing you to empower the niggers.
>when you want a career but you're a fucking white male millennial
Let me guess, /R9K/. You're a live-at-home virgin who still masturbates over his mother. Exercise videos and professional wrestling excite you but you're too much of a pussy to come out out so masquerading as a misunderstood new-age goth. You use conspiracy theories as a defense mechanism to hide from the horrific truth that you are already dead inside... etc. etc.
Close to the mark?
>tfw it's newfriend's first attempt at provoking
you are doing a very poor job, buddy
didn't even get a single thing right haha
Sorry, OP, but I won't let you fuck me even though I'm a slender, conventionally beautiful male. I won't let you turn me gay. I can have any woman I choose so you can go fuck yourself.
>projecting this much
Fucking horndog homo destitute libido OP trying to fuck incels fuck you
This is driving me nuts. Was one of the dwarves named Snappy? Kind of well-dressed, or am I just making that up?
So am I actually gay or just prison gay?
>start in new school
>want to make some friends
>'there will be tons of new people I can make friends with'
>only 1 person in class that didn't already know people
>boring bitch with a repelling personality
Exact same situation here except everyone already knows people. I'm the only one who doesn't know anyone. If I were you, I'd befriend her just to have someone to be with.
She's basically a full-fledged robot..
Keeps to herself, no friends, pushes you away if you try to talk to her etc.
I'm more of a cyborg. I have friends but still introverted and basically autistic
This is something I've been wondering about for a long while now.
I am a male, I am perfectly happy being a male, but I have always wondered what life would be like if I was born a girl and not a boy. The thing is though, I am not trans. Like I said before, I am happy with being a male, and I would never be trans.
Has anybody else experienced this curiosity?
Pic unrelated kinda
for the past few months I've been getting this feeling where I wan't to cry and let it all out but for some reason my tears just won't come out.
does anyone else get this feeling?
it feels much worse than actually crying
attention whoring. relief will come when you actually work for something instead of waiting for it. if you really want to fool yourself into believing you're sad and defeated by crying, buy some onions or alcohol and turn on that 2deep4me music.
ive felt like that before
although it was because i took ecstasy and fucked up my brain juices the day beforeit will feel so amazing when you manage to let it out and cry your balls off.
wow you sound pretty euphoric
>I accidentally sniffed my grandfather's crusty comb full of hair and dry scalp and it touched a part of my upper lip
there's sort of a vanity mirror thing in the bathroom, and there's a small ledge underneath the mirror to put stuff on.
>don't have glasses on
>move closer to mirror to look at my zits and shit
>can't get a good look at the side of my face
>move in closer to the mirror, unknowingly moving downward to the defilement known as the comb
>as I move in closer, I smell something rancid
>like old flesh
>don't move my head, dart my eyes down
>the fucking comb made contact with me
We're going to take Shia's flag in about 2 hours. You want to help? If you need location ask for it. Don't bring your cars, don't use Uber, most likely, take a bus, or two cabs. We will be there at 00:15. Bring whatever you think is going to be useful.
Something is definitely wrong with me.I am 22,kisses virgin,people tell me I am good looking and I am pretty fit.However,I seem to not like very beautiful women,or really hot ones,but average girls who are do not look like the typical slut girls you find nowadays.I am really put off by very easy ones.My friends are really messing with me about this and ask me what the hell is wrong with me and say I am really weird.I can talk to girls and I am somewhat confident but cant really tell when they like me or not and I seem to wait for a green light for me to get me going.I never had a girlfriend ,but if I could find a good girl Is it possible I am just retarded?Whenever I get introduced to a girl I find myself of overanalyzing her personality and If I see something that seems off I stay the fuck away.Why am I like that and is there any hope I can fix myself?Also,when I try to start small talk with many girls I know they all seem to discuss about the same stuff like clothing and university stuff and some tv shows and thats it.I feel like I just can't relate to them and I feel generally like an outsider.I never compliment them either,especially about appearance.My friends say that to me a lot that I am not awkward or shy but really strange.