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>>34097914
Hey its ASMRdarling

Yeah I've been catfished online. I wasn't even thirsting whatsoever just talked to her like a normal human bean. When she revealed herself I just dropped any memory and everything about her and went about as if none of it existed. Just didn't know how to react so my brain just kinda dumped it. Am I a sociopath?

>>34097914
I feel uncomfortable when they try. I have some motherfucking self respect. Not so much self respect that I won't go on 4chan, but enough to resist a pretty face if all I'm getting out of the deal is a fake smile.

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>>34097871
I wish I was a powerful Sultan with countless young beautiful white slave girls in my harem.

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>>34097871
>tfw can only attract fat white women

>>34097871
Superior genes.

>>34097771
Dude. Do you know how many people are called Hannah?

>>34097796
look at the spoiler

>>34097811
Yes I know. But why would you even come to your mind that it's the same Hannah?
It's technically possible but very unlikely. And anyway what if it is?

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>>34097764
call the autism store

Ask your mom to do it and when you get to the interview, talk about videogames and anime and other socially unacceptable hobbies

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I applied for them after I was diagnosed. Government said no I can't have special people monies because I have a job.

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Will rate/comment on other robots shit lives when they post.

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>>34097752
life is meh

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>>34097872
7/10

>>34098711
3/10

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
Have some oats, robot

Literally nowhere. Welcome to the 21st century. This is what our species has become.

In their rooms playing video games and shit like that.

Church
Pet store
Book store

there are super-sluts at all of these places trying to blend in with the actual good/decent girls so be careful

>>34097474
go do a gardening cert

>>34097474
night crew/overnight stocking

it has some chads here and there but for the most part it's a robot job

>>34097474
none, robots are good for nothing, it would be beneficial for society if all spergs just killed themselves

/g/ would cease to exist. Is that a sacrifice we're willing to take?

Yes. Yes it is.

>>34097451
If phoneposters were banned, /r9k/ would improve by 40% overnight

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>>34097556
This phone poster agrees

Oregano

>>34097443
cool, Im waiting

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>>34097466

The staircase Elliot built with Karl, which he mentioned in My Twisted World. This 3 weeks job was one of only two he ever had, the other being a cleaning job at an airport.

The credit for this find goes to YouTube user Kari Lynn.

What was Elliot's height and weight?

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To be honest, I haven't seen anyone call them baww threads in such a long time

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I really miss my dog

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It's a really stupid caption however I can't help but to relate i guess

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Jesus Christ I hate wageslaving.

>>34097368
>walk in the middle of the road like a free individual

>>34097368
Humans are social animals.
Solitary confinement is considered a punishment for this reason.

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>>34097345
>Finding out a pornstar is dead
>Looking up her vids and fapping

>>34097345
name? for fapping purposes

I feel the same after jerking off to zyzz 4 times a week

>>34097344
>Ackshully....

Actually during the Viking period Catholic clerics were still allowed to have wives and many still had concubines and numerous bastards beyond the 1100s(I think) when the Catholic church banned marriage for priests.

Oh and Deacons are a big part of the Catholic church as well, deacons are Catholic clerics that are allowed to marry, have legitimate heirs, and hold secular authority in their communities.

Your post was funny though

white niggers with boats

It took a thousand years but God is finally punishing the Swedes for what their viking ancestors did to all those monasteries. The Lord works in mysterious ways -apparently somali rapefugees is one of them.

Jeuss FUCKING CHRIST THAT POWER LEVEL!!!

Thats beyond crazy.

>>34097301
I wish I was this guy. Perfect yelling voice, that smug but well formed face. Matching beard.

Perfect for embarassing lefties.

>>34097458
You probably are that guy. Why would any one want to look like that?

>>34097245
Go take a shower maybe?

>>34097245
>unattractive
I'm gonna need you to post face with spoiler before making such a claim

>>34097245
Showers.

That's why you always have flipflops. Everyone else is jacking it in there too.

Either that or you fall for the nofap meme.