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Tell me about your best and your worst day of your lives, robots, I'll start.
My best day:
>Some day in February of this year. I got a gf (my first and only) in January, and I was madly in love with her, she was everything in my life. This day, a group of friends, she and I went hiking to some mountains near my house. It was nothing special, but when we reached the top, we separated a bit from the others and layed on some rocks cuddling and kissing. After a bit, we all started drinking, and she couldn't even walk! Our friends were ahead of us because I had to hold her hand and we walked so slowly. We lost them and started to talk about things and eventually, she told me that she wanted to be with me forever and marry me. That night was the happiest I've been in my life. She also wanted to have sex with me but our friends were there so we didn't do anything. I lost my virginity to her the 2nd of March.
Every day has been the worst day in my life since the 19th of March, when she cheated on me with her beta orbiter.
Just a month after telling me that she wanted to marry me. Just two weeks after having sex with me. She must really love him. Much more than she ever loved me.
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She probably didn't want marry you so she bailed.
Women will always bleed you dry then leave you behind, until they hit 30.
Then they frantically searching for a guy to marry, running after that beta faggot she turned down 10 years ago.
>Best day of your life
I dont remember ever being happy.
>Worst day of your life
I've been living it for 22 years.
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>worst
Either my first realization of me being a true outcast of society and how scary it was that I would have to go out into it, or my dog of 18 years dying when I was 18.
>best
When I realized that that scary world is a game and system that we made for ourselves and I didn't need to feel a slave to it or others, and that the real world beyond was something I fit perfectly and unmistakably into.
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>>37624451
Well, I was 17 at the time and she was 16... It's just teenagers shit I suppose, not that important...
I dicked a friend of hers last month, but thinking that she did something like that and she's still fucking that faggot... At least I broke his nose. But I should have killed them both in the spot.
Fuck, I want to get over this shit and live my life soon.
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What did they mean by this? 2017-06-10 05:09:20 Post No.37623953
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What did they mean by this?
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>Capitalist system
>refuse to pay taxes
>go to jail
>refuse to go to jail
>get shot
>/pol/: "Should have paid your taxes, dumb nigger."
Socialist system:
>refuse to pay taxes
>go to jail
>refuse to go to jail
>get shot
>/pol/: "WTF THIS IS TYRANNY WHAT THE FUCK!?"
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>>37623953
>tumblr_frog.jpg
Summer has arrived early.
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>>37623953
the difference is to who those taxes go to dumdum
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>>37623953
GTFO stupid roast
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How do i swallow the heightpill? I'm 5'8.
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Why did you make the same exact thread two days in a row?
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>>37623883
Only two days? Those are rookie numbers.
>>37623865
lol get over it, fagboi.
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5'8" is not that bad
Shorter girls don't really care about height as long as you're slightly taller than us and you're ok with us wearing heels when needed
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What was your mom like /r9k/?
>Bipolar/Borderline Personality Disorder
>whore
>alcoholic
Was constantly switching between sad, angry, and very occasionally totally fine and somewhat functioning. She wasn't around a lot was usually off drinking and fucking guys. Depressed really fucked up Dad took care of us.
When angry would just find one of us to beat on. 2 Oldest sisters wisely avoided home and 3rd oldest was autistic so it was always my 4th oldest sister. Would find something as small as a cup being in her room and then beat the shit out of her. Dad would protect me if she came after me. Not my sister though
5-6 times sister and dad were gone and she did it to me. Was worse that 5 minutes after she would come back crying saying she was a bad mother and you had to comfort her.
After my dad was in a car crash and put on disability pension mom had to get a part time job. Barely held one down for a little bet then they finally separated. She abandoned us with our dad who had recently undergone surgery and couldn't do much for a couple months. Found out later her plan was that she was gonna let everything go to shit with dad all fucked up then call CPS and swoop in and take custody.
She then spent a year talking shit about my dad before getting a lot better. Got with a weird cross dressing midget old guy in his late 50s. She didn't do anything anymore and I lived with my dad, but she just tries to act like nothing ever happened
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>>37623645
As someone who also has a Bi polar mother I have come to Wonder if there is some merit to the claim that people can be demonicly possessed.
Her behavior is so damaging, erratic, and explosive that I can't imagine what could cause a person to lash out like she does.
I wish there was a cure for this, but there isn't, medications didn't work on her.
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>>37623645
>loving
>supportive
>overprotective
>struggled with depression
>single mom
>always believed I would be successful in life
She passed away when I was 13, despite all the sad scenes I had to witness of my mother breaking down feeling sorry she couldn't give me a "better life" due to our money situation in my adolescence, I couldn't have asked for a more loving mother in those 13.
Part of my strong desire to overcome my inhibitions is for her sake as well.
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>>37623645
She is supportive, yet now crippled and needs constant care. I worry for her.
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Whats the best way to kill oneself?
Everything I do ends up me hurting people or myself. If this is the life im going to have id rather not have it at all. The world is probably better off without me anyways.
I had a shitty run and I want to fucking end it. What do?
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>>37623362
Hanging
Stick a tough belt on top of the hinge of a door, in a way where you can loop the belt around your neck, close the door, and lean diagonally (to the left) forward
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>>37624701
I wonder how do millionaires like Robin Williams and Chris Cornell managed to kill themselves like this. Freaking millionaires do it and a loser like me doesn't have the courage to do it.
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>>37624765
Lots of various reasons:
1. They are rich and lived a very comfortable life. Therefore they probably would have no regrets dying because they probably did whatever they wanted to do with the money they have.
2. They had something that overpowered their sense of survival/gave them courage to carry out the deed.
I'm throwing this out in the wind, but i think the reason you have not killed yourself yet is not because lack of courage but there is some things you still want to do?
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If you had sex with a woman without money directly exchaning hands for the service you're a normie.
If you are able to get a normal female to have sex with you, you don't belong here.
Normalfags please refrain from posting in this thread.
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>>37623331
What if she was a bigger loser than me?
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>>37623339
It's impossible for a female to be a bigger loser than a robot, therefore you would still be a normie.
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What if a third person paid me to have sex with a her?
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The world's greatest detective. Sherlock who? Batman who?
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>>37623232
Fuck you conniefag
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>>37623232
show some respect adam west just died
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>>37623253
>adam west just died
Good
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Anyone else gotten to the point that anime girls are the only girls you find attractive and if a real girl wanted to have sex with you at this point you just wouldn't care or even want to?
Whenever I go outside now and I see some objectively pretty girls with their ass or cleavage hanging out, I just don't care anymore. It does nothing for me anymore, have I broken myself?
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>>37623202
yep this is normal here
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Anime has ruined my standards. Real women just can't compete anymore.
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You're masturbating too much
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It's the end of my last high school year. Going to have exams by the end of this month.
Lately I've been talking a lot with a classmate of mine. We often smile at each other during class and such. (I'll call her C from now on)
We talked about our interests and things like that (she's got like fucking none, since she's a complete normie) and I told her I'm studying japanese, and after a brief explanation of how the language works C asks me to write her name in japanese.
Later on that day another classmate of mine contacts me and asks me if she can give my number to C. Surprised, I say yes.
C then contacts me and we talk about this and that (pretty surprised by the fact that I've been able to talk normally to her without being autistic btw) and then she says me she's going to get a tattoo of her name in japanese. We keep talking until we both go to bed. She keeps on writing me messages and stuff like that since then.
Now, what the fuck should I do? I don't particularly like her or anything. She's short, 7/10 face, not bad tiddies. Too bad she's got like no ass. And even though she's gentle with me, I don't like her personality at all.
At this pace, we're probably going to arrive at THAT point. What should I do?
If I say no, will I regret it in the future?
I'm virgin btw. Never had a girlfriend because my personality standards are high as fuck, and because I'm too beta to try to hit on anyone. I want a qt gf who likes Japan like me, and shares same music interests as me.
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if this is bait fuck you
if this is not bait i would say go for it
as you said yourself she is 7/10 so she got potential
you could try to influnce her to like japanse and all that weeaboo shit
but from my experience when you will turn her down if you turn her down you will get a crush on her for no apparent reason
"the omg she really liked me " crush and you wont be able to get rid of that
so i would say go for it you might actually get some V and if it doesnt work out oh well you got your first experience
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good for you..See how far you can take this. As for the tattoo thats kind of strange, if not, it's a little much.
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>If I say no, will I regret it in the future?
Yes, in particular if in the near future new opportunities won't happen for you.
And if you are here on /r9k/ complaining because you don't have a gf and when a girl appears in your life you reject her, then fuck off. It's like you are taking joke of us, please consider killing yourself like a real Japanese would do
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Long Distance Relationships 2017-06-10 04:06:29 Post No.37623028
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Long Distance Relationships
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How do you guys feel about long distance relationships? Terrible idea? Better than being totally lonely?
Can we even consider them to be valid relationships?
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If you can feasible meet at least sometimes per year it is doable but rough.
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I had one for 2 years got cheated on dont go there (i did visit her alot though but it was still long distance)
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>>37623063
How was she? Did she seem to take the relationship very seriously at all?
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You have three (3) seconds to say something nice about my oneitis. Go.
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>>37622986
It would take some time for her to die of malnutrition.
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it's impressive she was able to fit that much of her body into the photo
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she looks like a very big girl
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How do I stop my little sister from becoming a fembot?
She's 14, just going into high school, and has no friends. She just spends all day talking to random people on discord. I'm getting concerned for her.
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>>37622180
only virgins can be robots
you know what you must do
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>>37622180
Be her friend. Don't treat her like a sister, treat her like a girl. Spend time with her doing what she wants to do.
And make sure she isn't sending nudes
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>>37622180
>fembot
no she's not she has normiecord and chats with people so she's far away from being a robot
>Want to buy a video game.
>Get $5 worth of BitCoin
>Wait overnight for the price to go up $100
>Buy a $60 Amazon gift card
BitCoin prints money for NEETs. How come you're not doing it yet?
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>>37622129
Because I'm too autistic to know how to buy it
Don't have a bank account
Only have $2.50 to my name
Am probably wasting that on soda later today.
Bitcoin chads need to fuck off. They aren't robots, they're cyborgs with fat stacks. I'd be rich now if I would've bought when I wanted to a few years ago when silkroad got shut down, but if you have enough money sitting around to "invest", you have life on ezmode and aren't a true robot.
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>>37622174
https://www.buybitcoinworldwide.com/
Put in your area (America I assume) and how you want to pay for it.
It's SUPER easy especially for Americans.
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>>37622205
It's at an alltime high right now
Should I invest my $2.50 now, or wait until it goes down?
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FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET OUT!
THIS IS MY BOARD!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37621850
Fucking normies infesting my board.
I have a filter with dozens of keywords and i still get a normie here and there.
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>>37621892
true i guess the places with less normies are /trash/ and /s4s/ normies don't get meta memes
but im not gonna leave my homeboard.
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>faggots with gfs saying they're robots
>roasties bitching about their chads not fucking them enough
I see this fucking shit everywhere. Why can't they leave us alone?
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>me at age 15
"its ok ill get friends and gf later in life"
>me at age 18
"its ok ill get friends and gf later in life"
>me at age 21
"its ok ill get friends and gf later in life"
>me at age now 25
still no friends or gf and life has actually got worse
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Are you a hobo?
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>he thinks socializing gets easier
high school is literally the easiest place to make friends
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"its ok ill be a normie soon"
t. diagnosed with schizoid personality disorder at 30
life has never been worse