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Fell in love with a female orbiter because she stopped being awkward

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>>39234053
>Got a job
>Recognized I suck at talking to people and this is one of the integral things to getting a gf but oh well

>passed falconry exam
>passed hunter's safety
>got bf
>bought truck

>>39234044
Except I actually couldn't because I don't have the money to.
How is life in the upper middle class OP, you cum gargling faggot?

>>39234044
But I do the thing I want to, which is nothing.

>>39234044
tf is that shit ? You got it in heigh res ?

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>>39234036
>a fellow cyborg invited me to his house and i am going to inject my first marijuanas. what am i in for?
Good times.

>also, how long will this be detectable in tests? i work for the govt and have a drug test in 2 months
Depends on your metabolism. The cannabinoids they test for stick to your fat cells, if you're 600lbs and sit in a chair all fucking day long remaining at the same weight, you might trigger some warnings after a month, but any normal person should be good to go after two weeks. Please do note, that with continued use, it stays in your system longer. It can stay in your system for upwards to three months. Don't make a habit out of it, or find yourself a new job.

>>39234088
thank you very much anon. i am 160lbs and i am also a /fit/izen so i gym regularly. i dont think i will be doing it more than once or twice because i dont really like to go to other peoples houses but i figured i should try everything once. i think i will be ok.

should i cut my hair though? i dont know if im getting memed but i heard sometimes they cut a strand of your hair and test that for weed

>>39234152
Unless you work for NASA no, they're not going to test your hair.
Also you're good with smoking it right now. You've got plenty of time to work the thc out just don't make a habit of smoking until you better understand when you can pass the tests. If you're still worried when it comes to the test date just drink a lot of water to dilute your piss. Idk if they can tell it's diluted but you can always just say "I had to make sure I could piss so I drank a lot of water"

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Dude just put yourself in the oven and make yourself crisp black.

he's like 5 feet anon, you're better tall and white

>>39234077
Yeah but he's attractive

>>39233792
I was the same way until I joined the military, then i realized no one really gives a fuck and everyone is in the bathroom for the same reason so I stopped being embarrassed

>>39233834
I don't think it's bc I'm embarrassed, but it just won't come out

>>39233863
It is embarrassment that's the only reason why its happening

>>39233657

Yes, my guy. Shes gonna bring you down with her

The thing is we are in the same group of friends and shit like that....

Get the fuck of r9k you normie faghot

>>39233640
Location? Orfjdjskfhjd

>>39233640
Attach dick pics to internship applications

>>39233724
Latvia
If I drop out I'll probably work in retail or McDonalds for the rest of my life

orientation means youre already hired?
who cares then. you dont have to hide anything.

>>39233619

breathing exercise, jog on your stairs to burn up some adrenaline before you get a shower

>>39233619
It depends on the job.
If it's a shitty minimum wage job chances are everyone there is either a loser or a student.
If it's minimum wage, don't take it too serious laugh off any "mean" comments unless they're criticism, try and establish a rapport as soon as possible.

Eat less and adapt

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It's called eat better fat ass. Meat, eggs, vegetables, healthy fats. None of that junk food. You only have yourself to blame, fucking kill yourself.

Eat less high calorie foods and more foods that are filling but low calorie
Also take being hungry as an a sign of accomplishment, hungry = not eating = no consuming calories = losing weight

join some clubs nigga, there's bound to be a society no matter how obscure
hell my university has a my little pony and hentai society (even if that not what it's called)

>>39233454
That's the reality. If i'm frank with you, it's even worse than HS because people are even more segregated than in school. If there are people who known each other before uni, it's a big chance that they'll stick together and form their own circle. I'm not even counting groupmates who dont live on campus because chances are they're not going to mingle with other groupmates due to having friends before uni. Honestly, i recommend getting known with neighbors.

>>39233502
>my little pony society
Just why?
I'm an /mlp/fag and even I have the decency to keep that shit to the internet and in private.

>>39233325
This introvert/extrovert bullshit is a stupid meme

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>>39233348
It can't be everyone knows that retard that can't keep his obnoxious mouth shut. Anyway shut up intp

>>39233407
>It can't be everyone knows that retard that can't keep his obnoxious mouth shut.

What are you even saying here?

Anyway I'm firmly conviced that the introvert/extrovert is a bunch of pseudo-science. It's fucking stupid to categorise individuals into this binary framework of being either ultra social and gregarious or an avoidant shut in.

Real life isn't like that. People are complex and display both introverted and extroverted traits. And I think most people seem to be pretty fucking similar in how they interact with strangers/friends.

A video with 500k views full of "introverts" lamenting over how different they are from the general population is pretty fucking suspicious to me. Me thinks psychologist are trying to make you feel special in order to make a quick buck. The idea that you can gain or lose "energy" from interacting with humans based on your brain chemistry (genetic lottery) is fucking insane to me. Ever stop to think that you enjoy interacting with good people and loathe talking to wankers? I have a feeling that most self-described introverts either have no decent friends or are complete peices of shits themselves

Wasn't he also a pimp and drug dealer, and one of his hobbies being porn producer? Sure he's successful, but he's also got virtually no morals or scruples.

>>39233222
That was back in the day when Snoop was crippin

>>39233170
>rappers
>having it together
You do realize most rappers are in a shit ton of debt right? Hell even big name rappers admit it.

>>39233131
>explain your personal view

why? what's the point?

>>39233150
I don't know. I just had the feeling there was need for explaination, because my interlocutor looked questioned.

>>39233131
You know they don't actually give a shit, right? Normalfags are sociopathic..

>>39233116
Stop opening threads everyday.
Either shave or kys.
It's that easy.

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>>39233116
"Champ, no one will hire you if you shave your head; it looks unprofessional and, not to mention, grotesque. All you've gotta do is style it and comb it over to the side. Ladies love that. Hell, they'll practically be chasing you. Besides, some hair is better than none!"

this is it brehs...

>>39233108
I'm not waiting on a girl to save me. I realized only I can help myself. You can ask people for support but it's really still up to you. If a girl comes a long the way that I vibe with, so be it. I'm living life baby! Shit really is too short

>>39233108
A girl won't fix everything, but the right one can make life a lot less miserable.

>>39233108
let me tell you the harsh truth anon. Women are bitches. They won't save you, they'll fight you.