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>visit parents
>ask where's lunch
>dad asks me why I'm not fasting for lent
>"I used to believe but upon further investigation I came to the conclusion that my beliefs were without rational justification and evidentiary support. In fact, I am of the opinion that there are no gods."
>tip fedora
>dad says "There's no god? Doesn't that sound kinda crazy to you, like some kind of consipracy theory"
>mfw
Who else born into /family of brainlets/?
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>>35306217
>lent
Wait that's that christcuck thing right?
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>>35306217
tips fedora
>"Heh sorry dad atheism is my ethos now"
>"Im a nihilistic edge lord who shit posts on 4chan and have ascended into a more higher being"
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>>35306934
>"Heh sorry dad atheism my ethos now"
well said /b/rother!
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Why aren't you in a band r9k?
Pussy will just fall in your lap.
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>>35306213
>Join a rap rock band
>Be the hype man and contribute with the lyrics
>Don't even need to sing or rap on stage other than the occasional word or two
>Also be the one who connects with fans the most (either via social network or in person)
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>>35306356
Can we hear some of you guys' music
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Pussy that just falls in my lap is almost certainly pussy with roast beef flaps
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Have any robots been successful in online dating (not tinder)?
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>>35306185
No since I'm not part of the 20%
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no, because dating is a shit game.
i'm not some male up for grabs, hah.
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Successful in getting laid awesome.
Horrible in finding relationships.
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It's another "anon becomes physically weak and nauseous when remembering how many girls were into him in highschool but was too oblivious to tell back then" episode
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jfmsufamilioso
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hahaha, NO girl was into me
I win again!
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>>35306130
>tfw she even asked me to prom
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Farewell, /r9k/. There is nothing left for me but suicide.
I will never have a gf, I will always be alone. I do not want that. Do I want to die? No, but it is better than living this life. I wish there would have been a possibility for me to not be alone, but there isn't, no one would ever love me. I'm glad that it will be over soon.
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>>35306107
>I will always be alone.
So what? Why throw your life away only for that?
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>>35306139
It hurts too much to be alone, I can't do this anymore.
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>>35306107
join the mgtow movement senpai. We robots will never experience true love, that I can tell you. Been in your position a bunch of times, in terms of depression. The best thing you can do is to find ways to be happy with yourself and find a true passion in life. Jerking of, gaming and staying here will just dig you deeper and deeper until theres no hope.
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>Wife's sexual BF found the nigger hate thread
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>>35306103
u r enormous cuck?
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>wife founded the Freemason's
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>TFW you spend the best years of your life shitposting on an anime forum.
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>>35306083
>tfw you don't even watch chinese cartoons
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>best years of your life
This is something that normalfags say
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>>35306108
OMG this is soooooooo me
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Elliot Rodger AI bot
https://twitter.com/elliot_ebooks
Find your favourite tweets
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>>35305936
What did he mean by this?
https://twitter.com/elliot_ebooks/status/837579216296235008
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incredibly original
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>>35306307
Elliot and morocco, kek
https://twitter.com/elliot_ebooks/status/834063051632558080
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>tfw no straight effeminate guy who secretly keeps me as a paypig as his source of income
>tfw I will never know what it feels like to hand him a paycheck and say thank you
>tfw he will never keep me in chastity with his size 12 feet
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hmmm i smell bait
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>>35306012
no bait, I wish I could find guy in pic and beg to serve him
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>>35306111
good god, just ask someone from here to get your paycheck, i know anyone will take it from you cuck
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General chatting thread, weed and alcohol don't mix edition.
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you need some advice, have a question you want to ask or just need to vent and get something off your chest, come post here. No such thing as stupid questions here, and I will attempt to answer each and every post to the best of my ability.
>inb4 normie off my board reeeee
>inb4 OP can't inb4
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How to create a connection with strangers as a friend at the uni? I always reach a point where I see myself failing in this, then I start to criticize what I'm doing in life in general to make them go away. I simply don't know how to handle people, it makes me panic and everything goes worst.
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>>35305987
Basically the way I talk to others is I honestly just let the conversation go anywhere and I intentionally don't analyse what is being said because if you say things confidently, you can talk about anything. Having said that, it always helps to find a topic that either both of you have in common (the same class, for example) or something that they're passionate about (music, movies, games, something like that).
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>>35305987
Also, heavy breathing can make others comfortable, I do it all the time. Making farts is another great way to ease your fellow company desu (just make sure the sound matches the odor)
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>Wishless on my happy birthday
Post good music please
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>>35305802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQyVJpO3IVk
Happy birthday buddy <3
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>>35305802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsRN78qMxM
For you
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>>35305802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwI_4qHpt1o happy birthday geezer, lots of love
>>35305809
cows never cry :'(
I need a haircut, what should I get that's not boring but also not some douchey fade bullshit. I just want to look adult and classy
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>>35305759
Why the fuck would you ask r9k this question?
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>>35305777
let's be real, you guys are infinitely better than /fa/ when it comes to fashion
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>>35305759
get a bowl cut, they're easy to do and super manly
Want to know how to upset normies?
Just say nigger. It's so easy
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How do i upset white normies? for the ones where nigger doesn't affect them?
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>>35305753
Have you tried saying kike or spic yet?
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>>35305753
Call them mayo or cumskins.
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DEMONIC ANCESTRY THREAD
>post here if you are:
>A direct descendant of a demon
>The child of a demon and a human (cambion)
>A demon reincarnated as a human (willfully or forced to)
>became taller than both of my parents at 16, 6'3 now as an adult
>luscious black hair and piercing green eyes
>Naturally incredibly athletic, capable for hours and bench pressing much more than my peers before I even started training
>extremely high IQ, skipped a few grades and got into the best university my country has to offer to study mathematics
>very charming and charismatic, always described by teacher as being a commanding, natural leader despite being introverted as a kid
>have no interest in other people other than for humour. Highly selfish and proud
>eventually discover that my father is not my real father, pressure mom about it and she says that I'm the product of a one night stand back when she worked as a high class escort
>always had an autistic fascination with demonic symbolism
>had *that* dream again
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>>35305656
since this seems to be /that/ autism thread, I'll contribute.
I do think I'm special, but not in a /demonbloodinmyveins/ way. More of a Number One Mortal way, Perfect Main Character way. Think Link, Hero of Time (which precludes me from mortality, perhaps, but I hope you understand what I mean).
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>>35305656
I consider myself to be the most self aware person in the world
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>>35305656
When I was a kid I pretended I was half ayy to cope with social alienation.
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My house is always a complete shit hole. Pic related isn't my room but is close to it.
Do you think I could hire a maid, or a cleaner? Would she also listen to my problems and be nice to me? I'm pretty poor by the way.
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>>35305555
I get the dishes but why don't you literally not even have a trash
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You can buy a shovel and a barrow OP
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>>35305555
No maid will do that for shit pay. And no they dont want to hear your sad life story. They really prefer if you arent There when they work.