>tfw your little brother is 12 and he's 5'10"
is that you donald trump jr?
I'm so jealous. I wish I had a strong tall little brother to cuddle with.
Enjoy op, it rly sucks having a chad younger brother on so many levels
>Heh, you made a mistake coming here, kiddo...
*Blocks your path to prosperity*
Oh, no. No mistakes have been made, goy!
my sensai once remarked..."never take out your blade unless you're ready to kill"
heh, guess what? heh.... my blade is out.
who wants to be my friend on discord? i promise im not too autistic
>tfw Johnny Neptune hasn't posted for months
I miss the raw, unhinged, unapologetic autism. Genuine hatred, smugness, and insanity wrapped up into an aging package.
The regular attentionwhores now are just soulless and boring redditors or tumblrites. The only ones I regularly see are the Steven universe avatarfag and ballbusting autist amidst a tidal wave of awful """fembot""" bait.
What happened? Did reddit finally chase out the last vestiges of /r9k/'s personality?
>>38007063
>Johnny Neptune
yeah I've never hears of this guy
he went to prison, dipshit
was a hilarious thread
>>38007083
>>Johnny Neptune
>yeah I've never hears of this guy
Noone knows how new you are unless you post.
Why would you do this?
>realizing you're actually average-looking at best
>>38007032
hopefully this is that """8/10""" guy from /soc/
this is a good first step
>>38007032
you're only just now realizing this?
wewladdy
>>38007032
>realizing you're actually below average and not average as you previously thought
>Be the shy dude in the group
>Go to party
>get drunk
>Not thinking before speaking, mouth moves as I think.
>Start talking to everybody with no social anxiety and worry.
>People tell me they love me when I'm drunk
>Day after
>Tfw shy again and unable to express myself to the fullest
WHAT THE FUCK
Forever a robot my fucking god
I know that feel OP. My parents know about this too and so always try to get me to drink with them when they are having a party. They like it when I talk to other party goers.
>>38007024
>>38007076
I'll make this 3. Try not to become alcoholics, brothers.
don't be surprised by this
GABA receptor agonists (alcohol, benzodiazepines, GHB/GBL/1,4-BD etc etc) are well known for killing anxiety, especially social anxiety, but the effect only lasts as long as the drug is in your bloodstream and they are all incredibly physically addictive and potentially fatal in combination with one another
many robots get bulldozed by the benzo trap because when you start taking them it really seems like you've found a magic bullet. fucking sad really.
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day87
on time today!
>>38007014
Whoop whoop I always look forward to this. Might have to finish Part 3 sometime.
>>38007014
Hello friend!
Kakyoin loves his hair noodle. Already working on a fun one for tomorrow!
>>38007078
hello!
>>38007178
hello again friend Iook forward to your drawings!
Femanons, would you date a criminal?
A smooth criminal?
Depends on the crime he committed, what'd you do?
>>38007033
>what'd you do?
rape
>finally go outside for once because my mom keeps bitching at me
>drive around, get my car serviced, run errands for mummy
>on the way home theres a torrential downpour
>driving around a blind corner on a slick road, i see a guy fucking parked right in the middle of the road
>fucking florida drivers
>slam my brakes, realize I'm gonna hit this guy no matter what
>jerk the wheel away from the guy, slam into the back corner of his car
>my car skids to the side and fucking flips over, griding to a halt
>after a second realize im completely unharmed, unhook my seatbelt and flop to my cars roof
>crawl out broken window, cut my arm pretty bad
>police and amberlamps arrive quickly, emt doesnt even properly clean my wounds.
>later tow guys come and actually fuck up my car more, completely totaling it
>when mummy arrives on scene, first thing she does is bitch at me for not doing the things she asked me to do
>vow to never leave the house again
pic related, its my car
so how was your day robots?
Where is the rain and blood Mansley?
>>38007035
i took the pic a couple minutes after, florida weather is really shitty and completely changes every ten minutes
>>38007053
Where is the water on the road then?
Did the Florida alligators drink it all up?
You know guys that get girls also get rejected hundreds of times, right?
>>38006955
she's probably rejecting him because he's following her like a clinger
yes I see overweight and ugly guys rejecting hot girls all the time, in burgerland no less
>>38006955
Yet, they still have more success than a robot ever would. Success rate:
Chad: 1/10
Normie: 1/50
Cyborg:1/100
Robot:1/500
Good luck with those odds.
What's the best soda and why is it root beer?
There's nothing I love more than a nice ice cold, frosty mug of delicious root beer.cream soda is also acceptable
I... can't disagree. Cream soda is top tier but sometimes it can be too sweet imo
I ised to love Dr Pepper but I haven't had any in years because sugar water gives the diabeetus
>>38006911
H-Holy shit deeleet this
>tfw a muslim girl likes you but you're too scared to get close to her because her father and/or brothers will probably beat you to death and bomb your house
>>38006895
>Muslim
She won't date you if you don't convert to her religion and offer her family 3 chickens.
>>38006895
Just pretend to be a convert.
>>38006895
if she likes you then she's not a muslim
the biggest part of being muslim is not wanting to corrupt your faith with a non-muslim.
Post your issues here.
>avoidant personality disorder
>>38006865
>ADHD, didnt get bad untill high school
victim-personality
don't make fun of me or i'll cry. I blame my christian upbringing.
>probably autistic
>toxic family
Guys, this nofap shit an't even a meme. I've only gone 6 days so far, but I feel like a completely fucking different person. My testosterone is through the fucking roof. I'm really fat manlet, but I'm constantly feeling the need to workout and better myself now. The way Im talking to people has already changed too. I'm noticeably more "alpha" and confidant. Like, I not slaying pussy or anything by doing nofap, but I feel like im in the mindset, that I could if I went along with it, and did what needs to be done. Hormones are pumping through my body that were surpressed before, that are shouting at me to "exercise, go make money, be social, stop fucking laying around in your room," etc. If I keep this up for a couple months, I might even get in shape, and be graduate to pseudo-chad levels, I mean, its real, these hormones and shit.
Again, its like I'm not even trying. Its like my body is forcing itself to do these things. Chemical/Hormone rebalance an't no joke.
>Vid Related: Type of pussy I'll be hoping to slay in 3-4 months time. Ladies watch out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imsGbtuUrWY&t
>confidant
you don't say
oregano originalio
>>38006924
I'm gonna be fucking pic related in 5 months.
Screencap This, and shit bricks near Christmas
>>38006837
Yeah I tried the whole nofap thing, just made me get random boners and ruined my stamina in bed. I'm just gonna assume it's a placebo until I see a study showing otherwise.
Who here has a chad brother/Stacy sister?
>older brother born with male model face
>was in the Marines
>dates a hot chick who's taller than him (he's 5'10")
>I'm have a round face
>greasy hair and fat
>can't not spurg out
Other robots must know this feel
>>38006814
>spurg out
sperg out?
>older brother i a chad
>always had to see him cheating on his gf
>>38006814
I now have a stacy stepsister my mother just got remarried last year and wanted me to meet her since she's starting my college soon and she wants me to watch out for her. She spent the whole time on her phone taking selfies for instagram and texting her multiple boyfriends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwilqASK5c0
Manlets on extended suicide watch!!!
Manlets what does it feel like to know you will never produce offspring and pass on your genes? You are quite literally a failure at the purpose of life.
>>38006770
I'm 5'11 and sometimes I wish I was taller but I'm thankful that genetics didn't fuck me over and make me 5'4 kek
>>38006770
Holy shit this guy is so fucking alpha. I wish i could be like him
>>38006770
i'm 5'4 at age 21
is there any fucking semblance of hope for people like me?
pre-teen girls are fucking taller than me for fucks sake.