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Is it possible to go from resting "dead eyes" to resting "smiling eyes"?
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>>35151856
Smile more but not forced
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>>35152038
if I have to smile sincere, I jsut think of someone getting kicked in the nuts.
Granted childish but it gives me the short funny moment I need for a sincere smile.
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lol boys are fucking pathetic
all these faggots "vlad" and the other cringy autists
r9k is a place to uphold us women.
we are the best gender, and the most innocent one.
men are hateful pigs, yet they deny this.
only women can be true robots
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nice meme my dude, too bad you don't know what the heck you are saying
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>>35151813
thanks for the (you) :)
you guys dont realize that hateful or not, its still attention
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how can you get (you)s when I don't reply dummy
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>Tfw you switch from rum to whiskey
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Rum is disgusting, it's a bad kind of spice sweet drink
Whiskey is for real men
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>>35151565
>tfw you switch from virgin to chad
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>>35151601
disgusting picture btw
What would have to happen for a shotgun to not kill you? ive saw videos and pictures of people who lived after trying to shoot themselves. how though? what would you have to do wrong? what would have to happen to kill you? just a question ive been wondering
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dipshits who put it under their chin, completely vertical. they miss most of the brain and end up just blowing off their jaw and most of their face.
you want an angle if you go under the chin, towards the cerebellum
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it's a pretty freaky way to go even though it seems foolproof. some guy on youtube shot himself pointblank behind the ear because he thought that the skull is weakest in that spot. he's alive and half paralyzed. he does suicide lectures now.
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pls dump pics of cute puppers
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Luna 2 months old
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doggitydoo
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doggoriginal
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Where on the head should you shoot for the highest chance of death?
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>>35151295
The dick head
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>>35151295
the cerebellum
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>>35151295
Either like under your chin, right by the neck, straight up, or in your mouth, as far back and vertical as possible. Or just use a shotgun and shoot anywhere in the general direction of your brain.
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Are robots circumcised? I want to know if there's a correlation between circumcision and becoming a robot.
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>>35151222
You literally can't be a robot if you aren't circumcised.
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>>35151278
So robots are either North American or Jewish?
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>>35151222
Nice trips.
Circumcised when I was 6, didn't have a choice.
Also, I don't care, this dick is all I've ever known.
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Why is it impossible to see the highest tiers of Stacy in public? Where are they hanging out? What are they doing?
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>>35151172
>going out in public
fucking normalfag
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(a) you dont go out
(b) you dont go to their places
(c) they are colorgrading their instagram pics
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>>35151205
it isn't that bad
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Stop hating womyn.
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>>35151096
Stop hating men.
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Stop being a fucking roastie
Is it true that girls who do lots of anal cannot hold their BRAPs?
Do they just walk around and BRAP uncontrollably all day long?
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It's more a side effect of excessive enemas than anal sex itself.
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>>35151245
A true anal g e n i u s like myself doesn't even need an enema. Strict monitoring of food intake at certain strategic times is enough. Heh, amateurs.
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>>35151048
Now I've seen the Queen of all Attention Whores. In the pic related.
They wear diapers all of the time and try to avoid bad smell with using high amounts of perfume. Also they may have to see a doctor for some hemorrhoids. Eventually, they'll have their rectum membrane popping out in the toilet.
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>4chan is a bad place
<I have seen a lot of child porn on Tumblr
>4chan is a bad place
<I have seen a child being hanged on Tumblr
>4chan is a bad place
<I have seen a cat being fucked in the ass on tumblr
>4chan is a bad place
<Tumblr has 99% porn
>4chan is a bad place
<I have seen a puppy being tortured on tumblr
>4chan is a bad place
<tumblr almost made an artist commit suicide because she drew a character thin
>4chan is a bad place
<I go to church after I visit Tumblr
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>>35150896
in the minds of people of think 4chan is better than tumblr, they think that because tumblr has redeeming qualities (their SJW club) while 4chan has none, tumblr is better than 4chan, they also rightfully assume that 4chan exceeds everyone of those points you brought up about tumblr being bad.
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>>35150896
you're comparing two chaotic evil entities
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>>35151374
>unironically believing tumblr has redeeming qualities
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did you know you were going to be different growing up
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I fought the idea for so long'i almost convinced myself i wasn't changing at all. Before i thought about it i was depressed and shit and realised i grew up.
>mfw
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No but I wish I knew. My mom always told me how she would have to "chase girls away from the house with a baseball bat" because I'm "cute" and "all the girls will want you!" Look how that turned out. I'm sorry mom.
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>>35150620
i never related to the other kids
they were always talking about sports or new shoes or something of the sort
i never cared about any of it
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So I flaked out on dating a trap in public. Here how it went down...
>met on meet me
>goto traps house which is a hour drive for me.
>hook up. (he gave me a good bj)
>continue texting for a week
>tells me he doesn't like gay men and that hes a girl
>okay.jpeg
>get really emotionally invested and tell him all my problems.
>agree to set a date for ice cream and a movie
>see him using meet me still and using boost feature to meet more men.
>become jealous
>get drunk and emotional than tell him i'm heart broken
>say "I love you"
>delete my meet me account and continue to be alone.
geez, I should be happy that I got a free blow job but this whole promiscuous hook up thing is not for me. I get my feelings hurt to easily.
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>>35150514
that's pretty gay, OP
but you already knew that
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>>35150553
yeah its pretty embarassing.
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If I'm white, have an English last name, and went to uni abroad, am I allowed to speak in an RP accent?
I'm basically English, but I've lived most of my life outside the UK, so I don't really understand the tensions there. Is RP the "I went to Oxbridge, you redbrick scum" accent or is it more neutral than that?
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>>35150280
Look up yt vids with actual speakers of the accent and try to copy them.
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>>35150354
Yeah, but I mean, is it considered pretentious or neutral?
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>>35151287
To other britbongs?
Maybe a bit pretentious, especially to northerners
To Amerikeks/foreigners?
Perfectly fine, even admired
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All right my dudes I need some advice. I'm an 18 year old senior applying for college and I pretty much got two offers. Over my high school career I successfully passed (or plan to this may) AP human geography, European history, psychology, us history, statistics, environmental science, government, microeconomics, French language and culture, computer science, and world history. Also through a local community college and special classes in my school I have earned credit for math 111 chemistry 101/102 biology 101/102 and carpentry. College A is a middle quality university and is willing to accept all my completed college credit, and I will begin college as a junior and I will graduate by the time I am 20. But college B is a very high ranking university and is willing to give me a scholarship of around half my tuition. But they will accept very little (if any) of my college credits I completed in high school and I will have to go to school for 4 years. Which opportunity would you guys choose?
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>>35150231
Do you know what you want to major in? If you plan on going to grad school i would do option A but depending on your major option B might be better
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>>35150824
I'd really like to go into the diplomatic/international relations field. So probably an international relations or political science major
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>>35150972
are you in the united states?
there are a few fast track ways into the foreign service. one is being a pickering fellow, the other is having expertise in "super critical" languages like arabic or urdu.