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>plan to get a hooker for the sexual experience
>jerk off to the pics
>lose all desire and motivation to get a hooker
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>>34960154
>saved yourself tender tendies for a week
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Its for the best trust me stick to fapping,once you pay for sex it can become a addiction.
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>>34960154
>tfw you'll never stand on that bridge for hours watching the ice melt
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>"Face it Anon, your time is up. Your youth has passed. You failed to make anything of your life and now finally you're unable to just laugh at yourself and how pathetic you are and continue making the same mistakes, again and again. Your time is up. The sand has run out. The clock has reached zero. It's time for you to end your life Anon. I hate to be the one to say it but it really is time for you to leave. Nobody loves you except your mother, and even she only loves the memory of the person you once were. Yes she'll suffer when you do it but she'll get over it. She's gotten over worse. She's gotten over the fact that her son, who was so enthusiastic and optimistic as a child, has become the depressed loser she feared you would become. How many friends do you have? How many girls have told you that what they feel towards you is love, and not just pity or revulsion? This world isn't for everybody. Not everyone can expect to have a good time here. Some people are just too weak to be happy, and I think we both know that unfortunately you are one of those people. I mean you could have made something of your life! Think of all those chances! Oh I know you don't like to remember them as chances, but that's what they were and on some level I know you know that too. Well goodbye Anon, bad luck!"
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k now fuck off
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I think the funniest part of this thread is that you probably honestly thought someone would read all that
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No. You are wrong. It's not my fault. And while this life may not be for everybody, that includes you. And we all die.
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Any 30yo wizards here? When did you realize that you fucked up in life? How do you get over days of pure self-pity and sadness? Do you still long for the touch of the succubi?
Apprentice 21 here. Turning 22 in a month. Maybe gonna spend that day marathoning my fav anime, if my parents don't take me out to dinner or something. I really hope they just stop caring about me. I literally can't look at them in the eye without having a feeling of disappointment welling up inside me.
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dont let my thread die please
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I honestly don't care about losing my virginity, it's just fucking awkward when a dudebro asks me about it.
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>>34960907
This is the saddest thing i've read all day, ill bump for you anon
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>tfw Boipussy Brainwashing goes too far
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>>34960100
>Someone
>Actually
>Did
>This
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>>34960100
>literally pop a cap in your ass
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>>34960710
if you look closely it's just a dildo with a 'gun' on stuck to the other end
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Name better RPG
Protip: you can't
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>>34960085
Neverwinter Nights 2.
BLAM.
Also Fallout: New Vegas
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Oblivion grhehaf
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>>34960099
>Also Fallout: New Vegas
>implying Fallout 3 wasn't better
I just want to hold someone who loves me back....
> mfw closest thing that wouldn't call me pervert if I tried is my sister
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>>34960079
What's wrong with hugging your sister? Go hug her right now and tell her you love her.
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you're allowed to show affection to your siblings even if they reject it and physically shove you off, you're supposed to persist and force the affection on to them.
you just won't do it because secretly you wanna smash.
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>>34960079
Is that her? She is hot, how do you live with that?
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Is it OK to look straight at a girl when your walking by her on the street? Or should you look down to be polite but kinda still look at her. I look down then look up with my eyes sometimes with my face still kinda facing down. I have a feeling some girls think I'm giving them weird seductive looks when I'm just trying to be polite and not stare. Whenever I do something in the name of politeness I come off as weird and distant. But when idgaf about people's feelings they're like oohh alright hello.
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>>34959940
Avoid looking directly at anyone, man or woman.
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never, ever, look at the ground. that makes you look like a shy faggot pussy.
take a quick glance, at their eyes, where they're looking, their posture/body language.
like 1 second.
then just look straight forward and keep going.
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OP here, I will be taking abilify drug today as well because I also get awkward when I see a little girl looking at me in the corner of my view. Very intense situation in public sometimes. Is it OK to look at the little girl? Will people think I'm a pedo for saying hello to a little girl? I have not looked at kids in the eyes for a year and now when I see a kid I'm afraid to look at them or people will think I'm up to something.
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Why is it that Asians are so superior?
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2D is superior.
Pic related is my Wedding photo, me on the right, my Princess, Makoto, on the left.
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>lowest crime rate
>high IQ
>guys and girls are kawaii
>clean polite
>high education
Asians look at whites the same way whites look at blacks. whites are literally niggers
>muh dick
>they no soul yo
>pointlessly loud and obnoxious
>dumb
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>tfw Asian male
>tfw no Asian gf (2D)
God imposed upon my fate the torment of being imprisoned in disgusting 3D flesh.
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>buy 5 burritos
>already ate 4
I-it was supposed to be my work lunches for a week..
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>>34959907
>buy a pack of 20 burritos some time ago
>they have frostbite now
Who /anorexic/ here
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>300+lbs
>5k calories daily
>stopped caring/trying
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>>34960020
Jelly of you man, spooky skeleton here trying to gain weight and be strog but barely get 2500
Stop being mean to Ebrietas, my cute daughter.
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>>34959878
I'd fuck her, to be honest.
She's probably nice, too
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>>34959878
you get that lovecraftian SHIT outta here pal
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>>34959891
>>34959896
I TOLD YOU TO STOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!
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>you will never date that overdeveloped girl from collage or sixth form
What happened to the tit cow fr om your year anons?
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>>34959842
I never dated her but she was a small tit cow in my class, always played footsie with me in class and always snapchatted me nudes, she eventually came over and let me fuck her and seeing her laid on her back was the best thing ever
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She got milked.
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>>34959842
i do not know, i never bothered to find out.
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What's it like being a garbage truck driver?
There's a company hiring now that's desperate for new drivers and I haven't had a job in half a year.
Would this be okay for a robot? I had to quit my last job because I couldnt handle the workplace politics and dealing with shitty customers all day.
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>>34959825
You probably need a HGV license to drive a garbage truck.
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I dunno it sounds pretty trashy
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>>34959847
This, also you should look into truck driving in general. Its a job that requires people who can deal with isolation for long periods of time. You can also cut down on living costs by living in the cabin.
You have AVPD. Prove me wrong.
Protip: You can't.
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You got me on that one OP..
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Literally have every sign and symptom. Post more signs of illnesses that Robots have. Pic related is depression.
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>hypersensitivity to rejection and criticism
i mean is this really a bad thing? should we just be narcissistic and not give a shit?
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I am the loneliest guy I know. That's all I can think of that is wrong with my life but it is just so horrible.
I don't hang out with any of my co-workers.
All my "friends" just put up with me for the time we have left at school. They always go to parties and stuff without me.
How do you go from completely lost loner with no clue about friendships to somebody who has friends to go out with?
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Can't even get people to reply to this thread ha ha... ha...
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>>34959983
Me and my brother are the losers of the family. We're in our late twenties and everyone in the family both young and old have had gfs/bfs and lost their virginity most likely. It's really embarrassing. And we have a big family with lots of cousins.
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>>34959783
hey OP. got any hobbies? vidya games? sports? etc
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Do you like it ? Hate it ?
> Speaking formyself i hate this fucking place
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fuck you all. reply to my thread
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it's calm but lonely
I need to find gay orbiters
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I miss it so much. Am in a city for college and it fucking sucks. When you're lonely it's so much better to be actually alone than to have to be lonely amongst lots of happy people. It just makes my life miserable. I just want to be out in the open fields by myself :*(