HELP ME /r9k/ how the fuck am i supposed to embrace adult isolated neet life if i have no one to provide me with money? Is applying for some autismbux in Canada or some other rich western country the only way to do that or am i missing something?
I just want a humble life with something to eat and electricity
Tell me how do you get your funds robot bros and help a fellow aspiring neet that seeks to prolong his non existence
wondering the same. i can only take advantage of parents for so long
i need to start selling drugs
i'm textbook borderline with anxiety and binge eating disorder thrown in the mix but i don't have the money for a therapist and don't have insurance so society just assumes i'm a normie who doesn't deserve any kind of help
Get a job you fucking degenerate.
>Dota 2 will require a phone number to play ranked
>don't want to give those Jews my phonenumber
>not going to pay (((them))) for a new SIM.
>"Get out normalfag"
I mute everyone at the beginning of the game and go afk in the jungle
I've got another confession to make
I'm your fool
Everyone's got their chains to break
Were you born to resist or be abused?
Is someone getting the best
the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTof you?
The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.
huh this comment was not original
if she tells you "you're a nice person", you just got friendzoned right?
or that. definitely that. she called me gay. that fcking bitch i swear to God. Go suck a chad's big fat cock you whore
Tumblr logic: Christians are crazy for believing in God. However believing you're a transexual badger trapped in a human body is awesome and if you disagree you're an oppressive shitlord.
>christians are crazy for believing in God
>it's okay for Muslims to kill people for Allah.
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If you're nice please join our server desu. This is for nice relaxing convos, funposting, cuteposting & chill.
If you're a meanie do not join pls.
You don't go outside looking like a virgin, do you?
I love Hawaii pizzas and actively encourage my fellow humans in consuming them.
The sweetness of pineapple is the perfect complimentary taste to the robust taste of tomato sauce and the ham adds substance without an over powering taste. Hawaiian pizzas are the patrician pizza
>hawaiian pizza is one of my favorite kinds
i encourage the consumption of hawaiian pizza as well op. The perfect combination of pineapple, Canadian bacon and cheese on a crispy crust is too good to pass up. if you want even more enjoyment add a little ranch or parmesan cheese to it
In this thread I will narrate the life of Christopher McCandless from his birth until his death at the age of 24. I intend to cover:
>his relationship with his family
>his influences and ideology
>his experiences travelling the United States
>his journey to Alaska and experience in the wilderness
If this thread interests you please bump to keep it alive.
On McCandless's academic ability as a child
>"In the third grade, after receiving a high score on a standardized achievement test, Chris was placed in an accelerated program for gifted students. "He wasn't happy about it," Billie remembers, "because it meant he had to do extra schoolwork. So he spent a week trying to get himself out of the program. This little boy attempted to convince the teacher, the principal-anybody who would listen-that the test results were in error, that he really didn't belong there. We learned about it at the first PTA meeting. His teacher pulled us aside and told us that 'Chris marches to a different drummer.' She just shook her head.""
On McCandless's personality as a child
>""Even when we were little," says Carine, who was born three years after Chris, "he was very to himself. He wasn't antisocial- he always had friends, and everybody liked him-but he could go off and entertain himself for hours. He didn't seem to need toys or friends. He could be alone without being lonely.""
On McCandless's pet dog
>"When Chris was twelve, Walt and Billie bought Carine a puppy, a Shetland sheepdog named Buckley, and Chris fell into the habit of taking the pet with him on his daily training runs. "Buckley was supposedly my dog," says Carine, "but he and Chris became inseparable. Buck was fast, and he'd always beat Chris home when they went running. I remember Chris was so excited the first time he made it home before Buckley. He went tearing all over the house yelling 'I beat Buck! I beat Buck!'""
what is your weather like?
>Rich as fuck NFL player
>Mansion all the cars he could want
>Tall and ripped
>Hot gf, probably many more
>Threw it all away doing gangbanger shit
>Got life in prison
>Realized he would never touch a woman ever again
Well RIP I guess.
Why don't you just get an Asian gf, anon?
because they're more likely to look like this.
>fap to traps
>creates women hate threads
Who else /normiefacade/?
ur living the dream fama-lamb
Ever lusted over an older girl when you were a kid?
Why do most women disqualify short men automatically?
but the funny thing is women of all sizes want above average height partners but that eventually leads to creation of average male.
short women dislike short men but they still contribute to creation of short men which they dont like.
Women carry the short gene too, but its always the short mens fault for creating them.