[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6431. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: 1484076498836.png (372KB, 460x348px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1484076498836.png
372KB, 460x348px
HELP ME /r9k/ how the fuck am i supposed to embrace adult isolated neet life if i have no one to provide me with money? Is applying for some autismbux in Canada or some other rich western country the only way to do that or am i missing something?
I just want a humble life with something to eat and electricity

Tell me how do you get your funds robot bros and help a fellow aspiring neet that seeks to prolong his non existence
7 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>36445148
I get NEETbux for being borderline having anxiety and one of my organs is fucked. I'm pretty sure getting NEETbux is the only way to live that way.
>>
wondering the same. i can only take advantage of parents for so long

i need to start selling drugs

>>36445194

i'm textbook borderline with anxiety and binge eating disorder thrown in the mix but i don't have the money for a therapist and don't have insurance so society just assumes i'm a normie who doesn't deserve any kind of help
>>
>>36445148
Get a job you fucking degenerate.

File: 1490818945902.jpg (80KB, 750x754px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1490818945902.jpg
80KB, 750x754px
>Dota 2 will require a phone number to play ranked
>don't want to give those Jews my phonenumber
>not going to pay (((them))) for a new SIM.
>"Get out normalfag"
I mute everyone at the beginning of the game and go afk in the jungle
6 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>36445133

this is an extremely delusional, irrational, and psychotic post
>>
>>36445133
>this is an extremely delusional
how so?
>>
First of all:

Kys for playing such a shitty genre

Second of all:

Valve is too big of a company to give a shit about your phone number

File: 1488258764194.jpg (4KB, 250x124px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1488258764194.jpg
4KB, 250x124px
I've got another confession to make
I'm your fool
Everyone's got their chains to break
Holdin' you

Were you born to resist or be abused?
Is someone getting the best the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBEST of you?
9 posts and 5 images submitted.
>>
File: 1483500720212.png (190KB, 592x385px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1483500720212.png
190KB, 592x385px
>>36445012

The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.

huh this comment was not original
>>
HELLO
IVE WAITED HERE FOR YOU
>>
AND THEY WONT STOP COMING AND THEY WONT STOP COMING AND THEY WONT STOP COMING AND THEY WONT STOP COMING AND THEY WONT STOP COMING AND THEY WONT STOP COMING

File: 21983721321.jpg (32KB, 480x276px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
21983721321.jpg
32KB, 480x276px
if she tells you "you're a nice person", you just got friendzoned right?
6 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
Depends on body language.

Or was this online?
>>
File: hqdefault.jpg (29KB, 480x360px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hqdefault.jpg
29KB, 480x360px
>>36445001
no, she thinks you are gay
>>
File: 87323.jpg (47KB, 403x392px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
87323.jpg
47KB, 403x392px
>>36445082
or that. definitely that. she called me gay. that fcking bitch i swear to God. Go suck a chad's big fat cock you whore

File: 1428018796278.jpg (174KB, 1533x961px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1428018796278.jpg
174KB, 1533x961px
Tumblr logic: Christians are crazy for believing in God. However believing you're a transexual badger trapped in a human body is awesome and if you disagree you're an oppressive shitlord.
11 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
>>36444973
yes. that's how stupid believing in god is.
>>
File: 1481168124416.jpg (50KB, 540x477px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1481168124416.jpg
50KB, 540x477px
>christians are crazy for believing in God
>it's okay for Muslims to kill people for Allah.
>>
>>36445010
I kekd originally
Original

File: ~desu~.jpg (150KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
~desu~.jpg
150KB, 1920x1080px
hey guys i'm back. join my discord server bls uwu kym8U
10 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
If you're nice please join our server desu. This is for nice relaxing convos, funposting, cuteposting & chill.

9hw9M4v

If you're a meanie do not join pls.
>>
>>36445033
what about if I'm into throat fucking?
>>
>>36445049
It's fine just talk about it somewhere else desu.

File: 20170421_134643~01.jpg (335KB, 1932x1885px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
20170421_134643~01.jpg
335KB, 1932x1885px
You don't go outside looking like a virgin, do you?
14 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>36444896
lmfao always cringe seeing dudes dressed like this irl
>>
>>36444936
what is the problem?

origimak
>>
>>36444961
pants too short

File: 1476616142016.jpg (14KB, 250x250px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1476616142016.jpg
14KB, 250x250px
I love Hawaii pizzas and actively encourage my fellow humans in consuming them.
12 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
The sweetness of pineapple is the perfect complimentary taste to the robust taste of tomato sauce and the ham adds substance without an over powering taste. Hawaiian pizzas are the patrician pizza
>>
File: IMG_2544.png (12KB, 861x758px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_2544.png
12KB, 861x758px
>>36444823
>hawaiian pizza is one of my favorite kinds
i encourage the consumption of hawaiian pizza as well op. The perfect combination of pineapple, Canadian bacon and cheese on a crispy crust is too good to pass up. if you want even more enjoyment add a little ranch or parmesan cheese to it
>>
Blue cheese makes the perfect anti-normie pizza

File: mccandless39.jpg (136KB, 790x513px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mccandless39.jpg
136KB, 790x513px
In this thread I will narrate the life of Christopher McCandless from his birth until his death at the age of 24. I intend to cover:

>his childhood
>his relationship with his family
>his influences and ideology
>his experiences travelling the United States
>his journey to Alaska and experience in the wilderness

If this thread interests you please bump to keep it alive.
13 posts and 7 images submitted.
>>
>>36444821
Please, don't waste your time
>>
what were his views on the vapid rat race that is society
>>
File: mccandless28.jpg (29KB, 294x429px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mccandless28.jpg
29KB, 294x429px
On McCandless's academic ability as a child

>"In the third grade, after receiving a high score on a standardized achievement test, Chris was placed in an accelerated program for gifted students. "He wasn't happy about it," Billie remembers, "because it meant he had to do extra schoolwork. So he spent a week trying to get himself out of the program. This little boy attempted to convince the teacher, the principal-anybody who would listen-that the test results were in error, that he really didn't belong there. We learned about it at the first PTA meeting. His teacher pulled us aside and told us that 'Chris marches to a different drummer.' She just shook her head.""

__________

On McCandless's personality as a child

>""Even when we were little," says Carine, who was born three years after Chris, "he was very to himself. He wasn't antisocial- he always had friends, and everybody liked him-but he could go off and entertain himself for hours. He didn't seem to need toys or friends. He could be alone without being lonely.""

__________

On McCandless's pet dog

>"When Chris was twelve, Walt and Billie bought Carine a puppy, a Shetland sheepdog named Buckley, and Chris fell into the habit of taking the pet with him on his daily training runs. "Buckley was supposedly my dog," says Carine, "but he and Chris became inseparable. Buck was fast, and he'd always beat Chris home when they went running. I remember Chris was so excited the first time he made it home before Buckley. He went tearing all over the house yelling 'I beat Buck! I beat Buck!'""

__________

File: 14.jpg (147KB, 1200x1180px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
14.jpg
147KB, 1200x1180px
what is your weather like?

>sleet
10 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
it's not sleeting anywhere in the world right now
>>
46 fahrenheit
alternating between rainy and drizzly
>>
>>36444660
>sunny, 65-70 degrees Fahrenheit
too bad i rarely go outside

File: aaron-hernandez.png (275KB, 472x400px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
aaron-hernandez.png
275KB, 472x400px
>Rich as fuck NFL player
>Mansion all the cars he could want
>Tall and ripped
>Hot gf, probably many more
>Perfect life
>Threw it all away doing gangbanger shit
>Got life in prison
>Realized he would never touch a woman ever again
>Hanged himself
Well RIP I guess.
11 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>36444632
>>Hanged himself
Hung himself
>>
File: IMG_0199.jpg (36KB, 508x524px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_0199.jpg
36KB, 508x524px
>>36444650
>hung himself
Hanged himself
>>
File: hwoarang-t4-hd.jpg (62KB, 1000x870px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hwoarang-t4-hd.jpg
62KB, 1000x870px
>>36444679
>Hanged himself

Hwoarang himself

Why don't you just get an Asian gf, anon?
14 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
Because they are ugly and manipulative as fuck
>>
I live in a dorm and there are plenty of asian girls here. Trust me, not a single one looks anything close to the pic.
>>
>>36444575

because they're more likely to look like this.

File: 1472849720768.jpg (31KB, 491x418px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1472849720768.jpg
31KB, 491x418px
Be me

on daytime
>work
>study
>have friends
>coolguy.jpg

Go home
>lurk r9k
>fap to traps
>creates women hate threads

Who else /normiefacade/?
6 posts and 5 images submitted.
>>
>>36444563
ur living the dream fama-lamb
>>
Which one is the facade.
>>
>>36444654
shiet nigguh

File: 1492564260882.jpg (139KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1492564260882.jpg
139KB, 1280x720px
Ever lusted over an older girl when you were a kid?
8 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>36444505

Yes many of times. My teachers, ladies at stores, my mother etc.
>>
>>36444505
A couple teachers, celebrities, friends of my mother and the like. These days I even have a fetish for mature women.
>>
>>36444505
I've always lusted for women ten years oler than my age

File: IMG_0293.png (4KB, 225x225px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_0293.png
4KB, 225x225px
Why do most women disqualify short men automatically?
9 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>36444458

natural reaction to inferior men. cant blame them.
>>
instinkt
>>
>>36444458

but the funny thing is women of all sizes want above average height partners but that eventually leads to creation of average male.

short women dislike short men but they still contribute to creation of short men which they dont like.

Women carry the short gene too, but its always the short mens fault for creating them.


Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [6421] [6422] [6423] [6424] [6425] [6426] [6427] [6428] [6429] [6430] [6431] [6432] [6433] [6434] [6435] [6436] [6437] [6438] [6439] [6440] [6441] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.