I realised that no matter how hard I try to make friends or simply interact with people, I always fail. I can't stand it anymore, I don't want to be rejected by people when I consider them as friends. It hurts too much. I've always liked being alone, but I also forced myself to make some friends, but I can't try anymore. Normies are boring and mindless. But even if I could get pass that, I'm still too much of a fucking autist to maintain relations. I always end up running away and I hate myself for that. Plz someone help me.
embrace it anono
>>37987563
Even autists need to socialize a little bit to stay sane. Just don't take people too seriously and realize you'll never interact with them like they do with each-other.
Maybe just go out to a library and enjoy the presence of other people without saying anything.
>>37987569
I try, but every time I go in that direction, I feel like I'm falling down the abyss and that I won't ever be able to get out. The thing is, I don't know if there's something that's worth it on the surface. And I'm too scared to make the big jump.
Is becoming a rapper the solution for robots? I've been browsing Tinder with a Chad profile for a couple of days and realized most girls seem to be fans of rap. This is specially interesting since rap is one of the only styles of music where you don't need to know how to play an instrument or sing.
How does one become a successful rapper? Serious question.
Are you in Atlanta? Girls don't give a fuck what you do in tinder. It's all back and forth BS till you fuck.
>>37987525
be a true nigger first, you'll think out of the rest later
>>37987525
just do what the niggers do and rock a rugged appearance
shout about money bitches and killing people
also drugs
white rappers like guys on soundcloud might make better 'music' but none of them get pussy unless theyre rapping about death and shit, those guys get the freaky white bitches.
but the moody guys dont fuck anyone probably
>fapped to "that" again
God won't forgive me
>>37987506
dont worry anon, every one have "that" thing theyre guiltily attracted to
>>37987506
>fapped to "that" again
Time to clear everything on my pc and movee to another country
>>37987529
But most people's "that" isn't.... THAT....
And every day we stray further from God.
So how much do you hate yourself anon?
Post all the things you hate about yourself
>>37987496
Maybe later, dude.
Lots of things but I hate being shit-skinned the most.
>>37987496
Im fat with no muscle and have an average dick that looks tiny compared to the rest of me. Not being approached by girls isn't worse than bring approached by girls who think you're jacked and have a big dick just because you're large
How do I get into politics?
Also, don't mention /pol/.
>>37987471
it's not worth your time at all--avoid it at all costs, avoid people that talk about it, avoid news stations and social media--pretend that you live in a fairy world and move to the woods. i repeat, it is NOT worth your time.
just BE irrational, DO fucking take it.
Doesn't it make you sometimes think again
That there are some
Despite having everything
Just feel lonely and empty and severely lacking
I think it's really a common thing
Like many go on living from one fucking day to the next
Pits of despair, hells of loneliness
Squalid 2 thousand fucking mile stares
Fucking headbanging scum
With some foul remnant taste of passers-by
With feeling some lame passing taste of non-achievement
Yet deep down inside
There's this hole inside of them
Empty, hollow, vacated
It's like you ask yourself is this it?
Is this what I've been fucking living for?
This is it? isn't life disappointing?
Somebody post the /lit/ politics chart. I don't have it saved, the one with the enlightenment/greek thinkers, it's pretty new.
Are you interested in it to further your political knowledge, or do you just want to have a conversation with normies.
If female sexual selection dictates that 20% of men should get the 80% of women and that women don't mind sharing these males between themselves, why hasn't human evolution dictated a 20/80 male/female birth rate?
It makes no sense and seems highly inefficient and wasteful for a species to make effectively sterile males (since they aren't going to reproduce anyway).
>>37987450
Not if the other males become cucks. People forget that it took humans a while to figure out where exactly babies come from.
>>37987521
So cucks are essential for the survival of the human race?
>>37987587
They probably were a long time ago. IMO religions whole purpose was transition from an AF/BB society to early forced monogamy. This is the key force behind mankinds triumph over the natural world.
>Be me.
>Watching My Little Ponies in my bedroom, not bothering anyone.
>Hear knock on door.
>It's mommy and her new boyfriend.
>"Listen up retard, you're 29 years old, you need to get a job and move the fuck out."
>Start to get teary eyed.
>Run to mommy.
>"Don't enable him, just look away."
>She won't acknowledge me.
>"You have a week to get a job and move out. C'mon, let's go."
>They leave.
>Go back to watching My Little Ponies.
>Din din comes.
>Go to kitchen.
>"Mommy, where tendies?"
>"Mommy, where tendies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>No answer.
>Chad comes out.
>"Make your own food, retard."
>Literally enraged at this point.
>Try to tackle him, but he's too fast for my 300 pound self.
>That's it, this fucker overstepped his boundaries. Time to teach him a lesson.
>Wait until night night time when I know mommy and Chad are wrestling in bed.
>Get chocolate pudding from the fridge.
>Feed it to the dog.
>Dog shits everywhere.
>Perfect.image
>Drink some prune juice.
>Wait a few minutes.
>Shit on dogs' shit.
>Ready.png
>Pick up shit covered shit.
>Kick mommy's door down with tard strength.
>"Anon, what are you doi---"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>Fling shit covered shit at Chad.
>Nailed him!
>Chad charges me.
>"Don't you lay a hand on him, Dan."
>Mommy is back!
>Chad storms out of house.
>Next day there's a big plate of tendies waiting for me on the kitchen table.
Get fucked, Chad.
>>37987444
devilish!
twgeyhehg
>>37987444
These stories never get old for me, thank-you OP
This one always makes me smile. I love robots
I just had one of the biggest orgasms of my life and now I feel extremely depressed, what is happening?
what chemical do you think is released when you orgasm??
>>37988214
>what chemical do you think is released when you orgasm??
cum
>>37987442
>>37988214
I'm no expert, but I think it would have something to do with exhausting your dopamine levels. It shouldn't last long if that's the case.
>qt3.14 with nose piercing in drivers ed class
>shes shy and i can feel her looking at me sometimes
think i might just go right up to her and tell her i like her next class, since shes awkward and shit too it shouldnt be all that weird
looking for brobot advice tho
>>37987434
>you must be 18 years of age to post here
please come back in 2 years
>>37987480
>tfw i am 18 and parents are making me go through drivers ed so i dont just fucking fail the test
>>37987434
>lil peep
good job anon. you have a bright future ahead of you (seriously). i fuckin love lil peep
How much have you achieved in one year, since Jun 16?
How much have you wasted and progressed in life in that meantime?
I got laid once and got into music production.
I also lost my friends, fucked uni up, got dumped and lost my anal virginity.
>>37987322
I got a new job and have earned enough to be in a tax bracket for the first time
and I've made a best friend that I can talk about anything with without having hide anything
we even sit down and hug sometimes
got job
payed off college debt
lost job
other then that it was all agony, isolation and whatever I've been doing on the computer in a year
Are there any virgins here? or is that just a meme?
>>37987265
I'm a 24 years old virgin with high-level schizophrenia.
I'm allegedly a qt boi but are too anxious about going out.
>>37987265
It's not just a meme. Is it really that hard to believe that people over 20 haven't had sex?normieasschad
>tfw no married woman to steal from her husband and locking him into the cuckshed
>>37987262
Is that your fantasy ayylanon
>>37987300
yes it is. Are you gril?
Bulls are half-gay because their preferred sexual act involves another man
Fag
Recorded this at my sister dance recital today.
What the hell is wrong with this world
>>37987260
would you bang your sister?
especially after seeing this?
>>37987260
Glad schools are teaching this desu. Now those girls know how to find a man
>>37987260
>What the hell is wrong with this world
Jews
Is it possible to track someone down if they have absolutely no internet prescience? Not even a single social media account?
>>37987258
Yes stupid. People were hunted down long before the net.
What are you looking for? I need more detail
>>37987304
There's somebody I once knew who I want to contact, but they don't have any social media which would've made this quite easy.
The Internet as we used to know it died after 2006. Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.
Every video in that screenshot was shit and we all know it.
>>37987238
Not only the internet. The world.
>>37987401
the guitar one was really good i cant find it anymore tho