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>>36149992
>that incest look on every girls face

>>36149992
I would die a happy man if I could go to England and do some kind of working class slag sex tourism. I know they're inbreds and have horrible accents but they really do it for me for some reason.

Just forget it. They've been bred for over a thousand years to be viking fuck toys. They're not worth your time.

Yuperino, goterino toerino continueerino thaterino lineageerino

>>36149984
Yes.
I just want monogamy. I want to be the good dad that mine wasn't.

>>36149984
Yes, but I would probably molest them if they get too qt desu

>>36149983

>first love, brief happiness, break up, regret

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>>36149983
that picture cut me with its edge

>mfw autists believe that level of absurd reduction
>mfw you don't just reduce it to "born die"

>>36150047
>tfw ur life is worse than pic related

>tfw my computer is too slow for me to do that
seems comfy

Yes. I don't care about the people but I do use streetview extensive to play armchair tourist.

I hate flying and travel in general. When I have done so a couple of times in the past I was miserable. All that expense and effort and jet lag just to show up at the thing, see the thing, take a picture of the thing that already has millions of pictures of it already. See the streets. Marvel at the slightly different layout of hotel room from the usual back home. Not worth it. And fuck flying. If i never set foot on a plane again it will be too soon.

Yes.

I really want google maps vr so I can do this with ultimate immersion

>>36149950
gonna have to take a lot more than that

you're pro shark?

Lol you're not gonna die fgt, enjoy your sore stomach for the next few days

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like this nigger

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>tfw mobileposter
At least I have clover

>>36149885
You look cute. Can i fuck your ass?

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>I will never be turned into a succubus

>>36149999
Only chads and stacies get turned into succubi

>>36150360
Well can I be turned into a cute incubus trap?

>>36149810
damn I use to love these haven't had candy in forever

>>36149810
putrid shit tastes like lemon candy?

brb gonna take a dump and eat it.

>>36149810
OP confirmed for cocksucking faggot

Its the cycle of life m8
Artists only appreciated after death
Robots have throngs of women lusting after them after death
Eh

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>>36149710
Eric and Dylan were good boys.
They dindu nuffin.

>>36149710
Bitches love misogynist murderers

These are the same bitches who lust after Charles Manson, Elliot Rodger, and Claude Frollo (Disney version).

Truth is, girls are just sick and tired of boring nice guys who have nothing going for them other than "being nice" orbiting them constantly. Misogynist killers are a breath of fresh air.

I suspect a lot of the anti-male feminist histrionics Tumblr and other places spout is just there to push boring nice guys over the edge into Elliot territory, where they would be interesting and dangerous for once. This is why they demonize nerdy white atheist guys as being mansplainers but actively defend Muslim rapists

Just write some random shit, OP.

>Job application due Friday.
>Have only done half the cover letter

here's a first line

>my name is anon, and i'm here to say

>>36149573
>Implying you can get a mental illness by fever bacteria

So if you get the whole thing with fever, cough etc you become an instant vegetable?

>>36149573
There is no controversy. You're just dumb.

>>36149573
I'd rather my kid have autism than polio to be frankly honest with you my familia

Normie has always been a normalfag word. Normalfags who don't want to say fag say normie.

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>>36149497
We have to get smart. We need to create memes based on things to complicated for normalfags to get a hand of. An example of this is stirner posting

>>36149497
>How do we combat Facebook's Normal Faggotry
you combat it by not going on facebook and not associating with people you don't like.

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>Gay weeb anime
No thanks.

Only anime movie I've seen apart from Spirited Away and I fucking loved it. Anyone got any recommendations?

>>36149596
princes mononoke desu

Regular people are too stupid and depressing to acknowledge with conversation. They're like predead mental retards.

>>36149451
I also cannot figure out for the life of me how to hold a conversation for more than 5 seconds. I feel like my life is too dull or im not knowledgeable in everyday aspects of life to keep a conversation going because i literally know nothing about anything.

>>36149536
I blame my years of being a Neet for my lack of conversation topics

>>36149435
>did all three in one day

She's a thot. It's not gonna last.

>>36149435
Did it feel good to your penis?

>>36149435
I hate when they say "were all gonna make it"
no were not all gonna fucking make it