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>>35595861
If it's just a glass for confidence , I guess it's ok.
If by this you mean booze is the first thing that comes to your mind when you wake up , you perhaps need help my friend.

>>35595861
>is it over for me

I don't know man, you tell me. How much is left in the bottle?

>>35595861
What kind of glass?

kill cousin
kill gf
no one to hate anymore

>>35595857

What industry does your cousin work in?

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I always wonder if normies like OP's cousin would commit suicide when they experience actual true non-meme depression and not "Depression"

>e.g. "my dad died and I have no friends or siblings and im unemployed and nobody wants to hire me" vs "brah stacy said we should take a beak"

Go back to tales from 4chan underage faggot

>>35595808
By jaltoid? Done it

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IF I SEE THIS FUCKING DINOSAUR ONE MORE TIME

I just strait up don't believe it. IDC what they say. My pure waifu Emma Watson is innocent

her body is whatever but I like her nipples.

yes its real they matched up her moles and freckles with other pics

emma is a confirmed whore now

You can cuddle with it and do fun things together

Then you will want to be alone because you're a robot and will likely begin to resent her because everything you do you do together

Or idk man, never had one. Today, in about an hour, there is a big possibility I will be very close to having one, closer than I've ever been
Feels spooky. I dont know how to feel

>>35596138
see that is the thing you say fun things but they don't seem to like fun things

>>35596489
What do you think are fun things that you also think are not fun things to gfs?

original 5'9 here

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>5'10" and considering LL surgery
I mean I get it (I'm 5'10" as well)...but is it really worth the risk? I've already got long legs as it is, so it'd be a little bit suspicious, but doesn't it make your leg bones incredibly susceptible to breaking?

this is a very shitty solution. you need funds to pay the procedures + eventual complications + afford being able to not work for 6-8+ months, and it will leave you all disproportionate, with your upper leg bones bigger than all the others. there should be something like this for the lower leg, spine and arms too and if anything wrong happens to your spine then you're never walking again

that is a very odd shaped bottle

Wow that is some riveting original content you got there brio

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It's warm but you know how it goes. This beer is the best cheap big brand. Full bodied and flavorful but deliciously smooth.

Gonna buy a vape soon and do legal drugs through it.

>$17 an hour

Jesus Christ

Good for you anon
I am glad that you now have a job

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>>35595559
Lain blesses all of us, even the worthless vile ones

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Is anyone else fascinated by Columbine? What made it stick out in the collective psyche of America?

>>35595473
I am, and I think it's the age of the shooters, the number of kids that died, the fact that there were several bombs and a lot of planning went into it, and of course the mediocrity of boring old Littleton, where hell broke loose. All of those factors made it legendary.

Oh and all of that contributed to the violent video games controversy, still alive today

>>35595406
A Dude tried a school shooting in France yesterday. He had two hanguns and one shotgun.
He killed nobody but he wouded three peoples.
He was arrested later. He was obsessed by Erc and Dylan.

>>35595373
Just prostitute yourself you dumb slut.

>>35595373
you don't have to be smart you just have to do the work

>>35595445

College requires being able to think critically. Finals are more about applying what you learned from lectures and how to solve problems as if you're at a job. College isn't like highshcool where classwork/homework is just remembering facts and picking the right answer.

>>35595330
the jews are pushing it

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>tfw my 3-year old nephew's name is Jaden
I wish I could slap my sister sometimes. I'm gonna watch over him like a hawk to make sure he doesn't grow up to be a faggot.

>>35595330
Is Benny a retarded name? I'm asking for a friend.

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>tfw will never be with a thicc black girl

>>35595326
she is fat as fuck! and a nigger

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>>35595531
So? She's pretty, curvy, and cleans up well.

>The seventeenth of March of the year of our Lord of two thousand and seventeen
>Still no Misaki

>>35595208
I watched the anime years ago but didn't like it much. Recently bought the manga and I'm liking it much better. Misaki is so adorable in the manga.

B-but then I would have to leave my room...

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i wonder what she could be doing on this fine evening. playing games with burf most likely.

Do you think she misses her youth?

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>>35595290
probably, but not more than anyone else her age. it's not like she's 50 or something.

>>35595187
learn to crop a pic you fucking normie nigger

>>35595187

But that doesn't work does it

It does make me feel better to be surrounded by losers