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Is 15 too young for 18
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>>35933490
Legally, in the united States? Yeah.
Morally? it's a little ambiguous
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Yes. The rule is age/2 + 7.
16 in that case.
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>>35933490
15 is not too young for anyone.
If you're not fat you can't be a robot. Leave now thin people.
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>>35933469
Fuck off shamoo. You'll never know how shitty it feels to weigh less than an 8 year old girl.
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>>35933469
What about skinny fat?
That's even worse
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>>35933469
>implying being overweight is a real problem
Literally just don't do anything and you'll lose weight from the lack of food. You have to work hard to maintain a surplus of fat, being skinny is the default when you're too lazy to get out of bed to eat.
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let's make yo mama jokes
yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "One at a time, please."
yo mama's so dumb when she heard it was chilly outside she got a spoon. (chilly sounds like chili not sure if that joke works as text...)
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Yo momma so ugly her portraits hang themselves
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>>35933431
ur mommi so ugly when she sit around the house she sit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRROOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND THE HOUSE AJHJHJJHHHHHHHHHHH
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Yo momma so fat that the doctor said she had to exercise and lose weight to prevent obesity, heart problems, and diabetes.
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What do you guys like to smoke? pic related, less than 4$ a pack. great smooth flavor.
>inb4 cancer
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>>35933413
I smoke whatever I can pronounce or point to the fastest/easiest for minimal interaction with the cashier. it all tastes the same to me 2bh
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>>35933453
I'm assuming you usually get marlboro reds then?
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I was into marb reds when I was in high school because I thought it made me edgy. Then I turned to chew so I could get my nicotine fix in class. Finally gave it all up two years ago. If I had a choice though I'd trade my porn addiction with nicotine any day of the week.
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Do you men get it now? Why is it so hard to understand?
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Got it. Girls will only consider a relationship with assholes guys.
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>>35933286
For men, the thought of dealing with roastie drama and not getting sex in return, just to be some slut's emotional tampon is just not worth the hastle.
Do you women get it now? Why is it so hard to understand?
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>>35933530
/thread
How will OP ever recover?
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If you have ANY one of these you're fucked for life.
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>>35933265
>water is wet
What did you hope to achieve by starting this thread?
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>>35933265
I'm a fascist who hates anime and i love kero kero bonito
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>>35933265
I'll never give up my Bjork fuck you
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Would I have a higher chance of getting a gf with downs? Where do I find one?
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anon, no. Just no.
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Not as high as you'd think.
They live sheltered lives, so you'd need to find one that's extroverted, as far as downies go.
Also, Down's ain't genetic. Whoda thunk it.
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>>35933213
He's getting cucked I guarantee you.
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"What music do you like?" 2017-03-31 10:34:19 Post No.35933173
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"What music do you like?"
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Does anyone else have trouble answering this question? I don't even listen to music (or when I do, just video game music), so how the fuck am I supposed to answer it without looking like a complete autist?
Anyone else know this feel?
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I got asked this tonight and was put on the spot, feels bad man
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>>35933173CIassicaI.
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>"Oh I just listen to everything :)"
When you're in doubt, just ask a few normies what music they like. They'll all give you the above answer unless they're into a specific type of music. Alternatively, say you listen to electronic music mostly.
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>be me
>go downstairs this morning
>5AM
>mommy's still in bed
>the wheels of progress yield for no man
>mommy wake up
>mommy
>hungy mommy
>WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
>mm-wha? Go back to bed anon, mommy will make you breakfast later
>the fucking nerve of this bitch
>pull down big boy pants
>pee piss on her face until she wakes up
>FUCKING HELL ANON, WHAT THE-
>oooooo mommy said a bad word, Daddy's attorney won't be happy about that!
>No, no, i-I didn't mean it uh uh does mommy's special little man want some French toast?
>yaaayyyy anon love Frens totes! With whipped cream and sprinkles too?
>sure anon... with sprinkles too...
Silly mommy, she didn't even charge me any GBP for my French toast this morning, she just kept crying, probably because she didn't get any French toast
Whohere /sillymommy/?
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>>35933102
nice story anon
got any more stories of your mummy being silly
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Stop posting these they make me sad
Delete this
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>>35933102
did that really happen lol
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>"what's goin' on Anon?"
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>>35933066
>"Oh, ya know, just things..."
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Why do I like tan so much?
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>>35933066
Sauce
Hshbd
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post your photos, paintings, drawings, music, poems, scripts, memes etc. doesnt matter how shitty they are as long as you made them
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gshfd dfgh df
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>>35933047
Dont have anything done saved on phone.
Have this thing im working in from samurai jack.
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>>35933418
thats nice, anon. how long does it take you to finish with a drawing
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Give me one (1) reason why people should have kids and become parents if they aren't rich and don't live together in a stable family.
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so they don't slowly grow sick of each other and have something to keep their lives interesting. Do you know how shitty it would be for 2 people to do nothing and not have enough money to do anything?
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>>35933117
If you dont have enough money to do anything how do you have enough money to raise a child, shits fucking expensive.
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>>35933168
financial aid nigga
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Porn Addicts Anonymous 2017-03-31 10:27:55 Post No.35933031
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What can we do to stop the porn epidemic? How do we explain to normies that its detrimental to society and harmful to their own selves? Why should we destroy porn? Here's why:
>it damages your confidence and self esteem
>it gives you unattainable and unrealistic sexual desires and expectations
>it overstimulates you, forcing you to seek more and more depraved porn
>it makes you loose interest in real girls
>it gives you erectile dysfunction, where you can only orgasm to porn and not real sex
>it is known to be associated with motivation problems
>it is known to be associated with depression
>it is known to be addictive
>it is known to be associated with increased sexual impulses and the resulting hormonal disorders from excessive and constant masturbation
>it is known to damage your brain chemistry and functionings
>it lets chads get rich and famous by literally using their dicks
>it lets stacies get rich and famous by literally using their cunts
>it lets (((the porn industry))) get richer for doing shit
>10 year olds are watching extreme hardcore porn because nobody wants to talk about it and it's not regulated at all
>70% of adult and adolescent men watch porn once a month or more
>25% of adult and adolescent women watch porn once a month or more
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lol once a month or more the fuck kinda statistic is that you gotta count that stuff by the day. once a month or more could be once could be 100 times
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuck I'm slipping, gotta stay off imageboards, gotta do something.
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Today is my thirtieth day without fapping. Honestly getting past the first and third weeks was pretty hard but I feel like it'll be smooth sailing from here on out
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Are you in a state of constant fear too??
What are you afraid of? Do you remember the trauma that triggered this primitive instinct?
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Not anymore the older I get the more I feel like I could handle shit despite no skills or experience. 23 and NEET since 15. You will change with time too. We are survivors. We survive by any means necessary. That is what we do.
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>>35933373
thanks, while this does really help, it feels like I've accidentally done something to anger God but I'm trying to convince myself that I'm just crazy.
Maybe it's just an easier way for my brain to not forgive myself
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>>35932997
>constant fear too
Not fear.
Dry malaise and a sweaty slimey confused sensation.
I don't understand... Things.
My discomfort is comparable to a mental wet or dampness.
Like putting on sweaty clothes in the cold.
With a dry listless anger because no one is forcing me to do so.
Yet I feel tasked to.
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Why aren't you giving it your all for that special someone? Doesn't she deserve the best of you?
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I don't have anyone though.
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>>35932960
she said she could never be attracted to me :D
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Just waiting to turn 30 so I can control my prana and become a powerful warlock and eventually lich and save this planet and lead mankind into a golden age.