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How do i reply to this? I'm new to tinder im normally the one messaging first and making an effort? What should I say? I going to compliment her back but how do I carry on the conversation?
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Don't worry it's probably a bot
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this is such a sad thread
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Just installed tinder 3 hours ago. Is it normal to not have any matches the first time? I have pretty high standards (I swiped left to fat, black, old, and ugly girls). I think I only swiped right 30% of the people there.
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Do you think you'll ever meet a girl who will accept your autism and want to be with you?
Can you actually imagine that back in the day even autistic introverts could have a loving gf?
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>>38865391
No, I've given up and I'm slowly starting to not care anymore. Affection and intimacy are privileges, like hot water. Not everyone gets access to it.
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If i ever do what i want to do i will,probably. It is destiny but i am going at destiny's own pace.
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Probably not. In the past autistic introverts could get spouses because traditional culture pushed marriage onto everyone, even retarded spergs. Now that traditional culture has been destroyed and we are pretty much have to get by on our own merit, it is indeed hopeless for the robot.
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>wake up
>decide hating roasties is silly and I should stop it
>go online
>come across a forum thread by pure coincidence
>mfw it's a bunch of roasties detailing how they submitted themselves all the weird grotesque fetishes that Chad was into
>mfw some even eat Chad's shit just to keep him
I shouldn't hate roasties right?
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>>38865361
What forum? This be comedy in the making!
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That's when you realize you should become Chad.
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>>38865361
men and women are equally degenerate desu
ITT: Physical exercise
I simply do not feel the need to exercise. I do not get enjoyment from anything due to depression. I do not enjoy exercising at all, no satisfaction. I have tried to exercise as a robot but I only feel the pain from my weak muscles, no satisfaction, no will to continue. I have no willpower to do anything really. Eventually I gave up completely. There's no way for me to even try to become even slightly acceptable to a woman. I guess I just fell for the women meme.
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>>38865289
How long did you actually TRY before you gave up?
It takes time to get fit, anon. Time and dedication. You're not gonna see results in a week, or that dramatic a turn in just a month. Hell, when I started jogging, I didn't even enjoy it that much.
What helped was setting goals to break, and the patience that comes with knowing the effort put in will equal results out. When you start, set some simple goals for yourself. Then when you hit those, you'll feel satisfied, and want to go farther with it.
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>>38865326
I have been trying for several months, but my problem was motivation and lack of willpower. I have lost my will to exercise in the first month and only continued by forcing myself to do it. There was no satisfaction in trying to get fit, and I certainly didn't feel a bit of enjoyment or happiness when my arms weren't as much of sticks as they used to be.
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>>38865289
There are two types of people in the world.
Those who exercise and those who don't.
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>get my first serious gf since like 6 years ago when i was 15
>lose my virginity to her, she didn't know i was a virgin
>don't think she was a virgin but whatever
>she is a somewhat shy girl but pretty nice to talk to, a good listener
>probably like 5ft 4 and 60kg, brunette with 7/10 face
>things move faster than i expect and we are having sex like every other day
>then comes the problem
>every time i make a move to fuck her in the ass she starts making excuses
>'ive not done it before'
>'i dunno its just kind of weird'
>'it might hurt'
>been together three weeks and still not done anal
What am I supposed to do with a girl thats holding out on me? I can tell it bothers her every time she turns me down, should I just slip it in her shitter without saying anything one time? Should I just leave her? Anal is a real turn on for me so it's kind of a disappointment that I've not done it yet.
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>what all whitegirls want.webm
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>>38865282
If it's been like three weeks and you still haven't fucked her ass it's time to move on, she'll never do it, when a woman says "maybe" she means "no". Either rape that bitch and take what you want, or move on quietly.
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5'4 and 60kg.
Troll.
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>tfw so detached from my humanity all I want to do with my life is study and make depressive/atmospheric black metal
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>>38865269
You have a bandcamp OP? I'll listen to your work.
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>>38865315
Not yet, I've started compiling some songs I've made over the years and build on them/make more. I'm not a fan of bm vocals though, so i'll probably just do melancholy vocals + some normal spoken word.
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>>38865315
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UGmj0XaG9E
D-do you think this would be a good bit if I had better production quality?
When a girl loves you, she wants your attention, time, love, money, status, affection.
When a boy loves you, he wants your dick.
Which one sounds better to you?
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>>38865247
the first one sounds like a lot of effort
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>>38865247
The boy. He knows what he wants and skips the bullshit.
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>>38865247
The boy. It sounds a lot more worthwhile to everybody, to be quite honest.
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So I just edged for four days, preparing for a date because edging gives me the balls to go in and make moves. But just a couple of hours before the date I came. Is there any way I can still get really horny?
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please help. bumpo dumpo doodee doo
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>>38865229
/r9k/ sure is normieville now.
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You have bitten off more than you can chew. Looks like this date is gonna be a dud if you have no sexual charge built up.
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who else here epileptic?
>paramedics had to enter my room again
>they had to wade through 2 feet of cum napkins on the floor
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>>38865220
I have epilepsy but ya no cum napkins that is fucking disgusting
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They gave a shit for sure, maybe the foul and NEET smell did it
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Is that Michael Jackson in his coffin?
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>tfw fucked up bite and occlusion give you chinletism
Is there any fix for this shit?
NOT ME mods fuck off but my profile is the same
>be me
>poor
>growing up with allergy problems, retard dad told me it was ok to breathe out of my mouth
>did so
>parents never cared to fix my overbite
>profile varies from pic to Ed from Ed Edd n Eddy tier
it truly is a death sentence.
Is the only fix surgery? I'm worried even that won't work with stories of people who had the surgery have their jaws rebound within 2 years.
/-let gen in general, manlets/wristlets/jawlets welcome
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Johnny Depp is more attractive than Gaston. Stop posting this shit faggot.
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>>38865192
who even
origenanelo
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>>38865116
surgery is only fix
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post a picture of your favourite r9k femanon that you've saved
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isn't that a trap op
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Man I love Kiki, does anyone have her contacts or something?
been trying to find her with no dice.
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I think it's the short hair/skinny body/light brown skin/ and the fact she's dominican that gets my blood pumping.
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Any feline experts?
My cat has been pregnant for what seems like forever, she's real big now.
Tonights she's been incredibly clingy, like meowing at me (she's a really quiet cat usually), laying against me, and a weird smell coming from her.
So I'm wondering, does this mean today is the day or is it another waiting thing?
I don't know her due date and I!m getting tired of sign after sign, I just want to know if this is the final stage, is she close, and if so, how much longer?
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The kittens have died and are now festering inside of her womb
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>>38865056
Thanks, mister edgy, for this truly helpful post.
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>>38865047
Give her a box in a closet, somewhere kinda closed off so she feels her kittens will be secure.
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>be teenager me
>try to fap for the first time
>think about fucking a girl
>it'snotveryeffective.gif
>try again, this time thinking that I am some booth babe I saw in a gaming magazine
>diamonds
>cum for the first time
>try to fap later while looking at the pic of a vagina, but with no effect
>start to fap to gender bender hentai and sissy hypnosis
>eventually starts thinking about sucking dick
>be today me, 26
>virgin, never fapped to a vagina, only sissy hypno and gender bender hentai
>when fapping to the picture of a real woman, think about being her instead of fucking her
Am I a faggot? This is not bait, but I'm confused. I still like girls I would like to have a gf, but I'm afraid I wouldn't be like to have sex with her. Did those hypnos messed with my brain?
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>>38865007
No, you're okay. Just bee yourself.
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Dude how come it takes you so long to realise you are just gay and need to have a cock in your mouth
It's OK, live the fantasy and stop sweating
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>>38865097
Maybe I'm not gay? Maybe I need to see the real thing up close, right? Does the boner needs to come naturally after seeing a pussy?
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How do adults in their late 20s and 30s find partners?
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>>38864992
I know some Asian cultures usually match you with someone from a good family in the home country or a family friends daughter. Usually the guy is really bad with girls and the girl is not that pretty.
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>>38864992
Hang ouy in crowded plazas wearing a backpack and pretend your a college kid. Then talk to people who will think you are young and hip by smiling constantly.
Stand in long lines while doing the above. That's how I do it
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Coworkers and their friends.
Get a job. Or do some outdoor activity involving other people the same age.
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>"come on baby,get in yhe shower with me:)"
What do?
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>>38864956
Has anaconda posting crossed over into r9k?
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That snek looks r8 cute. I would get in with it and let it climb all over my naked body.
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>>38864968
>anaconda
>clearly a python
anon...