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R9K, if you were sent 3000 years back in time, but with complete immortality what would you do?
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>not showing retard savages your godhood and taking over the world
patrician choice
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>>37750883
Get arrested and sentenced to life then laugh at everyone when I live through it and walk free
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Find Abraham and rape him to death.
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how does one become more dominant? in normal life and in bed that is
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use your autism anger
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>>37750834
remember all the stacies that rejected you and picture yourself fucking them.
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fake it till you make it
also do basic things that you should already be doing like working out, grooming to be presentable and etc. No use in being dominant when you're nothing but a bottom-of-the-barrel guy.
Specially working out will give you that high-test and aggressiveness you need.
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> tfw because of me my gf doesn't have a single friend for 5 years now
> she's incapable of getting any at all at this point
> tfw just want her to have a female friend that would like to watch videos with her, go out and play vidya
Why do I feel so bad for turning her into someone that completely shut herself off from the world. I can't remember the last time she went out alone somewhere or with someone that wasn't me. I didn't wish to impose my life onto her, I wanted to become as active as she was.
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>my gf
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMALFAG!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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>>37750901
No, i'll keep talking about her here and you can't stop me
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>>37750782
Did she used to be going out a lot and have a ton of friends or is she introverted?
My gf doesn't go out and do much without me other she has a few friends but doesn't really like them too much. All you can do is encourage. Does she play vidya/hang out with any online friends? Especially for introverts that's usually a preferable way to socialize.
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who else here hates fucking normies
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>>37750771
As long as they're not on this board I can tolerate them. But when they come here, I loose my cool.
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Reminder to not socialize with any women
"She isn't a normie though"
NO HYMEN=ROASTIE
GIRL ON 4CHAN=ROASTIE
TOAST THE ROAST
TOAST THE ROAST
TOAST THE ROAST
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>>37750771
crazy pussy is the way to go
do not fuck normies
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What does it mean to "be alpha"?
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>>37750768
Not to be a pushover and take charge of your life. I don't believe you necessarily have to be good with women to be alpha.
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>>37750768
you dont watch anime, oregano.
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>>37750788
Sounds fucking gay desu
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>hand a 'cool,' chuckling, underqualified black guy not one, but TWO fucking terms
>proceeds to destablize the entire world by taking American troops into Libya and Syria
>almost single-handedly creating the European migrant crisis and ISIS
>oobliterating racial relations here at home
>gives rise to reactionary retards -- no offense, fags -- like Trump that conspire with nations like Russia to do the country over
>causes a second cold war
>possible WW3, end of the world, civil war 2.0 scenario to come
I want to believe George Soros or some powerful, connected Jewish bankers caused all of the shit that's transpired over the past couple of years, but now I'm starting to think it was just the eternal 'gro. Maybe he planned on some "I just want to watch the entire world burn, senpai."
Never. Again. Libtards.
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>>37750761
>takes 8 years to not close Guantanamo
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Where would we be today with president Clinton or Palin? Gtfo you feminist cuck.
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the funniest fact: he's gay, went on gay saunas, everyone knew he's gay, and literally noone admitted it in public.
The first GAYNEGRO president in US history, and literally noone reeeeeeked or hurrdurr'ed.
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>parents making me go out with them today
cant wait to get judged by stacies
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>>37750740
What's wrong with being seen with your parents?
You do realise girls dig guys who love their family?
Caring about your family and spending time with them is an important trait to have according to women I've spoken to about this.
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>>37750767
What women say they want and what women actually want are two different things.
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>>37750836
this is a very important post
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Hey guys I was wondering if you'd like to hear some lame joke a friend told me ah heh heh...
Why did the rockstar steal his biggest fan's soda from him and drink it all?
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Something to do with pop
He was top of the pops
I dunno
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because it wads a rockstar energy
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cause it was (fanta)stic ???
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is new york city white ? if i really want to live in NYC, does it mean i'm fascinated by the white culture ? even the ugliest part of NYC has a very comforting atmosphere that i wish to be surrounded with.
what city in the US is WHITE CULTURE ? i'll youtube it.
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>>37750695
>DA PREETY BUILDINGS
Fucking /pol/babies
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>>37750711
actually sterile brutalist horseshit is bourgeois
what now, faggot
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>what city in the US is white culture?
Walmart
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>tfw no RASH gf
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>>37750603
It's called a Chelsea haircut but you already knew that, didn't you
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>>37750603
>red and anarchist skinheads
what?
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I may not agree with them but holy shit are they hot
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Hug your family members! 2017-06-16 03:09:04 Post No.37750578
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You may use this thread for any member of your family
mom/mother/cousin/sister/imouto/onee/aniki/brother
Option 1
Go hug your sister, tell her you love her, and post results.
Option 2
If she is out of reach or you want to change your approach you may also text her one of the following lines:
>1 - I've always loved you the most.
>2 - I'm in love with you.
>3 - I love you.
>4 - Why haven't we had sex yet?
>5 - Would you ever give us a chance?
>6 - Do you feel about me the way I feel about you?
>7 - I've hidden my feelings from you my whole life.
>8 - Are you hungry? Want me to get you something?
>9 - If we could do anything together with no consequences, what would we do?
>0 - You are the one thing in my life that keeps me sane.
>Dubs - I want to make love to you regardless of what others may think.
>Trips - I want you to remember that no matter what you say I will always care about you. But the truth is I love you more than family... I want you.
>Quads - Know that I am not joking, I am in love with you and want to be with you. I would never joke about this, and I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
>Quints - I fell in love with you years ago... I'm taking a chance to tell you that despite of us being related you are the only person I ever see myself starting a family with.
Some of these can be played off as a joke just in case, but not all.
You can also use this thread if you are a sister looking to cuddle with your brother as well.
THIS THREAD MAY BE USED AS A ROLL OR A PRANK OR A SIMPLE SHOW OF EMOTION.
Regardless of your choice make sure to tell her how much you love her too!
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Hi thread.
I just hugged my imouto and told her I love her. She told me I'm being weird.
In other news my older sister arrived safely in the US.
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>>37751173
You should hug her more often so it's normal!
Glad your older sister is safe, I hope you survive the long weeks ahead.
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>>37751173
She's being weird by not wanting to be hugged
Your older sister should've come to the east coast, we're cooler
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Behold the state of the modern woman, tinder in hand
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>>37750559
>using tinder at all
baka desu
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>>37750559
>tinder
Bottom of the barrel
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>>37750559
>21
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Hi boys lolcow her.
I am here to tell you that we are actually raiding you for like 2 months now.
We are the ones making fembots threads and our goal is to make you miserable.
Why I am you telling all this ?
Because I feel guilt, and you might not believe me but I saw what happened yesterday on discrod and I genuinely pity that guy.
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>>37750541
> I saw what happened yesterday on discrod and I genuinely pity that guy.
Story? What happened?
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>>37750541
What happened on discord?
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Hi. I've been here since the beginning of the original r9k.
I know about lol cow and their farmers. I have yet to join a discord.
Please stay. You're presence is welcome here.
Why? So I can continue to surprise you, and vice versa.
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How would you service and please this goddess?
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Is that a dick?
Oringo
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>>37750534
By beeing a good boy.
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I'm gonna need the source, so I can get more info on how to properly praise her.
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psych ward experiences?
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boring as shit
oregano
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>adhd is not enough for you to make it to the psych ward
REEEEE IFUCKING HATE MY LIFE
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>>37750523
I had to get a mate sectioned once.
It was fucking horrible.
He wasn't fully crazy, just went on a massive drug bender and it fucked with his head for a couple of months... but the people in there were full on LEGIT crazy.