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can you stay on your board please

>>>/tv/83855999
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>tfw no catfish gf
how is this not origigigigigigoni
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>tfw got internet back after 3 weeks

feel goods man
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Just got my (temporary) motorcycle license after passing an observation test I didn't know I had to take until maybe 5 days earlier. I couldn't take the test the first time because my horn wasn't working, so it was delayed. I had to do a lot of waiting to get the chance to schedule and appointment for then next

I had 3 days left on my permit and DL 389 before I'd have to pay, take, and pass a course all over again to have this opportunity. Would have been stranded for work and soon schooling too.

Such a relief. I didn't realize how simple the test was, though.
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big man got big ass

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>want two packs of socks from store
>hand both to cashier stacked together making them look like one pack
>cashier scans one pack and puts both in the bag together
>they are completely unaware of the absolute thievery in progress
>walk out of store with two packs of socks for the price of one

who here /devilish/ ?
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Devilish threads don't get enough replies

>Use the restroom
>Pretend to wash hands

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>tfw no cineaste bf
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>tfw no sine assed gf
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>tfw no cineaste gf

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b-b--back that ass up!
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>>37672449
I bet you can't even trace back your ancestry you fuck.

>be 6
>forced to go to a pool party with 10 year old sisters
>didn't know how to swim because only my sisters got lessons so I just sat around
>after awhile sisters ask me to push a pool float over to them
>do it but it makes me go too deep
>start drowning
>saved by some lady after awhile (apparently no kids noticed me drowning)
>sit around for another hour
>once I finally get to go home my sisters accuse me of attempting suicide
tfw you'll never experience the joy of childhood summer ever again
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>Apply for a FT job
>Get a call from HR
>Tell me it's actually a seasonal PT job

So these kikes are doing this now?
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how do u cure vestibular vulvadynia (chronic pain/irritation at vaginal opening)
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>>37672299
cut it off you faggot
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Clean the wounds with a cleaner like cocaine hcl.

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These scumbags treat a husky pinned under a car like a fuckin chick flick
https://youtu.be/q1rGmeyIg-8
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>>37672293
That dog needed water and some cool AC.
Would giving it a slim jim and some water and took off.
Its a fucking dog it knows what its doing sorta.
>inna woods peoples dogs roam the streets everywhere and eat road kill.
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>>37672293
This dude is such a troll, talking about how the dog is going to be arrested.

>"heh, bad move kid...NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!"
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But...but I've always been here.
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>>37672267
>tfw just started another playthrough yesterday
Feels comfy.
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>>37672267
I tell myself this every day
Every
Day

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A groan of tedium escapes me,
Startling the fearful.
Is this a test? It has to be,
Otherwise I can't go on.

is this a test robots?
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Do you ever have mommy fantasies? Not with your own mommy, but just fantasies about being coddled and cared for and made to feel safe by a nice lady? I spend a lot of the day thinking about that, I've just come to realize.
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yes. I literally dream about it very often. but that's all it will ever be, a dream, women are rarely willing to consider younger guys (although they can make an exception for chad).
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>>37672217
Do you happen to have the link for this video?

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>tfw you let it all out because it's fucking hot
>someone walks into your room
>without knocking
Why does anyone do this? What kind of person violates another's privacy without a second thought?
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use a gif to describe your experience on /r9k/
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