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A few months ago, I met a cute girl at uni who smiled at me, even though I creeped behind her. I didn't care, because I thought I'd never see her again (she's got a nice ass btw.).
Saw her twice that semester, stopped caring about her. This semester I see her every week and I get a weird feeling of wanting to talk to her whenever I see her, though I couldn't yet for various reasons.
Yesterday I saw her alone for the first time (not sitting next to her girlfriend) we were the last people in the lecture hall. I didn't expect her to be there, so I didn't approach her, because I had nothing to say.
I'll see her most likely next week and I wanna ask her out without creeping her off.
How can I approach her, robots?
>picrelatiohowshelooks
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>>36772418
It's out of your league dude. This is why robots are robots. Asking 9/10 girl out being average
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>>36772498
Eh, I'll still talk to her, rather get a "sorry, not interested" than nothing at all.
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>>36772498
>giving advice on dating as a nu-male
Never listen to guys like him "outta your league" hahah
No girl is out of your league. They are women not superheros.
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ITT: normie phrases you hate
>"no... just no"
>"mind... blown [explosion noises]"
>starting sentences with "so, like..."
>valley girl speak
fucking normalfags
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>>36772396
when people actually say O M G
it annoys me greatly
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>>36772396
Hans get ze flamenweffer
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>someone posts a porn image
>"i need the source of this..... uhh for science!"
If you fucking do this shit you need to be kicked in the head
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How did you feel when you realized that fascism was the only political ideology in history to ever empower robots?
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>>36772337
love to die a pathetic death in the frozen outskirts of Stalingrad
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>>36772361
better than dying from NEET related illnesses
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>>36772337
>empowering robots
A terrible fucking idea.
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This board is nothing but a psyop, guys. You're all being recorded so your posts may be used against you at a future time. Run.
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>>36772116
>implying that internet isnt massive successor of MKUltra
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Who the fuck has time to look through billions of posts? Show the government agency that has so many man hours to spare.
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>>36772116
>being so new that this just occurred to you
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If you were to apply for a job having been fired from your last one, can the employer you're applying for look that information up and discriminate against you using that as a basis?
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how old are you and how important of a position is it
when i was 16 i got fired from a grocery store cause i was pissed off that i was the only person who had to do the closing shift and i ended up stealing some shit, got a job at a local restaurant as a busboy instead, they never questioned anything
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>>36772106
Pretty much, they will ask for a reference, and your last job. And will need your p45 I believe? (Britbong)
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Ive had a few jobs and none of them even checked my references at all
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How many friends do you have r9k?
>tfw 0 friends
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Three great friends and a BFF, I've known them all for 10+ years except for one.
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>>36772033
like 30 but i never tak to them except for 1 robot
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>>36772033
1 but I don't even see them or want to talk to them
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hate you people who:
studies
have kissed, hugged, sexed
have an eduction
have friends
work
have gf/bf
good relations with parents/siblings/relatives
have it easy when speaking to people
have never been depressed, anxiety, social anxiety and daily thoughts of suicide since your teens
can go outside without feeling like shit
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>>36772026
Only of those i have is being able to go outside
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>>36772026
>has education
Why
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>>36772026
Get over it you original faggot, I hate you people who sit and do literally nothing but somehow expect others to give a shit about your opinions one way or another
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>gained 80lbs in my four years of college
What the fuck do I do now? Being fat is the worst hell of them all, because it's all my fault. At least with drug addictions and weird anime shit, people can't tell it just by looking at you. I feel like a fucking slug moving through the world.
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>>36772024
That's what sitting around will do to you mate
Now that you have your "dream" job of sitting on a computer in an office all day you'll probably gain 200 pounds in your career
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>>36772068
>implying I'll be able to get a job
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>>36772024
Well, lose weight, what else?
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my gf kisses me after she gives me blowjobs
does this make me gay
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>my gf
Get off r9k normie
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>>36771992
no that makes u busexual anon
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>>36771992
my gf kisses me after she gives Chad blowjobs
what does this make me?
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How do you personally rate the early 2000s, robots? Pic related, it's a LAN party from October 2002.
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>>36771984
I remember that shit. Having to knock on doors. Showing up. People drinking with computers all in one room and you had to use the corded phone on the wall. Funny times.
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Bit crappy but, miss the days of meeting up to game. Had game shop with dozen or so pc and all consoles. Everyone hang out there and game all night. Sucks it's gone.
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quake half life later cs 1.6 also i remember there is a beta version of cs that you have the exactly same movement of quake. Really fun times with that fast gameplay.
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>go to flat party
>Wait while everyone is drunk
>Unplug fridge and freezer
>Leave
Who's /devilish/ today anons?
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>>36771945
OPEN THE FUCKING PEPE BOOSTER PACK !!!
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#Pepe 18972
1/11
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>post Pepe booster pack
>Refuse to open it.
>Garunteed replies lads
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help me robots, I know you will understand
I'm in love with Amy Rose, she's not a real person though and I can never make her my wife. I am so inlove with Amy I pretend that I am her in second life and try and get people to fuck me to satisfy something deep down I can't explain. I know this isn't healthy - what would you do?
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make me your dirty little bitch, feed me
I can't help it I just want attention and sonic is never around
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please, don't look!
I can't stop doing this
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I'll do anything you tell me, I took my skirt off. Now what? :3
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IT'S NOT JUST US
IT'S NOT JUST US
NORMIES ARE STARTING TO END UP DESPERATELY ALONE
I honestly kinda dont care. I love seeing women and chad bring down society.
I'm glad normies can feel our pain as well.
Cheers robots
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>>36771926
If this means more normies are gonna come here I'm fuckin donezo fampai
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For normies, being single just means only having casual sex.
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normies being single just means they're on tinder more
we'll never have a worldwide beta uprising led by NEETINTERN sadly
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I'm going to go over to a guy's house and give him a blowjob for practice. I'm a virgin that wants to stay a technical virgn. Does this sound silly?
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doing any form of sexual act makes you not a virgin you tard
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>>36771900
Not according to people that I have talked to.
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Bump
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original
omg
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Other fucking women's unwanted pregnancies are not special to you just because they exist.
You don't even personally know about 99.9% of the unwanted pregnancies that have been aborted.
You wouldn't have personally known about 99.9% of them if they had been wanted.
You damned sure wouldn't have personally provided 99.9% of them (over 500k unwanted pregnancies happen a year in the US alone) the healthcare, education, food, shelter or parenting for 18 years to enable them to have the current quality of life YOU have.
The ones that ARE born unwanted are STILL in the craptacular foster care system NOT living the quality of life YOU are!
Not that ANY of that gives you the right to force other women to remain pregnant against their wills - you don't fucking own other women, they are not your fucking slaves to breed for your own desires.
If ALL fucking women never wanted to breed again, then you will just have to deal with the fact that humanity will die out because even THAT will never give you the right to harvest a pregnant woman against her will.
I am so sick of you fucking slaver wanna-be's that think you all have the authority to decide if another woman's fertilized egg MUST remain alive or not while it's still inside her own fucking body.
I hope another US Civil War wipes all of your kind out, just like it wiped out all those that wanted to continue to enslave black folks.
People like you's right to life should be forfeit along with any woman's unwanted pregnancy the moment you EVER try to enslave pregnant women for your own desires, you fucking globs of primordial goo!
Sorry, not sorry.
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Pay for your own shit, otherwise fuck off.
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>Other fucking women's unwanted pregnancies are not special to you just because they exist
Exactly, so why the flying fuck should I pay for them, dipshit? Please promptly kill yourself. Retard. Holy christ.
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>>36771873
Don't care if they kill their babies, but they should at the very least be locked up for doing it. Only thing that bothers me about females who kill their babies are that most of them pretend to have morals which is so hypocritical it is laughable