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My cum is white, but will you still post a pic? of your lewd parts

fuck up you little slut

>tfw no smooth twink boy to suck on my dick and let me slam his boipussy

Metal is for ugly old guys and greasy, skinny, long haired young creeps

>>38901842
Even in europe?

they dislike what they fear
they fear what they don't understand
they don't understand masculinity

>>38901767
Black belt for sucking penis and or for showing that you are a sub in bdsm scenes.

>reads/watches 50 shades of grey once

They signify sexually submissive people who want to get really rough dicking usually goes hand in hand with age/dad play. Sorry OP your little sister a thot and your brother is gay

Source : been in the kink scene for 15 years

>>38901767
idk but it sure is cute and i wish i could have a gf who uses it

Inb4 500 replies.

Just accept it already. A girl can find a nice and friendly guy everywhere. Even here. Fembots dont exist.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dCfvy5fRvi

To Asia.

And you laughed while it happened.

>A few of my friends
What's it got to do with you, what robots drink?

>>38901737
Nothing wrong with white Russians at all.
I'd suggest cocktails in general, expensive but so tasty, you can rarely ever taste any of the alcohol in them... my personal favourite is Long Island iced tea because it's really strong and tastes amazing.

>>38901737
shot of whiskey on ice

>>38901674
>tfw I got the worldline where 2D isn't real

>>38901674
I was thinking the other day that I haven't seen S;G in ages so I rewatched it and it was much shitter than I remember it.

>>38902428
it's a pretty good series, but honestly, it feels hideously overrated (not so much on 4chan, but pretty much everyone else)

>#4 on myanimelist
>meanwhile, tatami galaxy is #54
>welcome to the NHK is #161
>NGE is #225

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>4'11.5"
Holy fucking ouch, I feel sorry for the little guy.

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>even turbomanlets can get laid but I still can't

Why are tall girls more accepting of short guys?

>>38901603
>unzips

"You gotta earn it first, slut."

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>>38901796
>one hundred dollar blowjob

>>38901845

Is a bargain. Escorts charge twice as much, use a rubber, and are fat

>This fuck up hurts me more than him
>I still think he hates me
>Start crying(wtf I know)
>He gives me the same look girls I hit on give me
>He says I'm fine, he was just taking a piss out of me
>Informs me The Man Who Sold the World is originally a Bowie song
>After she's done playing that song she starts on Space Oddity
>Joe provides the back up vocals
>M's Singing voice has me STIFF
>she goes on
>still stiff
>I need to go home
>awkwardly waddle out
>Joe tells me to stay safe and to always watch my back
>god he's cool
>Go home, fap like a MF
>go to sleep thinking of M
>tomorrow's Sunday, Bar is closed
>I wake up
>Day off
>vidya all day
>get bored
>decide to walk at night
>and this where shit happens

cont.

>Walking late at night
>Moons out
>there's a little walkway by the beach
>decide that would be cool
>then I see it
>M's ass
>10/10
>heart shaped
>as the black man would say "Thick"
>she's with a guy
>call him a beta to myself
>Decide to be an alpha
>Want to be like a coolguy on tv
>I walk up
>"Sup woman"
>try to leer at her
>Slap her ass
>She screams
>Manlet she's with punches me in the jaw
>I stand there scared
>piss myself
>Manlet decides to follow it up with a body shot
>think Dio vs Kakyoin in JoJo
>I puke a little
>hear a familiar voice say
>"So you think you're a tough guy trying to rape my wife huh?"
>voice says they are going to "End me"
>voice uses phrases such as "Return to the creator"
>punching me the whole time
>my nose is broken, I'm missing a tooth
>I open my eyes
>It's fucking Joe

cont.

>I push him away and run
>get in my car and return home
>sit in my yard and smoke
>whythefuckdididothat.gif
>see a nice, black mercedes with silver rims come by
>they park at a house near by
>a woman gets out, goes inside
>man comes out
>OH FUCK
>JOE'S MY NEIGHBOR
>He sees me
>"Come here ya little Mooli" (don't know what means either)
>I start crying and fall down near my fence
>He comes around and knees me in the face
>He tells me if he sees me anywhere near his Bar or home I'll the ability to walk
>If I rape his wife, I better hope the cops find me before he does
>I'm just sitting there, crying, covered in blood and vomit
>I crawl out onto the sidewalk and say
>"hahah yeah right you guinea bitch"
>WrongMove.Webm
>Joe returns
>Curb stomps the FUCK out of me
>Says atleast I had enough self respect to stand up for myself
>He calls an emergency dentist because he's not a complete cunt
>Yeah right
>he says the threats still stand however
>Too hurt to say Thankyou
>too scared to say sorry

Cont.

>>38901545
Yeah man, keep going. I really enjoyed it.

Everyone here has seen it and is crazy about it for some reason, I was crazy about it when I was 15, It kinda sucks now that I'm 23

I was a 22 year old college drop out hikkikomori who hated going outside for awhile, being a neet sucks

Anyways finish it, it's one of those animes everyone on 4chan has to watch, it's been memedto hell, it's apart of 4chan, seriously.

>>38901545
It's something special for all the robots out there. Watch it all the way through and be prepared for some feels

>>38901479
Only if you want to kys

This post made me realise I should brush my teeth more often so I don't end up like that. Thanks anon.

>>38901479
NOrigano

>>38901451
>How long does it take to get good at drawing?
10+ years
should have started when you were 12

>>38901585
a lot of people "started at 12" or whatever but they didn't do it all the time, they only dabbled in it on and off.
from what I've seen online you can produce decent work in 3-4 years, it's not like I never drew anything before

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>>38901451
I recommend that you take copious amounts of time out of your days, and dedicate them to drawing; you should start with using other artists' works as reference, and drawing from observation (your hand, people, scenery, etc.) It'll take some time before you develope your own distinct art style, maybe are year or two, it depends on how much time you dedicate to practice. As for the drawing pad, I can't recommend one, as I prefer drawing analog.
Best of wishes in your endeavors artfag.

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>>38901438
I won an auction on eBay. Been bidding for a month now, but every time some faggot outbids me 10 seconds before it ends.

>>38901438
another wasted saturday so here i stay, but nothing seems to ever change anyways.

>>38901438
Welcome to robot life.

>>38901432
Why the fuck you posting that shot on here? Want a pat on the back? Well good for you finally taking some initiative anon

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cool anon, have somethin to jerk off to

>>38901432
Ok well I don't want you too but I can't stop you.

That single mother is using you. Why the he'll did you let her take your stuff? Your not going to get your stuff back.

>>38901420
Beat that kid into some sense and stop being a beta bitch about an annoying child.

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>>38901420
>be OP
>can't stop a child from smashing his stuff

whelp, this is one of those times where your weakwill has already delivered you the punishment you deserve, so you don't need any admonishment from me.