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Robs,

I need a ring for my pointer finger to go with a gold and ruby pinky ring that belonged to my great uncle.

Something in the $500 to $1000 range.

I wear a suit to work everyday. I can't go too outlandish.

What's my next move?
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>>38480355
Jewelry is for women, faggot.
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Watches and also wedding bands if applicable are the only acceptable jewelry for men.

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Post your omegle stories of trying to learn how to talk to people robots

>even r9k robots think im an autist

Will I ever be able to talk to humans IRL guys?
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daily reminder

if you are above 6 feet you cant post here because you are a not robot

t. 5'6 manlet tired of those ugly and skinny lanklets with qt girlfriends
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>>38480319
I'm 6' 4" try and stop me from posting, short stack
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>>38480319
fuck off manlet i'll post here

>tfw 6"2 with a 5 inch dicklet
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>>38480341
>>38480356
>I can't kill you with a handgun
look at those lanklets kek

you cant run, you cant jump, you cant do anything

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May I inquire the name of Indian Chad?
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probably some englisch name
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>>38480260
He's just Chad. The only Indian Chads are the ones descended from from the highest Aryan casts. The typical shitskin Indians have no Chads.
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>>38480260
Street Shit Pajeet

3x the rhymes

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Stupid shit Liberals ,and RINOs say that make you automatically win the argument
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White privilege is one
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>>38480243
>caring about internet arguments

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Enjoy the feels. She won't call you bad names or the cops.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmXLsXj6JpE
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what sort of person would make these videos, knowing that the only people who'd watch them are autist untermensch. I cant even begin to understand why they exist.

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>24
>no car
>no degree
>no real skills
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YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING!
YOU'LL SEE THAT MY MIND IS TOO FAST FOR YOUR EYES!
YOUR DONE IN;
BY THE TIME IT'S HIT YOU, YOUR LAST SURPRISE!
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YOU WON'T GET
OUT MA-NEUVERED
AGAIN AND AGAIN
MY FRIEEEEEND

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there were a thread with this picture just a few hours ago
do you recognize the pic?
can you recall the text?
call 999-312-642 its omg-ikn-owit for you,
or drop your answer here!
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Where do I go to find a gf and friends? I have money now, I quit my job, opened a FB account. Now I need to open myself to the world, where do I start?
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>>38479955
If you are low in social skills, you just have to get lucky and find a rare person that is willing to tolerate you long enough to develop some.
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>>38479955
gfs are overrated, get a job again and fuck hookers.
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>>38480009
I converse fine with small shop owners and working people and coworkers but I was avoidant of forming friendships since HS because of family and psych. issues I guess.

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>tfw you want to suck a statues toes
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Don't do it anon, save your self respect, don't suck toes you toe fag
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>>38479941
bernini was a badass. You would think that Italian blood would mean that I got even a drop of what he had. Nope. Everything I make comes out looking like CWC tier autism.

>have a qt314 gf who hates being outside
>basically her only friend
>makes me happy
>supports me for over 2 years
>become crazy sometimes which makes me leave her
>go with one of my female friends
>she is lesvian but I try to be with her anyways
>she is uncertain
>ex gf proceed to go on a depressive rampage on twitter which makes lesvo friend doubt being with me
>now alone
What do r9k?
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>>38479814
>What do r9k?
Don't ask this kind of questions in a board known for being mostly virgin beta-males
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>>38479814
It's quite simple, Norman. Kill yourself.

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>That kud who can't find a open toilet so he goes to the other end of the school and pisses in the bushess
>Of course me
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>you may have unknowingly replied to a transgender person
>you might've gotten (You)'s from a transgender person
>you may have unknowingly had a conversation with one here
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>>38479707
I had a male(female) coworker last summer. He was cool, idk what the big deal is
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>>38479707
>giving that much of a shit
if you can't tell it doesn't matter. obviously they weren't in your face about it. the only time people are obligated to mention that stuff is if you're about to fuck them.

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>neighborhood nigger syndicate stole my package again
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>>38479592
>living near niggers
You brought it on yourself
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Use amazon locker or get a PO box. Wow so difficult.

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