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>>34115965
https://youtu.be/YnwsMEabmSo

>>34115965
Similar situation here.

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>me
>literal autism
>lonely, no friends
>very bad social skills
>somehow make friends
>make mistakes in front of them all the time and they all laugh
>halfheartedly smile every time they make fun of me
>feels like I'm apart of the group
>feels good to make people have a good time at my expense
>now they make fun of me even when I don't do anything
>get a little depressed but still happy they're having a good time
>continue this for a while until they stop talking to me or I lose interest in them as friends
>repeat with new people

I've been doing this ever since I was a little kid, anyone else like this?

>>34115963
I don't have any sympathy for him at all. He should know all women are whores and if they tell you they're pregnant you should deny it until she proves it's yours

>>34115963
We need an Aushwitz for women and white knights

>>34116062
>st rodge's dream will never be a reality

>>34115913
It's only endearing if you're chad
She'll scream rape that a ewwie grody nasty non-chad like you asked

>>34115913
Are you that guy who wanted to make actual cheeses out of girls' feet bacterium?

I don't know how but you footfags manage to be even more annoying than fartfags and scatfags.
>c-c-can I worship your feet m'lady?

>>34115855
Well yeah that pain is normal
All grills experience it

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>>34115855
>taking body altering hormones that can severely fuck up your life and put you perpetual limbo between male and female all because you saw some guys in skirts on the internet

>>34116090
This
The thread is clearly a bait

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qshazqhd

>>34115735
the term "selfie" had not been invented yet

>>34115735
No, cellphones were barely a thing when I was 12 you little shit.

>>>/b/
Back to your daycare center, junior.

Pic related is not necessarily genetically inferior. He is just dumb and doesn't realize he has a rapist face. Get a haircut or style it different and get clothes your size and you'll look normal and approachable.

>>34115742
>get a haircut and he'll look normal and approachable
>that

look at his fucking face, you cant fix that

>>34115742
>dumb
He had average intelligence and above average academic skills.

>>34115619
I think you're just mad because you can't grow a beard. Fucking low t cuck.

>>34115619
yeah a beard is one of the central parts of cuckface/numale fashion

beards are okay if you aren't super young and can grow them fully/groom them well

it's cringy when you see a guy in his 20s trying to be rasputin

>>34115609
Not at all senpai. Infact being a virgin means you lack a type of intelligence.

>>34115609
Of course not. Why would either of those things make you more intelligent?

>>34115609
God look at all that fucking makeup, it's so fucking thick that her nose is shining. Imagine the thick slime that you would get on your hand if you touched her.

>>34115599
First world people are the only people.

I'm impressed you found 4chan. Try not to post again.

>>34115599
Yeah, protip: third worlders aren't really human. Sucks to be you lol.

>>34115638
>>34115658

t. turbonormies

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>>34115528
Reddit is so much better for helping people with depression and just being good for society in general, good for them trying to combat that shit. It's horrible being lonely and depressed and I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

You already posted this.
Are you trying to beat the Remilia spamming autist?

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>>34115550
>Reddit is so much better for helping people with depression
Because they all have witnessed the horrors of receiving a downvote

Is it even possible for /r9k/ to be robot when the board lacks this feature?

>>34115503
super rich, but just a tad bit under bill gates because at that point you become something other than human

realistically, there is no ceiling; women just want you to be richer and richer or they will leave you for an even richer chad

>>34115503

To fuck/impregnate them, they don't care. To raise their children and provide for them, anything in the top 3% of income is viewed as acceptable.

>>34115521
>women just want you to be richer and richer or they will leave you for an even richer chad

How can women tell who is richer? At that point it's hard to estimate your net worth. Especially for women who can barely estimate height or cock dimensions.

Been on no fap for 1 month now, it should help guys, right? But it makes me even more frustrated.

>>34115527
How is your relationship with your mother??
How your were parents?
I think answer lies here. If you hate your mother you hate all the girls.

I love my mother.
But yea she made girls taboo for me.

I remember when i was 14 or 15 and we were watching tv. There was couple kissing, and my mother said turnt your head, don't look at it. (and it is just 1 example)

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>>34115480
Don't we all?

You aren't alone in that desire op.

>>34115480
Are you a girl? A fuccboi? A troll? Or another fag wanting attention?

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>>34115630
THEN WE SHOULD HUUUG! <3
>>34115655
I'M KYOKO! ALNLSDNDASL

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>you will never be young again
>you wasted your youth on a cantonese image board

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>tfw there's no second chance

I did and it doesn't really come to mind much (now 6+ years after the fact). I think back on it sometimes, and it's nice, but all I can think about is how I had oily skin at the time and when my face would touch hers I would be aware of it (though she didn't seem to mind/notice - and I eventually broke up with her, actually) and it ruined all the memories. In particular, I am always disgusted when I remember the first time I had sex, because the thought of a beautiful girl having sex with an oily, acne'd teenage moron (even it was *me*) is nauseating. I only see the sex from a third person perspective and it ruined everything.

>>34115441
Pussy first, then work your way to the feet, worship them for a brief period (just long enough to communicate that you like feet) then go back to the pussy.

>>34115441
kissing her, then her neck, then breasts, then stomach, then inner thighs, then pussy

no feet

>>34115588
>no feet
but that's sad