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>>35567327
Autistic canadian values I don't want to fight for. Might join the french expeditionary corp tho

I am in my late twenties, physically and mentally ill.

I want to prove to people that I wasn't the retard that I gave the impression at school I was.

So I'm trying to create something/go into entrepreneurship.

They'll see me joining the military as a last resort for not being good for anything.

>>35567309
She's Jewish (((white)))

Scarlett Johansson isn't white, though. She's Jewish. You will find a majority of the actors in your favorite movies and series are at least partly Jewish, despite them being only 2% of the US population.

>inb4 /pol/

Not saying jewish overrepresentation is bad or good, just naming a fact. If you're worried about ethnicities being underrepresented you have to correctly identify the problem, which is nepotism more than racism.

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>Major is an asian character
when will this meme stop? She doesn't look asian what so fucking ever. I'm sorry if japs try to make their characters jappy but end up being white.

Born to kill not to love

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>>35567330
The only thing I kill are dust bunnies. I'm a technician on a ship.

>>35567419
Damn, in that case I don't think there's anything wrong with you. Literally what kind of pussy gets scared/nervous when they are deployed on a warship, and not even in a combat role? lol no offense of course

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>>35567296

>Genetically superior
>IQ average of 78
>Entire existence and history is getting handouts from whites and being carried on the backs of all other races on planet Earth
>Looking like a shit coloured chimpanzee

Admit it, you are a nigger

>>35567318
/thread

do not mute

>Americans selectively breed their slaves for generations for fitness and robustness
>Surprised when they end up getting cucked by black men

>>35567230
I can't ever focus on my homework. I can't have normal conversations with people I always manage to fuck up the convo. I use to be the cool guy in hs now I feel neutered in college.

I've been to a psychiatrisch a few times because I was so suicidal I was worried I'd actually do something, I didn't trust myself that much anymore. (I wan't to live, not die)

But he keeps saying there is basicly nothing wrong with me. Although I have some social issues from isolating myself so much.

It really hurts. I wish he would just label me and I could accept that as an excuse for why I am such a fucking failure. But no it all bounces back to me, I'm a weak faggot and sadly self aware enough to notice it and hate myself for it.

Nothing I do seems to satisfy me.

>>35567283

Did anything happen?

orginreoignerw

Say you were anxious the first time and it affected your result. Say you want to try again.

>>35567178
>so autistic that you fuck up the autism test
you're off the charts man

Why would you do this in the first place? That's fucking stupid m8.

>>35567160

Nice looking watch. Tasteful.

>>35567160
so class is wasting money on a watch when you have a phone? thank god im not classy.

>>35567160
I have the white face mvmnt, it actually broke recently

>>35567152
Don't bother, brobot. The experience will only make you feel worse.

>>35567324
I feel like I've heard this response before desu

If youre really good friends, go and try and have a good time.

>>35567103
Why? Why can't she believe it?

>>35567232

Cuz he's probably 18.

>>35567232

Because I'm in my mid 20's, not "cool" according to her (I don't have a 'real job' and I have no college education) , and her mom is like in her mid 30's.

>>35567080
>feels and things
I bet you guys are the fithiest normies scum on the internet.

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>>35567080
>Handholding is lewd
>Having your whole body licked clean is not
rly makes u think.

>>35567167
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. It's not "normies", it's "normalfags". You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>35567019
I'd rather jerk off to tranny porn than cuckold porn. You literally emasculate yourself for pleasure; what's stopping that from devolving to sissy/feminization porn? Also fuck niggers

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>>35567072

>what's stopping that from devolving to sissy/feminization porn?

Absolutely nothing. Pic is OP in 2 years.

>>35567072
>I'd rather be a literal faggot than emasculate myself with pleasure

Kill yourself either way you retarded sack of shit.

Obviously. That's called the human condition you twat

>>35566995
Wew, would you look at this - some self-awareness. Step 2 is to realize that you are just a lazy fucktard with a low tolerance for discomfort and a meme-tier fear of failure. Don't worry, babby grows up too, eventually. Just give it some time. Some people's teen angst lasts way into their 20s.

>>35567087
If this didn't get through, I know that I am lazy and that i hate discomfort. But I don't see things changing. Then again I just wanted to write this down. Helps me collect my thoughts.

>>35567018
Thanks for the input

>>35566994
dominos?

if so, you can ask them to change it to bbq or something else

that "garlic" dip is just another part of the pro-mayonnaise racket run by the egg lobby

>>35567010
don't you have to pay 50p for a bbq dip?

People tend to do that, especially when in a hurry.

It's counter-intuitive most of the time.

Driving is a sign of low intelligence. I will never get a car because I'd have to share the roads with subhumans who are willingly to risk the lives of themselves and others to save a few seconds, drive twice the legal limit just to impress on others or are intoxicated. No, fuck that.

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>>35566971
>tfw to intelligent to function in modern society

/pol/ is to blame 2bh
What's the point of having a containment board that doesn't contain anything
I agree with them politically but things are turning to shit

Also nice trips

What about "autist"? Isn't it popular?

>>35566888 oh extremely.
Like any colloquialism it loses its meaning over use and time. It's time for the cuck word to die off now