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Let's have a women love thread. To counter all the negativity toward women on here let's list our favorite things about women, our wonderful partners who add so much joy to our lives if we give them the chance. No feminists allowed tho because this thread assumes men and women are different.

- They won't terminate friendships over a bad argument.

Women, in general, are more willing to remain friends with someone even after a particularly intense argument. They aren't nearly as prone to "cutting people out" as men are.

- Many are very warm, nurturing and "make you feel at home."

Not all of them though. But the very strongest women can create a compelling feeling of being welcome and "at home" when you're with them.

- They're good conversationalists.

This is probably my favorite thing about women. They love to talk, and they'll talk to you about anything, and if you're talking about something emotionally laden they'll generally empathize and vibe with you. Men will often be inappropriately callous in serious emotional conversations, and sometimes will act like you're wasting their time by talking to them at all.

- If you don't like them you don't have to deal with them.

Here's one benefit of women that every man should appreciate: generally, the worst they'll do is leave you alone. If you really hate them, just act like they're not there and they won't come chasing you.

- They're usually more polite than men in casual relations.

In most casual exchanges women are far kinder, more polite and considerate than men. This is far less the case with relationships that have a degree of intimacy but that's a topic for another day.

- They're nicer to men than men are.

At least as long as they're not feminist. When was the last time you had a woman call you "faggot, " "sissy," "tool," "queer" etc. Women are generally very nice to men unless you're pursuing unwanted sexual relations with them.

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I had an acquaintance, some IT techie guy, early in this decade , who told me to put money into Bitcoins. I was like dude, that sounds like a scam or some shit, what would people need that for.

This was slightly before the whole weird hacking thing in Japan i think it was, and when that happened i felt all vindicated, like "HA man you got ripped off, that shit was a scam."

HA HA HA FUCK MY LIFE. now i sit around scraping pennies, looking for ways to sneak my foot in the door to some poor person version of day trading.


ah well, NEET Fo LIFE

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>oh herro der
>i chee you notice you girl in my arms
>see better wit me
>you willy bing much dishonor to you clan
>she do kabuki shadow puppet all nite wrong
>well got to go now, waifu has dog in oven

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Guys, why don't you work for Pepsi? It's literally a great career for a great company

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I thought I was a normie but I sperged out
>Be me
> Walking to bus stop after work bc poor fag
>Two pswudo Stacey's ask if I wanna smoke
>Say yes
>Que the most awkward 30 minutes of my life
>Have to wait a while for next bus
>Unexpected hight and FULL of autism
>See sandnigger on looking at me
>Terrorism.gif
>The fucker follows me home
>Fast walk in 99 degree weather's and throw up
>Make it home but bones are rattled
>No more extroverted degeneracy

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I accidentally slappes my classmate's (girl) ass today.

Jesus christ I was so ashamed when she looked at me disappointed and said "I never expect this from you, anon"

I don't wish this for any of you. I explained later and she understood, but damn this feels horrible

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>tfw probably gonna spend life in prison because I thought age of consent meant the age that's legal to rape
This is fucking bullshit. Why wasn't I taught this in school?

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Should every white person watch Eminem's Mockingbird?

When you watch this video, you get an instinctive urge to procreate and start a family and have precious children of your own:

https://youtu.be/S9bCLPwzSC0

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>tfw the only contacts on your phone are your mom, your psychologist, and your psychiatrist

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What's with the influx of incest threads on /r9k/?

There's always that one tripfag make-believe thread rolling, but in the last hour I've seen 3+ other incest-related threads, all with several replies. What's causing the sudden interest in boning your sister/mom? I mean, yeah, incest is pretty common on /r9k/ but not like this.

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Quick reminder that it's illegal to DNA test your kids in France. You are LITERALLY - NOT A JOKE - REQUIRED BY LAW TO RAISE MAHMOUD'S KID

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I know everything was pointless and rigged from the start. But knowing I am truly going to die I wonder, was this all I was? Can't I even choose to die my way? Isn't that the wonder of suicide in the first place? Choosing how you are going to go?

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>GRANDPA IS OVER
>DAD KEEPS ASKING ME TO COME DOWN STAIRS AND SEE HIM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FUCKING NORMIES AND LET ME PLAY MY VIDEO GAMES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>college age or younger
>white
>male
>1st world country
>no physical deformities
>very minor mental illness if any
>born just in time for internet age
All of this and you still think you can't amount to shit

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THE ONLY SUPERIOR RACES ARE WHITES, BIRACIALS OF WHITES, BLACKS OR EAST ASIANS, AND EAST ASIANS. Prove me wrong.