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25. M. NYC.
Paralegal.
Okay, but kinda boring.
Lawyer. Going to law school on full ride this fall and smart enough, so yes, I know it's possible.

>25/m/CT
>solar stuff
>it isn't
>dream to be independently wealthy neet. Isn't working out so far

I have a question for those of you who work:
how would you feel if /r9k/ livestreamed a suicide but you missed it because you had to work?

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>tfw no hibernal gf

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>>37963963
>tfw too skinnyfat for any qt

>>37963963
Just date girls like a normal person.

>>37963957
He's paying her

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Get out of here, normie

>muted for 32 seconds, not original

>>37963957
dubs say she's cheating on him

>>37963942
I'm 100% straight but I really like having shaved legs, they're so soft and nice to touch.

>>37964332
Agreed, I wish there wasn't this gay stigma that comes with it. I just find it a lot more comfortable

>>37963942
>hairier than an Italian porn producer
>hate being so hairy
>too much work to shave my entire body every day
I wish there was an easy way.

Ooooooooo how's the night life

>>37964010
Theres three bars, although i havent been to them because everything here is so expensive. Also there isnt much of a night because it doesnt get very dark in the summer

>>37964075

Sounds cool and sounds bad

>>37963929
905 reporting in. How ya doing, OP?

>>37963929
We are here, believe it or not
>>37964329
905 as well

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Canada has no identity. Earth's wallflower.

>>37963922
No offense but that sounds cringy and awkward as fuck why don't you just get completely new friends?

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>>37964094
because i don't know how to make them anon

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>>37964203
i know how you feel op but dont use fat wojacks in posts where you dont mention to be fat

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that picture makes me cringe
>autism shoes
>black lives matter
>fat 30 year cuck looking faggot
> and of course the faggot pink skirt
just kill me already

>dad shoes
>woman's glasses
>black lives matter shirt
>tights
>pink skirt
>balding
>fat
>probably a manlet
The LGBTQRSLMNOP exist was a mistale

>>37963866
wow, beautiful woman :^)

impregnation with mating press

>>37963863
>you're fucking your loved one
>you've been through so much together
>you guys finally want a family
>you spray your seed into her claiming her yours
Is there anything more manly than this?

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loli impregnation :^)

Just continue to masturbate to roasties, I don't see the problem as long as you don't start orbiting one.

Also, its better than liking traps.

>>37963794
holy shit what is wrong with that girl

she looks photoshopped, nigga looks like a cartoon character senpai

looks like an IRL shadman drawing

>>37963794
>pics
post them, who this btw?

>>37963730

Just like in real life, I prefer turning straight threads gay ;)

Why are gay parades so deviant? I don't really think a man sucking off a woman with a strap on in the middle of the street is really helping the country's perception of you.

>>37963761
>Why are gay parades so deviant?

Why are you such a retard? Have you not seen what happens at Mardi Gras parades or concerts/music festivals. It's a fucking orgy all the same.

>>37963700

and it will only get worse

if you have no education at least or anything to do with your life

>>37963700
Kek. There is no cheat code for training/developing social skills.
t. A /k/ommando who's dad forced him to join sports in middle school throughout high school because of vidya addiction/shut in, and changed my life for the better.

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>>37963700
sorry m8 but it only get worse from here

I do this daily so not very

VERY . FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING REDDIT FAG I FUCKING HAT EYOU

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>>37963688
are you even trying???????

This fucking robot I swear to god I just want to shitpost

>>37963667
Take pics of her tits and ass.

who cares as long as she's a cutey, pick her up at her place, walk her to your car, lock arms when walking. What are you going to do on a date?

>>37963667
>blind chick
>clearly desperate for cock
>can't take her too many places because blind
>lots of netflix and chill nights
>easy to fug

Go for it. A long term relationship is probably not what you want, but she'll make a good cum dumpster until you get a better girl

>>37963654
>watch gf burn
>try to save her
>she doesnt want help
>dont help her
>not my gf anymore

women, eh

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Allison I'm lost

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>>37964259
You say love and it sounds so sweet.