>Dad is Jehovah's Witness
>He forbids Christmas
>20 years old right now
>Listening to Christmas music RIGHT NOW
>When I have kids, we're going to set-up Christmas lights and drink egg-nog
Fuck you, dad.
>Betraying the traditions your parents raised you in
Entitled shitkid. Careful not to cut yourself on your own edge.
helo butiful how r u show bobs and vagana pic pls
>Girl finally likes me
>Its a chubby German with a heavy accent.
What are some penis deal breakers?
My girlfriend of 4 months went to a club and left me for some guy? She went out in Huston for her bday, I stayed home because I'm not 21 yet and she met some guy in one of the clubs and never came back to me.
I tried calling her and she didn't answer and in the morning I got a call from her phone but it wasn't her, it some guy that said something stupid like "ay got your girl makin them cheese eggs up right now you can have her when I go back to my city" then he laughed and hung up.
I tried calling her after that and it kept going to voicemail like her phone was off. I nessaged her mom on Facebook and her mom said she said she's out of town and doesn't want to talk to me. I didn't hear her until 3 days later at like 2am my gf called me from a number I didn't recognize and she was clearly drunk and said "you aren't acting right, I fly with the plane gang. I like to keep them sparklers coming, my baby just blew 59 racks" and then she going on about "plane gang gang and champagne bottles"
I haven't heard from her since then and that was 2 days ago. What is her fucking problem? I don't even drink, seriously is this what alcohol does to women? Give me one reason besides "muh feels" that it shouldn't be outlawed. I don't even know if I'm single or not anymore. She is just gone and I don't know when she is coming back. I'm going back to UNI soon and I can't study because I'm worried
ITT: comfy habits and activities you engage in
>go to movies
>get into theatre 10 mins before the trailers end
>save my spot by leaving my shit there
>go outside and smoke a few bowls out of sight
>go back in right before the movie starts
>get food afterwards
It's great, it's like going on a date but without an annoying roastie to ruin your time
>read manga or play vidya while sipping on hot coffee
thats my favorite way to start the day, do that for about 2-3 hours before i do anything else
is comfy: browsing this board on a dark summer night.
You don't actually believe this "only Chad gets laid" bullshit right?
Ziz transcended chadhood, he's a miracle of the universe.
>sister just called the police on me
What do I do /r9k/? They'll throw me into the looney bin
I wanna do something different from drinking at my apartment and playing games this year during my traditional 5 day weekend I take on labor day weekend. What would you do robots?
That's already what I traditionally do and with specific games (it's always sims, roller coaster tycoon, and Need For Speed Underground
I like learning about theology, philosophy, psychology and the occult. even tho i'm retarded and know nothing about any of it.
The only game i've enjoyed for the last decade was Wow but i cant play it anymore because I have no gaming pc.
>tfw you would actually prefer a crazy chick
At least a crazy chick would be loyal
Anyone else constantly feeling tired, constant headache and feeling stressed out for no reason?
Like I shouldn't have a worry in the world world but I feel stressed and pissed for no reason.
What surgery does it take to go from left to right?
Hi fellow robot's,
I really like intelligent humour, but my friends don't get it. There wasn't a thread for it, so I thought my fellow robot's would like one. I'll start:
>It's not easy being a self-made man...
>Unless you have an Oedipus Complex and a time machine.
I would really only classify it as 'intellectual' if you are a normie
It's just esoteric humor, no intelligence required except being 'in' on the joke
Also the joke you told you'll end up making your DNA identical to your mothers
what a fucking twat
every 15 y/o learned about oedipus and every 4 y/o knows what a time machine is. and i suppose that in this day and age most 10 y/ods know how a man is made.
delete this thread, you will be cringing about this in no time.
>likes rock music
>hair cut short
>interested in musical theatre
Is she a lesbian?
We highlight our flaws and inability to find a significant other here.
I cannot maintain a relationship due to my poor social skills and lack of spontaneity in humor. I am not outgoing. I do not like people or socializing with more than one person at a time.