Why do you all post here if you know it isn't going to help your situation?
By staying here you are all psychologically damaging yourselves and making it much, much harder to get that gf you've always wanted.
Why not go try to develop yourself as a person instead of posting frogs?
who /who /who /who here/ here/ here/ here?
Whats a modern day advantage that I can take on and most likely die at? Not some gay shit like traveling by backpack and getting fucked by foreigners like roasties but some fun shit like slaying dragons and fighting crime.
Slay (not sexually) roasties.
>Lying in bed trying to get to sleep at night
>Get a brief flash where you fully comprehend your mortality, and that time is progressing, you are growing old and that you will one day cease to exist
>Spring awake, sweating and heart racing.
Does anyone else get this? It is a brief flash of absolute panic.
Yes. I was terrified of mortality so much when I was around 8 even. I'd think about my mortality and the inevitability of death and had nightmares revolving around the idea. I'd wake up screaming in absolute terror. My mom occasionally brings that stuff up and tells me how it was as if I were possessed the way I screamed.
Does anyone else feel like they've developed a resistance against hope?
I feel like any time I get excited or feel happy, I have an instantaneous gut reaction to get angry at myself for daring to hope that things might go well. Like my brain has been conditioned to view hope only as a precursor to pain.
I HAVE A GANG OF TYRONES AFTER ME
>arguing with mom about blm and the related
>tell her that some people wouldn't get shot if they didnt act like retards
>mom immediately takes me to a black neighborhood so that i can "get into touch with my people"
>have my guitar on my back because i carry it everywhere (and i can make a little extra money)
>she says she'll pick me up in a few hours
>walk into an empty basketball court and just jam on my guitar
>tyrones on the adjacent court heckling me
>"look at that white boy over there"
>suddenly see abunch of nigresses and ghetto latinas come to the court to watch their bfs play basketball
>i decide to steal them
>play this http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YQYV3LskqD
> and their panties instantly dampen
> they all climb the fence separating the courts at light speed
>i get a little scared (because virgin and all) and try to run but i trip over my amp cord
>then they all rip my pants into a billion pieces
>i try to fight back but my amazing finger tapping skills enthralled them and turned them into sex crazed fiends
>i am powerless and they all suck my dick
>i look over at tyrone and his squad and my smugness turned to fear as they are fuckin livid
>i start to bolt back to my neighborhood as tyrone calls up all of his homies to beat my ass for cucking the whole hood
>i am currently hiding in a dumpster behind a chinese shop
>i can hear them yelling for "oreo" outside right now!
what do i do guys?
>be me, 25 y.o kissless virgin
>need some sexual gratification but have already wanked 4 times today
>go to omegle
>look for young and naive girls although i've never had any luck before
>find two (drunk) girls after 3 hours
>my voice is trembling and high pitched
>turn off the mycrophone and begin to chat
>belittle them and behave as one of the dominant alpha chad males i had in high school
>tell them i'm first cousin of daniel radcliff and other bullshit
>mfw they eventually show their tits
>surprised them showing my bingobongo although they haven't even asked for it
>jizzing while connected with a random indian guy
Well, my fellow Robots, have you ever had some lucky days on omegle?
I SAW A UGLY ROBOT AT MC DONALDS, HE WAS EATING ALONE, HE WAS UGLY, SHORT AND SEMI BALDING, AND THEN I SAW A LOT OF QT GIRLS IN A TABLE, LIFE IS SO WEIRD HAHA IM SURE THAT GUY IS VIRGIN KISSLESS AND IM SURE THAT THOSE GIRLS HAVE BEEN FUCKED BY 20 CHADS
LIFE IS UNFAIR
>TFW cant remember anything meaningful I've done in years
>tfw got drunk for the first time and threw up all over myself
I've had beer before when I turned 19 (Canadian age limit) but it tastes like poo, so I didn't drink a lot and then I thought all alcohol was bad and I didn't try drinking again for the longest time until yesterday.
This time mommy actually took me to the liqueur store so I got to chose what to get and I got iced tea and root beer with alcohol in them, and they taste a little funny but they were still tasty enough.
This is an actual human being I found on tinder
>be me, 23 years old brazilian
>it's time for my dog to go for a check at the pet shop
>let's just call him bob for now
>decided i'll just walk up to pet shop
>i pick up rubber gloves and some plastic bag, just in case, and get going
>so i get up there, all is good
>on my way back bob just drop a brown one on the sidewalk, so i pick it up and put it in the bag
>start searching for trash can, but its rare af in this city
>two men in a bicycle appear, and the one on the back just yelled and then snapped the bag off my hands, insulting me afterwards
>i just could not move, knowing that they've just stole a bag of dogshit
Hey friends I'm runing away from home (20yo) with no job but some money. I found a decent room to stay in but I will no doubt run out of money soon. Any tips on how to save money and make the most of what I have?
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like nigga just say the fucking word lmao
I'll cut to the chase.
Comfy discord, it's pretty good.
Join if you want.