TFW you're too red pilled for normies
>>35386780
>>35389244
iktfb, the red pill hits hard. It is frustrating to see immeasurable amounts of time, resources and labor being wasted in the pursuit of something that is unattainable. Add to that smug, self-righteous faggots with an astounding lack of self-awareness that proclaim these fruitless endeavors moral good, cover up their failures or just declare them justifications for trying even harder.
>>35389887
This, so much this.Oregano please oreagon gods of originality.
>>35389887
the guy who made that thread is incredibly smug
>mummy refuses to lay my clothes out for me for tomorrow
>start smashing dishes
>tfw 26
>>35389234
>mummy refuses to lay eggs for my breakfast tomorrow
>start smashing dishes
>tfw 26
>>35389256
Mummy can only lay eggs for you if you give her your cummies.
>mummy refuses to take her clothes off for me
>start smashing dishes
>tfw 26
>So are you going to fuck the shit outta me anon, or not?
hnnng I wish I had a fragile alt twink to fuck and love on the low.
>>35389233
twinks are male roasties. there's no way a qt like that would fuck a fugly bastard like me. he only wants gay chad or to get fucked on the dl by bi chad in the gym showers
>>35389306
I wish I WAS a fragile alt twink to be fucked and loved on the low
How do friendless NEETs deal with the constant bouts of anxiety and depression?
>>35389207
Compose masterpieces, create art and literature, practice philosophy, fuck wageslaves wife
I let it consume me like a crashing wave.
Down with the pro-ana.
I've blown countless loads to ellie roe. I love her tits. Fuck, now I have to go fap to her again.
>>35389443
Well-fed women are hot as fuck.
>>35389197
I find women that fat disgusting. I've found that generally the lower the class of a guy, the more likely he is to like fat chicks. Not surprising we have a few chubby chasers since we have a lot of poor white trash retards on this board.
Daily (original) reminder
Sage you fuck
>>35389166
The worst kind of bait.
orighahaha
>>35389166
women have penises?
>that kid that sent every girl his dic-pic and still got a gf
>that girl who gave blowjobs out behind the school hall
>that girl who showed everyone her vajayjay
>>35389731
>that girl who flashed her tits to a teacher during class
I did it robots. I got a job paying $19.25 an hour.
I am extremely proud of myself for not letting autism get the better of me in the interview. Before this, I was a NEET because no college degree and anywhere I could get a job was basically minimum wage.
Just don't reveal your powerlevel at work, I made that mistake and made fun of a tranny client to a co-worker and said "did you see that faggot who came in earlier?", ended up being a SJW cuck who called me sexist, transphobic and said he will 'educate' me. I kept quiet and thankfully moved jobs to a better one, was awkward after that since small office.
i don't care if you have a work can you do this ?
>>35389191
>faggot
in literally no workplace would this be okay
you're an idiot
Stop watching anime
Stop playing video games
Stop masturbating to cartoons
>>35389124
start sitting in the dark doing nothing
>no
>no
>i don't do that but fuck you anyway
>>35389124
Honestly every time I see this bearded faggot I feel the need to do the opposite of what he says.
If your gf says that she's depressed, break up with her immediately because she's getting ready to either a) dump you or b) cheat on you
>>35389116
If you know it's coming, why not just stay and prepare yourself for A / B? If you break up with her, you might be made into the guilty one
>>35389116
Or maybe she's depressed?
Just a crazy thought.
>>35389116
or maybe she's saying dom the fuck out of me daddy and fuck me till i can no longer feel anything but sexual pleasure or i will go to someone tht will
Not sure if you know this, but there is a "board" on this "site" that discusses affairs of a political nature. They have been outed as what's termed a "meme machine??!". The way I remember it is that the frog named Pepe and the Finland dude named Wojack belonged to us.
I know /r9k/ is the nu-/soc/ or the post modern /b/ but if you don't post your OC Pepes, pretty princess points, or wojacks we've basically admitted there's nothing on this board of worth. Even if they are deep dreams you better post em. Your world depends on it.
Let's get something started....
Please help guys! Really we can't let the other board win.
Very rare Pepe arriving here just for you!
>16 years old
>high school gym class
>sitting on bleachers drawing taiwanese childrens cartoons
>other students are playing basketball
>gym teacher is letting students use his computer to play music on youtube over loudspeakers
>this was 2008 so it was pretty much just t-pain and lil wayne
>nobody is looking at the computer and there's only a few minutes left in class so i add my favorite song to the queue
>go back to drawing
>5 minutes later the game stops short
>"what the fuck?"
>stupid stoned me thought it would be hilarious to see everybody playing to wagner's "ride of the valkyries"
>"who the fuck turned this shit on? was it the retarded kid?"
oh boy
>>35389101
I don't get it. Why would they care?
>>35389101
If this actually happened kids would've taken it as a joke.
Even the ugliest bitches were disgusted by me....
Help! I think I've gone too deep. I am seriously considering indulging in my femdom fetish to the tune of going to a femdom dominatrix play party.... I've had several sessions before, but exhibitionism isn't my thing, and there will be other dudes there...
I'm terrified and excited at the idea.
As long as they don't start stepping on your dick with their heels, you'll probably be fine.
Have fun.
>>35389089
>femdom dominatrix play party
What the fuck is that?
Are you saying I could just go somewhere and whale on dudes?
>>35389295
>whale
lmao fatty
A thread about penises is getting more attention than mine
>>35389061
here is some attention schnookums
Theres a lot of faggots on this board , no suprise
>>35389061
our health is important too, memer
>feel like there's nothing in my life other than work
>feel old as all fuck
>start wondering if I screwed up in life
>feel like there's nothing left
>literally only 25 years old
why does this happen?
You still have time to do something else with your life, anon. Maybe you'll feel that you don't have free time but you have to be persistant. Start by thinking what would you like to do.
I feel the same way anon.
Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone.