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during the day
>"i'm so glad i don't have a gf, i can do whatever i want no obligations, live life only for myself, feels great man, women are all whore, i can just fap on my own."
during the night
>hug a pillow, pretend it's a cute gf
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>>36092978
fuckin saaaaaaaaaame anon
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>>36092978
>tfw I ignore the shit out of a girl at college but deep inside I wanna hug her and have a beautiful family with her
Just fuck my shit up. I'm too much of a sperg.
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>>36092978
>not having a stuffed animal
I have a big alligator I've had since I was a kid that I cuddle with
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>what's up anon? Lick them. Chad said you were allowed to, as long as you don't report him when he uses you as a punching ball!
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wtf is a punching ball
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>>36092980
You know what it is anon don't play dumb
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I don't want to lick your disgusting feet desu
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>ate my first eatable 10 min ago
I dont feel anything. Fuck stoners they said weed is the greatest thing.
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>>36092872
>eating weed
Idiot.
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>>36092904
It's literally the only good way to do weed. Smoking is for degenerates.
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>>36092931
>Being this wrong
Never ever.
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>tfw fembot
>just came to a new school
>meet new normie friend on first day
>not a Stacy but probably might as well be
>kinda looks like Ciara but with redish-black hair and crooked teeth
>weirdly hit it off well
>hang out all week
>studying with her today in the computer lab
>she starts joking about how "Quinten Tarantino and Michael Jackson are daddy as fuck" (she's obviously joking)
>blurt out "You know who else is daddy as fuck. Sam Hyde!" without thinking (I actually in a non-joking context think he's hot)
>she asks who he is
>realize what I said and go "Oh, uh, nobody" (It might be worth noting I said the same thing after I bragged about how WT Snacks replied to me on that one thread from Sunday, at least I think it was sunday, two days ago, when she asked who he was too)
>"No really, femanon! Who is he?"
>"Uh. He's this comedian. He has this show on Adult Swim and this youtube channel and stuff..."
>she starts googling him
>turn off her screen because 1. I don't want her to know about 4chan 2. I don't want her normie friends to know about 4chan.
>She keeps on turning it back on
>Keep on turning it back off
>She eventually finds him on google images and screams "Oh my god! Daddy!"
>turn it off
>bell rings
>she starts giggling and asking everyone if she knows "Sam Hyde, legendary comedian" including the teachers
>Play it cool and joke with her even though I'm freaking out on the inside
>school ends for the day
>mfw she looked him up and probably knows everything
>mfw she's probably on this site RIGHT NOW
What the fuck have I done? What the fuck will I do? My normie friend probably knows about muh secret internet club. I'm so fucked!
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Oh and when I said she asked everyone if SHE knows "Sam Hyde, legendary comedian" I meant to write if THEY know. Also HELP ME I'M SO FUCKED
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>>36092860
lick her va jay jay : )
also his show is canceled isn't it
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all this daddy shit really fucks with me man
also this site is pretty mainstream nowadays
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How low/10 is fuckable for you?
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>>36092845
5, since that is what I consider the cutoff number.
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3/10 face
4/10 body
7/20 or 3.5/10 I guess I'd fuck a 3/10 if she came into me hard.
I'm a light to mid 7/10 on a good day so halving that is pretty low for me.
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if you get drunk enough you will find 1/10 fuckable
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What prevents you from having sex with a girl anon?
You are a male human being and you have a penis right? There are millions of free girls available to choose from. Why not just go somewhere and pick one? They are human just like you. Sex is a perfectly normal and healthy activity, why not try it? Are you really gonna skip on that? What a waste!!!
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Human law enforcement mostly
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I've had sex with 22 girls before I graduated from highschool and had 2 long relations in uni (2 years each).
If you can't atleast fuck on girl before you're 20 you're really doing things wrong, you should have atleast accidentally fucked one by now.
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>>36093129
>accidentally fucked one
only happens if you're Chad
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do guys like childish girls or no
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why would I possibly like that
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>>36092752
YES, my engineering studies take up so much time and brain acitivity i can't stand non childish girls
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Childish girls? so regular girls then?
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How do I make normies respect me? 2017-04-07 07:06:26 Post No.36092724
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How do I make normies respect me?
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Without becoming a normie myself.
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>>36092724
To be respected you have to be successful.
Simply put, become their boss.
If you are not successful by their definition, they will never respect you, and normie success is friends family relationships number of sexual partners and money.
Nobody cares if youre a virgin when you own companies. And furthermore youll rarely be in a room with anyone that would even consider asking that question.
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>>36092724
do you t hink the tall one ever made fun of the manlet one?
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>>36092724
there's no other way
normies would blindly reject anyone who's outsite of norminess circle
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Since we've got so many normies here, how do you get a girl who has a boyfriend. This girl has been suspiciously friendly to me to the point where it's obvious she wants to chill, but she has a boyfriend.
What do normans
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You make a move. Don't respect the other guy's claim, or whatever, just steal her. Learned that the hard way.
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>>36092723
Give her all your bux so her bf can git the sux n fux.
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>>36092723
Normie here, you don't do it.You will most likely be the ''rebounded'' guy anyway.Just give it up and move to another girl.
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Failed my driving test for the 4th time today, im 22 years old. End me now senpai
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it's ok, I had to take it 3 times
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>>36092684
I failed once, git gud fag.
Note: suck instructors dick before the test starts
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>>36092684
>haven't even started to take my driving exams
what's the point? it's not like I'm going to have a car anyway? also I have shitty eye sight so I wouldn't be even suitable for driving
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A lot of times after I ejaculate.. and shortly after that when I pee..
My dick and (I think) the area around my prostate BURNS like Hell. It also comes with a constant need to pee. Literally feeling like I'm about to explode so I just drip urine.
This lasts about 30 minutes on average.
WHY is this happening to me?
pic related: mfw it happens
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This is painfully normal. Stupid snowflake.
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Im not a fucking doctor
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>>36092675
I'm a fem and I have the urgent pee thing, I went to the doctor thinking std and turns out I have a weak bladder but it's paid with a reoccurring urinary tract infection. They dont know what I'm drinking/eating to make it keep coming back.
It's a tract infection tho drink cranberry juice
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how do i cure my femdom fetish
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You cant
Org
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>>36092672
Why do you want to? Femdom is fantastic and actually quite the vanilla fetish. I'm pretty sure girls are fine with it.
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>>36092843
are you kidding? Femdom is generally seen as the most repulsive fetish by girls (aside from neckbeard tier shit like mlp)
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>Just say hi to her anon
>Just be yourself
>Just have confidence
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>>36092656
It's good advice, if you're not some kind of fucking sperg.
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>>36092656
Oh wow, thanks Chad, it worked! You are true friend.
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>>36092682
It's good advice if you're not ugly
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Are there girls who like being mean to boys? Why do they enjoy it?
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>>36092651
It's fun and it puts you fuckers in your place
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>>36092651
>Are there girls who like being mean to boys?
There are girls that enjoy being mean in general
>Why do they enjoy it?
To feel in control.
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>>36092664
>It's fun and it puts you fuckers in your place
How do you do that?
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>got a white girl pregnant
Do I skip states, I'm not ready for a kid
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>>36092575
>>>/tg/ or >>>/qst/ or >>>/adv/.
If you want to troll like a boss>>>/pol/.
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Filthy nigger get out! REEEEE!!
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>>36092575
This fucking bait made me kek