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I'M GOING TO DO IT GUYS 2017 IS GOING TO BE THE YEAR I STOP BEING AN AUTIST AND GET A GF GUYS ITS GOING TO BE GREAT
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>>34295999
Trips of truth anon. Hopefully Trump will BTFO the normies and give you a way out of this board.
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>>34295999
same anon, thats what I'm striving for. Already joined a young adult group with my church so maybe one day I can achieve normie status.
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>>34295999
I've said this to myself every year for the past 15 years.
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>straight
>by definition the most normie of sexual orientations
>orientation of Chads and Stacies alike
>LITERALLY what makes Chads Chads
>still thinks he can possibly qualify as a "robot" in this or any other universe
>believes that it is possible to defend this position in any way
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>>34295990
It's easier to be straight lol fuck homos are just as picky while also being -5/10 (i.e. not girls).
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>>34295990
If she is bent over like that ima fuck her boipussy
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>>34296269
>easier
>more normal
>literally the entire world designed for you
>straightfags still believe they can be robots
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i've started watching blowjob videos and i'm scared i'm at the end of the porn treadmill. what comes next?
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>>34295986
Trap porn. 2D hentai if you're lucky/smart.
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>>34295986
>what comes next
Furry porn
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Blowjob vids are the best, anon. You'll stay there for a while.
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Just finished pic related for the first time. Why do i feel so depressed?
Also, im literally Brian.
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>>34295973
That movie was made for fags
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>>34295973
>Why do i feel so depressed?
Because the world will never be this way again. The 80s and 90s were a magical time before endless global war and financial collapse.
9/11 really did fuck everything over, and humanity is still recovering.
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Because prime 1980's Ally Sheedy will never be your gf
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ITT:We post things to improve the quality of life of societal rejects on this board:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOgXSZllR28
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Hygene products are for cucks:http://www.wecf.eu/english/articles/2006/02/lies_herbicides.php
They put this in body spray. My (((biopsych) professor said use milk of magnesia. Look up home subsitutes for things like shampoo. Dont listen to naysayers, they are reddit shills who should be cursed with getting hit by a bus. Make it happen Anons.
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Lift damn it
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Make America great by jogging you dumb fuck loser
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It's been a year. What do you think our boy Beastman is up to these days?
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>>34295885
i have no idea what the fuck i just watched
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>>34295914
>being this new
last year people went on insecam.org and looked through the cameras until they found beast boy (there were a couple qt's too). he spends a lot of time masturbating and being naked in his room. it was kinda sad.
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>>34295885
only a year?
its feel to me like it happened 2 years ago
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>finally gain confidence to message her
>she replies a couple times
>I accidentally take conversation into a dead end
>lose all hope and spaghetti out
>really want to message her again but it's been a week and I feel like it would be too awkward
Why don't I have the confidence to speak to her? I mean I hate rejection but I'm so used to it I feel like I shouldn't hate it. End me
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How dead we talking?
Post convo
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>>34295883
>anime
Just keep talking to your waifus loser
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>>34295883
i'd give it to ger straight anon
"i totally drove our last convo into a ditch whoops haha.
did you watch the inaugaration?"
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Once again beta cuck edition
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>>34295860
i wish i was infp or infj but im a intp plen
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>>34295860
Hu ISTP ir?
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>>34295860
>mfw INFP
>not social at all
>no interest in helping people or studying
Eliza you should get in the tags just cuz
Tags are the usual
>r9k
>r9komegle
>omegler9k
>robot9001
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>>34295845
there is no one online
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obligatory
organic
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>>34295985
who's the blonde with the lipstick and the sunglasses on the left, I think I seen her on this once
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tfw you have a gf but she's never horny and doesn't want sex
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so you just end up jerking off by yourself to degenerate porn
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>>34295804
Or she's fucking someone else and you're a pussy ass faggot provider
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>>34295804
i need another show that has the same kind of humor as prison school, know any?
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>>34295804
Me too anon
Shit sucks, I even bought an onahole but she got mad at me and it's still in its packaging
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>Anon, I'm ready to settle down and Make America Great Again
>We're going to have the best, the greatest, the most beautiful Aryan family, it's gonna be UUUGEE!!
Are you man enough to step up to the table?
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>>34295763
where is the titties my man
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>>34295763
Pure Aryan beauty, blacked on the daily. How do white people deal with this?
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>>34295763
I am a NEET so I can't provide for babbies, sorry.
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What's for dinner robits 01/20
Might get a hot Dave later
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>>34295731
Making some beef stroganoff and having some sobieski. Gon b gud.
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>>34295761
From scratch or premade
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>>34295842
Scratch of course. Cooking for myself is something I love doing. Tastes better too.
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>tfw lonely and bored
What should I do?
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Wanna go online shopping together?
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>>34295716
We could fap together if you post discord info?
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Masturbate and sleep
Or go on omegle/chatroulette and masturbate
it's pretty fun if you don't mind sifting through the dicks
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Why aren't you Stacy's bitch yet?
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>>34295569
>Why aren't you Stacy's bitch yet?
How do I become that?
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>>34295569
I'd rather be Chad's bitch desu.
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>>34295588
Go on a BDSM forum and pledge to be some womans pet
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what's it like, having a NEET for a gf? I only had girlfriends who earned more than I did in the past and its probably not going to change in the future as the shutins all dwell in social circles I have no access to (steam, r9k - I am just a visitor here - and similar places).
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>>34295413
How does the paper hat stay on?
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>>34295413
christ, that fucking girl looks just like me
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>>34295413
That picture is cute because you just feel sympathy for two losers who have found each other. But you also know these are the kind of people who will get kids before securing an income enough to support a family and will descend into white-trash life in some middle-US-trailer park and complain about the world being unfair and vote for Trump again in 4 years.