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>drug adled freak of nature with multiple penises and tits
Where do I sign up?

>>39439793
what about the good, righteous black woman who will help you get right with God?

>>39439753
WOULDYOUCHOOSENIGRESSOVERBURNINGDEATHHMMMHM?

Not everyone refers to living a shell of a life as /comfy/

You could have said, "Nah, I'm more into beers than mixed drinks." And then later you might have been humping that cutie instead of posting on a Nepalese Throat Singing image board about what a sperg you are.

>>39439715
You could have at least offered some insight to your interests. Chilling at home is fine. That's my life. I just play Magic and Paladins but some people are into that. They'll never know if you don't tell them.

>>39439569
how many forced minorities/gays/transexuals are included in the cast?

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>>39439673
Autismo's best friend is Pajeet.

>>39439569
We aren't even close to that attractive. Neither do we have friends.
>>39439673
A lot.

Oh shit anon why why

It's okay man, soon it will be 2037 and all hope will be dead.

jeez 2017 has been a boring year

>why don't you" thread

Why hello there BrainWashK, which population are you targeting today?

>>39439442
Is that you OP?

Fishing for compliments

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>>39439442
but that's below average man

i deserve better.

i dont pay taxes for nothin.

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>>39439032
t. Buttblasted baby dicked Asian boi
It

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>>39439095
Hans do Josh's

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>>39439095
At least my race isn't nearly as cucked as yours

>>39438969
Do you want to hang out? (Maybe pun intended)

>>39438981
I'm very lonely so yes. I don't care if it's a pun or not.

how did you get the balls to try? what method tried?

i just fantasize about what its liek to kms but im too pussy to because know every neighbor would hear it an feel like that would make people come and id lie

>wanna be able know I can kms at anytime I want
>know ill always be too weak to do it
>even though many people have blew their brains out it still feels very lonely and depressing tp think about doing even though if i had a serious illnes id wanna die but still be too pussy

i feel like a wimp because i feel like even if i was in pain id always be afraid of flicnhing, th pain, people coming and trying to keep you alive and how doctors would treat you if you did this

am i a pussy if even highschool girls have hung themselves but i would be afraid to

>>39438677
Here OP not one but two

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

You are very welcome

>>39438677

those...beautiful...FEETS!!!!

*eyes pop out of head*

AWOOGA AWOOGA

>deserve

I found your problem, autist

>pretend to be female on /r9k/
>get mansplained to
>get triggered
>shit my bed in anger

there you go OP, hope you enjoyed that quality post

Actual fembot here.
>be fembot on /r9k/
>get annoyed by attention whoring fembots (or "fem"bots) who use their gender to attention whore
>get annoyed by robots who get triggered when fembots casually mention being a girl but not in an attention whore way
>get annoyed in general, by most things in general
fun

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the term fembots is a misnomer and a contradiction

Its like calling someone a married bachelor

>>39438630
I realized that when I was in high school. But I had hopes when I go to college everything would change. I was very wrong. 25 y/o khv

I have been stabbed in the face by everyone i ever considered a friend. I am a robot because I realized how nasty these people are and how much I dont belong with them, but there was a time I intermingled quite well with them. When push comes to shove you'll see who your real friends are on this planet.. which is noone.

>>39438630
When I lifted my eyebrows constantly to hide my prominent brow.

>>39438564
Someone name these people. I already have one for bottom right corner
>casual Phil

>>39438590
I got one for the top right.
>nigger

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>>39438564
>the OK hand symbol has been appropriated by these faggots

>>39438212
>someone saved the generic canned beans image I posted from goggle
wth

>had to do captch 5 times

Join the Minecraft Server's discord. It is really comfy, I swear. /vWqpUP/

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Have some eyecandy in the form of my house

>>39437863
Because it's turned them into walking cock sleeves being a worn out stinky twatted whore with 5 kids with no fathers is acceptable and encouraged by both sexes.
While being a single male waiting for a wholesome wife is a disgusting prospect usually entailing childish remarks about their virginity again by both sexes.

>>39437863
>creepy and very insecure dudes who were traumatized or socialized poorly early on and can't function in normal relationships as adults

>actual psychos who want to control and manipulate women because they hate them

Why are men expected to accept these women once they've stopped slutting around and now want a "good guy" to settle down with?

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>>39438008
Ok great you're one of those fucks who actually has the split

But I've hardly met anyone who has that distinct awareness of that "non-body" identity and ties to ideas or impressions, and not been "omg the real world is blurry and shit"

I don't live in this "psyche-awareness" state most the time- almost hardly ever

I'm saying this cause I have a similar experience to yours, in that I distinctly feel like if I reach out to humanity my hands are cut off
Like I see connectedness not only as unattainable, but the core opposite of my nature

What I think other people feel in connectedness is what I feel with strange fuckery with what's to be expected with the laws of the universe
Like my entire existence is spite and bitter anger, and the upbeats are all focused around chaos and discovery

>wow so edgy

I fucking know but I disclose none of this shit to the real world, but I feel like unconsciously people can tell that the disconnect is there, and they hate me for it
The weird thing is I feel like I know more than them, or that I'm the actual "good guy" for some fucked up reason. Like their attachment to humanity is the core to a lot more evil and selfish shit I can muster up.

>>39437750
>I wanna know if anyone's seen shit from a "detached from my own body" perspective that solely lies with your state of consciousness sans body or identity
not sure if this is possible OP. and if it were, the collective human subconscious (composed of ancestral memories, shaped by evolution etc) would probably mean that it is for all intents and purposes very similar to your own embodiment in the first place. You can't escape your mammalian brain structure or the archetypal dreams dreamt by your ancestors and stored within the literal physical structure of your consciousness

>>39438008
>I don't masturbate to people anymore either.
Care to go on? Are you like that Ohio river valley guy?

>>39438217
you ever done any drugs of the dissociative class?
or psychedelic?

>>39437715
you're still eating sweets fatty

Eat under your TDEE and you will lose weight. Cut out all sugar/sweets/drinks that aren't black coffee and water. Walking or running both equal around 95 calories/mile so there is no rush. Just walk as much as you can. Download myfitnesspal and input EVERYTHING you eat, even if it's just a single peanut. Don't fall for cheat days/meals. They can easily fuck your metabolism/diet/control over.

>>39437715
>eat chips and sweets whenever i feel like it
>had 4 cans of coke so far
>HATE vegetables and never touch the stuff
>only walk i get is the walk from the basement to the kitchen and fridge
>can lose weight by cutting out one can of coke a day