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You do believe in science, don't you /r9k/?
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It was at that moment I knew Trump was getting a second term.
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>>36564075
the likelihood of the rust belt voting for Trump again is in the low 20s
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>>36564056
SILLY LIBROOLS AND THEIR GENDER MEMES

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Why do media/companies/society at large try to propagate this idea that only happiness is good? Why are they trying to present us with unattainable escapist fantasy that is nothing like the real world? Why don't we celebrate sadness or look at what value depression has?
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>>36564012
Because no everyone is a masochist basking in his own melancholia.
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>>36564012
Tbh suffering and laboring have more value than sadness and depression
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>>36564045
In some sense, I think I am.

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With all the negative threads going on, it's time for a change:

Post anything that makes you feel happy and good
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But death would make me happy though
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>>36563971
O shit
Beat 2 the puncci
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>not sure if want to die or stick around just in case good things happen

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>Sat in a room with a pair of roasties
Trips decide what I do bois.
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GET UP AN DBRAPPPPP IN THEIR FACES XDDDD
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walk over to them and grab their tits tightly
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become an hero
1992923cdc

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What challenges do they actually encounter in life?

>Born
>Treated like a delicate flower for rest of life
>Given anything they want by mommy and daddy if they complain hard enough
>Have a selection of suitor males to choose from
>"CHOICES ARE SO HARD"
>Tell pathetic beta males to fuck off
>Teachers and Professors give them slack
>See everything in rose tinted glasses
>Beneficiary of affirmative action
>Vote for the Police State and destroy civil liberties
>Somewhat hypocrites of their own values
>Parasite off male partner
>Everything is pure bliss attitude
>Every fucking day
>Like nothing ever bad happens to them because in reality they are children, and like children they have a naive perspective on reality which they think they can make decisions about how society lives
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>>36563817
>Born
>sold to sexual slavery at 3 years old
>raped every day
>angry pimp stabs out your right eye while drunk
>die of infection
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>Never interested in Hobbies, only the people around them
>If a girl is inserted into a group of males it completely fucks up the dynamic
>It's all about them
>All well versed in Psyops
>Can twist and contort other's emotions
>Wars have started over women
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>>36563817
My friend posted a picture of a girl who is this girls literal twin on snapchat at a party and I could see the most cock hunger in her eyes I've ever seen. Made me so fucking sad I almost cut my main arteries right there.

Has anything cozy happened to /r9k/ recently?
>tfw a 24/7 convenience store opened near me recently
>it's only a 10 minute walk away
>they sell delicious polish sausage and pizza all the time
>can get beer and tasty food whenever I want
In can't believe something good finally happened in my life
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>flipped the pillow
>other side was nice and cool

Mmm. Feels nice. Niteynitesleeptite
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Got a full night's sleep the other day
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>running exe files on Android
I'm so thrilled desu

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You jelly, robots?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6C66yfaD_c
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Dang..... is this the life I'm missing out on?
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>>36563764
I would normally call this fake, but only someone who lurks R9K would be autistic enough to do this.

I would kill myself if my girlfriend was that abomination.
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are you really THAT desperate or do you need a new pair of glasses?

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I've seen people die. Grandparents have died. Uncle's have died. People I knew from highschool have died. Suicide, murder, accidents....

But now I'm losing my mind. My only close friend died in an accident about a year ago. I can't deal with it. The sadness is overwhelming. A doctor once asked if I'd an hero to join him.. and that sounded like the best idea I'd heard.

So how do/did you deal/accept death and grief? I need something to try
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>>36563757
>So how do/did you deal/accept death and grief?

A few weeks of a lot of drinking being pissed off and sad. Then I had to get on with life cause of obligations and shit.

If you don't have outside obligations to world to keep you busy, you're pretty much fucked.
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do you want someone to talk to anon

post your discord

also what i did when my aunt died after living a life of excess (she was so fat she couldn't walk and constantly ate mcdonalds. in fact she had a stroke while out eating at mcdonalds with my cousins.) was that i just shrugged and accepted that it happened. even if it's family i find it difficult to feel any sympathy over someone who eats themself to death.
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Death is inevitable. You cant change it. You can change alot of things,but thats not one of the things. Its better you accept things and move on. Just dont think about it. Things will be fine,i promise.

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If sex makes you a normie how come i am depressed still? I thought sex was suposed to transform you into being happy. I was having sex everyday for 9 months and i am still not anywhere near happy. Infact,it made me feel worse. Did i do something wrong? Or am i just doomed to be sad all my life.
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The definition of a robot

I believe true robots have aspergers

Therefore sex solves nothing

You can have sex as a robot, it's just hard to achieve
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do people on this board really believe the meme that the only thing wrong with them is virginity?
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>>36563722
I have severe abandonment issues so i thought having a physical connection would make me feel better.

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I fucking walk into my brother's room and see THIS!

What the FUCK DO I DO?!
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Correction:
You walked into your sister's room and saw that
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Put his sexy little mouth to work.
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Lament, for now the pressure of being successful lies on your shoulders and your shoulders alone.

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What level are you on?

If possible, post info about it.
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i hate seeing it like this. know I'm on level 9 and sitting at the bottom of the stairs while there are literally millions of 12 year old chads dancing at the top of the stairs.

ITS NOT FAIR
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>>36563588
In middle school, a girl hugged me. I can't actually remember who or under what circumstances, but I'm pretty sure it happened. Probably. Right?
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Yeah I'll be breathing in all those memes at the bottom there,

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Is it possible to be a sex addict if you've never had sex?
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>>36563580
Yes, if you fap a lot.
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>>36563589
That would classify as fap addict. You can't be addicted to something you've never tried before. Its like being alcoholic when you are life long abstinent. He's just wants to get laid thats all.
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>>36563580
Can I be a drug addict if I've never taken drugs?

Of course you can't, you stupid fuck.

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Let's all take a moment to remember the absolute mad man who took his life tonight. Let's all take a moment to pay our respects to the South Korean. Everyone press F to pay your respects.

F

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>>36563556
F

Jesus, where did this was posted OP.
Please don't fucking tell me this was posted on /adv/ because I'm gonna shit myself.
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>>36563556
What a pathetic loser
Press S to spit on grave

S
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>>36563862
It was posted here like an hour or two ago. He had a freak out last night because someone basically told him to move on with his life and focus on South Korea and to follow God's light.

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You can't be a robot if you don't have pale, white skin. Niggers and tanned chads get out.
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eat a dick whiteboy
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I traveled on my own to the beach on the summer and burnt the shit out of my body just to hide my powerlevel.
If you're not insecure to this point you don't belong here.
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>>36563545
Fuck you, mongrelfolk are the truest robots cunt

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Who wants to get a life and make some money with me? I'm looking for a partner for team driving. CDL, over the road, trucking, you know. Good money, good scenery, puts chest on your hair.

I'm serious about that and would like another robot to live with in our little cuckshed. Preferably have a CDL already (I do but no experience), but since that's unlikely, we'll join a company that has free CDL training. Most likely it'd take somewhere between 1-2 months before we're actually teamed since we have to go off with our trainers first.

Lemme know I guess...
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where do you live, op? I don't have a cdl but this is something I'm considering more and more each day
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>>36563570
henderson, nevada. basically las vegas.
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>>36563570
gonna play some PUBG. my steam is noiradle if you wanna add me and talk more about it, assuming you're in the states.

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