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>anon, mommy's friend is coming over, so stay in your room okay?
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>hear them enjoying themselves and laughing downstairs
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>>35171673
>hear them fucking in the room next to yours

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>forced to wagecuck for minimum wage
>not even a year in and already extremely jaded and suicidal
>have to endure another 24 years before early retirement
>can't do anything but to 'deal' with it
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>>35171228
You realize there is this thing called "upward mobility" right? Take some nice classes at college you nigger.
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>>35171263
already got a BA degree collecting dust on my shelf
wish i didn't waste my life getting it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkf34vfa64E

another_day,_another_dickhead
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bump_new_vlog
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>tiny amount of views meaning OP is almost certainly the guy in this video
kill yourself

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Here is a giraffe.
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>>35170903
anyone have that gif of a giraffe sucking on a pole? i need it, thanks
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we /trash/ now
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>>35171031
>trash

Seems more like an s4s post really. Very nice.

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http://pornfortheblind.org/

why not help out the blind robots, eh...?
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>>35170797
how do blind people browse the internet?
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dilidilidilidilidili ah i'm just fuckin with you
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>>35170870
every blind person is assigned a qt navigator

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>wake up
>see this in your face

What do you do?
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>>35170723
put my dick in her pussy
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call the bbcs to gangbang her

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This board might as well be Transgender General
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>>35170712
fucking shit i love that game
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>>35170712
yeah, for some reason the trannies won't stay on their board. they just keep coming here to "convert" straight men, which is part of their fetish.
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Do your part and stop replying to erp threads.

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Let's have a nice Liveleak thread.
Post your favorites.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=496_1465074566
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This one is pretty brutal
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=088_1437771667

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Today was refill day.
How is your day going, fellow NEETs?
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oh thanks anon you reminded me i haven't taken my medicine yet today.

i need it i'm nervous about my job
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> Amitriptilyne (For pain)
> Trazadone (For pain)
> Tramadol (For pain)
> Pregabalin (For pain)
> Hydroxyzine (For alergic reactions to pain medication)

So sedated. Kill me.
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>>35170220
This was a very (re)fulfilling day.

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Look at these smug bitches pity-smiling me through the camera.

And yet I'm still somewhat attracted to them. How do I stop placing Stacies on a pedestal?
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Stop ingesting leftwing propaganda.
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>>35170210
white girls are gross desu senpai
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>>35170251
I would fook that gook if you sniff my drift

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>literally surrounded by entertainment devices, internet at your fingertips, can even go to college online nowadays
>"I'm so bored..."
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You're right, it's impossible to feel any sense of boredom in our modern world, great observation OP
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>>35170207
Human are stupid creatures! More Fast and Breaking News at 11.

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Had a dream yesterday morning that I entered a building with a large round door with Kirby's face on it and then I went to the bathroom but then started eating my own feces (when I don't have a scat fetish at all irl and have no intention of ever eating feces) and then when I noticed the other people in the bathroom (there weren't any stalls either so everyone saw me on the toilet) I stuck my shit covered hands into the toilet bowl and ducked my head so they wouldn't see my shit eating grin, and as soon as everyone's gone spit the shit out and begin furiously washing my hands
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i dont dream but i cuddle with a pillow and pretend its a girl i never met if that counts
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>>35170229
I cuddle with a pillow I pretend is my oneitis who lives in my town but I haven't seen irl in three years, at least we still talk online

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By the way, this video is longer than the universe will be around for
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>>35170202
link? plox

this post is orianal
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>>35170202
What's the filezise, 10 pentabytes?
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>>35170202
>but every 10 seconds every episode of the simspons plays but every word with a vowel is replaced with the Bee Movie but every time a bee is shown it is replaced with every episode of Spongebob played backwards

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Is there an app that shows you what you'd look like if you weren't fat?
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>>35170186
Yeah its called diet and exercise
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>>35171511
Where can I find this on the Play Store?
I've been looking for 10 minutes and I can't seem to find it. Is it only on the App Store?
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>>35171723
Nah, you gotta download it from an outside source, usually a gym or a park.
Usually takes about a year to download but the results are incredibly realistic

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7/10 girl liked me on dating app.
i struggle hard and can't bring myself to message her because crippling anxiety and blank mind
why why whyyy
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just say hello, probably she won't even answer
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Just do it, worse that can happen is she won't answer who cares

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