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>anime """milf""""""
>has that "my ovaries are crusted-over nuggets of coal with one downie each left in them, and I'm cucking you with three different races, but you're going to put up with it because your sexual market value is shit and you have no options, so enjoy my meatflaps, horror clit, and fifty-seven varieties of herpes" expression
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How many of us true robots are left? Do you want to read about how I messed up my chance at finally losing my virginity?
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Hey... can someone help me... i'm dating a girl who don't pay me any attention, and she says that she is in that way... but I look her hugging other guys and some stuffs like that... am I let it be in that way? or I should send her far far away?
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What sorta experiences made you the person you are today?
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>>37595475
being born in the first place

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I'm so fucking tired of women using pms as an excuse for being a cunt. I live with my older sister so we both pay less rent, and she uses fucking pms of all things to start arguments, snap at me when I've done nothing, and exaggerate things I say to make me look bad. I get it, hormonal imbalances I guess. But for fucks sake at least make an effort to be polite.

God damn women. Completely worthless.
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Living with your sister?
That's really unfortunate, sorry to hear that anon. I can't be around my sister for more than a day without being annoyed to no end. I couldn't imagine having to live with her, yikes!!
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>>37595468
if you were a chad she'd be polite even if she's on the rag

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>horse face skinny gf
or
>cute face fat gf
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>>37595299
How fat are we talking?

>oregano
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cute fat face gf

Would you rather questions like this are easy because I'm into fat girls
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can't fix horseface
can fix fat
ez choice desu

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Why haven't you NEETs killed yourselves yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4
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>>37595263
i live like a king, why would i kill myelf
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>>37595263
I can't be fucked to off myself in happier news wanting to ditch the neet life despite being dead inside
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>>37595263
i still think that i need to suffer more and that death would be a reward

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When I was a child my father took me into his bed
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>>37595235
in a good or bad way 100% origino
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>>37595235
>When I was a child my father took me into his bed
I remember my uncle was drunk off Jose cuervo and so high off his damn mind he tried to make me sleep on the bed with him in the den. I was like the fuck you think I'm stupid I pushed him and went to one of my cousins room and locked the door.

I known the feels anon.
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>>37595257
In a bad touch way :(

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Reminder that /d/ has daily yandere threads.

>>>/d/7462225
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>controlling and manipulative behaviors all centered around his fragile ego which he makes up for by being condescending and arrogant
>argues for the sake of arguing, becomes condescending when you disagree and/or call them out
>he'll eventually commit suicide and has already committed social suicide to the infinite degree
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>>37595230
>>he seeks for friends on OkCupid
What's wrong with that? Some of us already know nobody wants to date us. Not suppose to have friends either? This bait is fucking weak.
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>>37595343
uhhhhhh LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wow... i forgot this placed is filled with mentally ill transvestites with schizophrenia, bpd, sociopathy, and general insanity

d i s g u s t !!!!!!!!!!

literally you're so gross.

>>37576923 how do you not
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>>37595512
You really should of got beat up a lot more in your life.

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>Be me
>Little kid, 8-9
>Live in central Ohio
>Go to shitty local Meijer because central Ohio
>Walk in dirty sliding door
>See prize vending machine
>Ohboy.jpg
>Beg mom for quarter
>Get quarter and insert into machine that would "dispense random prize"
>All the prizes displayed looked amazing
>Turn dial, wait for egg to roll out
>Tiny zebra eraser
>Wtf.png
>Get angry I wasted money on an eraser
>Tell mom
>She says throw it away
>I think about it
>I throw it away
>Later, when walking out, I walk past the machine again and have a thought
>That eraser wasn't wanted by anyone. No one wants an eraser from a vending machine as a prize. I felt bad for the eraser for being stuck in a life where he would only disappoint people.
>Realize what I did was cruel and heartless to throw my friend away
>Beg mom to let me dig through the trash to find it
>Still actually regret it now
>Tearingupalittle.png
>End up throwing tantrum in car because mom wouldn't let me go back for eraser
Pic very related
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Mate that's not autism, that's being nine years old and not having a proper handle on your emotions yet because you're nine years old and don't have a proper handle on your emotions yet.
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>>37595175
Yes, but I still think about the fucking eraser. I still wonder what happened to it. In my mind it has emotions and was my friend, someone I could relate to.

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Anyone else feel bad about him quitting youtube again? I miss his comfy streams
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Well then maybe you fuckers shouldn't have harassed him and threatened his family.
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>>37595143
I didn't do anything to Eggy you norman
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>>37595172
Bitch, you wanna come to say that to my face? I'll whip my dick out and slep you across the face with it.

Do your parents know you're a fuckup? If so to what extnt?
>go to uni five houra away from home
>as far as my parents know I have plenty of friends, a gf, and above average grades
>goes as far as me creating fictional people that I claim are my friends that I can tell them about
>tfw none of it is true
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>used to have big drug and alcohol issues
>got sober and moved out
>in the last year have been lapsing back into abuse
>visiting mom today
>she says, "you look great, you look like you're thinking much clearer"
>mfw before I went over there I did a line of coke and smoked a bowl, then downed a beer.
>lied to my mom about how I'm doing great
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>>37595029

They do not.

>Always been a good liar
>Graduated from uni
>Spat more lies at parents than truth
>They never bothered to get involved in my life
>Just went along with claims I had a large social circle and got out a lot
>I have not had friends a very, very long time

I even lied to them that I was still employed when I was between jobs for a while in 2015. I live alone; they never knew.

I don't trust them with almost anything. It shouldn't be like this for a parent-child relationship, but it is. I'm alone in this world.
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>>37595029
Sometimes I tell my mom I spent the saturday night going out with my friends and stuff.

Its a lie, I stay alone in my apt the whole weekend.

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I'm 19 years old and still can't pull the foreskin behind my penis head. Should I just break down and get circumcised? I've tried fucking everything and nothing works. I'm American by the way.
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WOMEN FUCKING LOOOOOVE DICKS!~ They like being penetrated, and they like being strangled and beaten. They like thick, hard, pulsating penises inside their moist, warm, pink holes. Their pussies and asses lovingly embrace a penis and hug it tight as you fuck them because they LOOOOOVE that penis inside them.

They like nice, smooth balls, they like how they float to the top of the water in a bath, and they LOOOOOVE playing with them. They like doggy-style, animalistic fucking and they like their hair pulled and their asses bitten and spanked. They like the naughty feeling of cum dripping out of them as they go about their days, interacting with people like you as you're unaware of aaaalll the little spermies swimming around inside them.

Speaking of asses, they like anal. They like being filled up. I've even seen it described as "luxurious." And no woman has ever refused me anal on the first go, even the ones who outright denied the possibility of it verbally multiple times.

The idea of being spitroasted, with one cock in her mouth and one in her pussy? "Lovely." That's your feminine little flower, and they're AAALLL like that to some degree, whether they show it or not.

All of this is something I know either from talking with my gal pals or from actually fucking them.

Does that make you MAAAAAD, anon?~ Dirty little birdies.

Hey. Hey. Hey AAAANON.~ Women like penises.
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Hey. Hey. HEY. HEY AAAANOOOON?~ I know you're there.

Ever hear "Side to Side?" You know, Ariana Grande's song? The one little girls loooove to sing and dance to? It's about being dicked so hard that you can't even walk. That's their anthem. "Wrist icicles" are cum dripping down your wrist from giving a handjob.

Look at this little girl's face. She's at an Ariana Grande concert, listening to that EXACT song. Look at how happy she is! Tell me she's not innocent and feminine. That's a sweet little girl. And this is what goes through her head. Her cute little head.

And this shit doesn't make them happy because it's been brainwashed into them. It resonates because your pure, virginal little girls are already like that.

Does that make you MAAAAD, anon?~ I know you're there. You can't escape by leaving your old thread.
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HEY ANON

Think about this: The way that little girls love dolls? The way they want pretend babies? The way the call them their own babies, and pretend to mother them? That's an outgrowth of the same biological impulse that makes Ariana resonate with them. Sure, there's no dicks involved yet, but they'll get there. Next time you see that, just think, "SHE WANTS THE D AND DOESN'T KNOW IT YET!"

And you know what? That doesn't corrupt them. They're still sweet little girls. Suck on that shit. They all will one day.
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>>37594938
Just not robot dicks. Fuck off

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