Non-Virgins of r9k, if you're going to be on this board at least make yourselves useful. Tell us how you lost your virginity.
How old were you?
Was the other person a virgin too?
Overall, how did it go?
12-13
Yes both virgins
We did it twice. First time i nutted immediately. Second time didnt nut but made her cum. It was awesome. Her eyes rolled back she squirmed and it got wet as shit left a puddle on my mattress. No condom either.
>>37672693
Did she get pregnant, since you nutted inside of her? And what happen later on with the relationship
>25
>no i would say she was/ is a slut single mother.
>it went good i got dinner out of it too. the problem was she didn't have hot sauce for the dinner. she did all of the work.
>you will never force a flat chested gril to give you a tit job
There's a douijin I read years ago where some guy uses two clamps in a loli's nipples to pull the skin hard and long enough he can tittyfuck her. It was quite a sight.
More. I think I'm developing a flat titjob fetish.
>>37671566
>flat chested girl
more like a trap amiright?
Hehehehehe
Are INTPs the worst people in existsance
>>37671419
whats your view of an 'INTP' ?
>>37671419
Yea. Technology is degenerate. We'd be better off without it.
>>37671419
No that would be INFPsWe literally serve no purpose to anybodyWe're also the the most likely to kill ourselves
Draft your suicide note
The meaning to life is the one you find yourself
I couldn't find one
I was going to write something but I couldn't think of anything
Oh.. Shit. Nevermind. Just did.
>>37671031
I just want you guys to know I loved you even if I couldn't express it that well. I hope you understand why I did this and that it was a well thought out decision, one if the few in my life.
Comfy thread? Comfy thread. Post comfy pics here
this image was made of paint
I have always found the EarthBoundseries to be max comfy
>>37671051
Who painted it?
>>37671316
whoever painted it did so a long time ago.
I saved it from a classical art thread
is r9k smart enough to solve this simple problem?
I pirate the games, so it's free for me
tree fiddy
oregaroni
>>37670465
More than I'm willing to pay for
How fucked is /r9k/?
Im a degenerate
>>37670372
"normal fag" here. thankfully im very pure.
i masturbate to serial killer documentaries, i guess thats irredeemable category?
looks like I'm just weird and/or a creep
there is nothing better than the sight of a beautiful woman taking a much needed piss
if all the 4chan boards had a war who would win?
/pol/ because of numbers advantage alone
>>37669920
/pol/.
They've already declared a war on all interests, hobbies and thought processes that aren't about hating people of colour.
Go to /v/ and you'll find /pol/ threads about niggers and browns in vidya.
Go to /biz/ and you'll find nigger investments
Go to /a/ and you'll find hate against niggers in anime and how they claim all characters to be whites.
Go to /sci/ and you'll find IQ threads and climate change threads filled with cuckposting and nigger posting because they don't have the intelligence to argue with /sci/entists.
They fill the catalog with their buzzwords and bait threads trying to hinder actual discussion as much as possible.
/pol/ is winning and there's nothing we can do.
Only thing we can hope for is a backlash against them. Even that isn't enough.
>>37670023
the problem is that they are always right, of course their opinions will start getting repeated on other boards
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original edition
>>37668504
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>Arlene Foster comes into the cabinet office
>Claims that she wants to support a conservative government
>Offers a confidence and supply arrangement
>Wants me to give her a frictionless border with Ireland
>Give her a lethal dose of peace lines instead
Milk Cat 86
>tfw no britfeel gf
It's literally easy af to get lean and build muscle
>>37668373
Getting the ingredients to make lean, sure. But some people are genetically predisposed to not build as much muscle.
>>37668655
you could look like this in year and a half maximum if you worked out consistently and ate well. it's easy mode
>>37668708
Eat well as in what ? do you have diet tips ? what does one do if he lacks motivation
>25
>HKV
Everything seems so pointless
How you holding up, anon?
>>37664985
You seem to be confused. Everyone on this board has had sex plenty of times. No one here can relate. Sorry.
>>37665546
thanks for the bump
oregano peterpano
>28
>still live with mom
> still dont know how to drive
post timestamps and discuss.
feel free to ask questions.
>>37663035
>post timestamps and discuss.
>doesn't post timestamp
I mean, do we need a general for that?
>ask questions
Alright, what's your favorite ice cream?
>>37663793
coffee-flavored sweets are always very good. yours?
also, are you the anon who always posts frozen ships?
Share stories of loneliness or meetups
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398#
>message
>message back
>no message
>tfw
lol some faggot pinned himself right next to me with some stupid attention seeking bullshit and covered up my pink tag.
>>37640472
please be in E V R O P A
Let's get a good old fashioned women hate thread going
>>37627029
These lowlife threads again? Oh my gosh it's like you losers never quit. It's embarrassing.
>women aren't brainle-
>>37627048
How to detect rostards
You have 10 seconds to convince me that I don't have a human right to a gf.
(Protip: you literally can't)
>>37678182
>Because women are plebian tier
>Traps are the key to ascending to the highest state of being, mein gutt man.
>>37678182
no one deserves anything in this world
>>37678223
Normie-tier just world logic is the least convincing shit in the world.