>girl agreed to take my cuddle virginity
Am I still welcome on this board?
I'm a fuckin' neet, you don't get it do ya?
Government says you can't work for money so they hand it to ya
Got room service, get my tendies biiiiitch
Collect checks like I'm a bookie at Santa Anita
Tell your friends I'm taking their tax dollars too
Eatin' McDonald's, buyin' vidya gotta whole lot to do
Chris-Chan, bought two anime figurines
Still getting paid and I don't do a fucking thing
How you feel? How you feel? How you feel?
Ain't worked a day in my life, wagies work for every meal
Why haven't you quit playing video games yet /r9k/?
What thoughts go through a girl's head when she posts a picture like this of herself?
>Tfw not racist because I actually talked and had black friends
>Tfw they turn every negative shit racist say into a joke because racists are morons
You don't really hate all girls do you anon? There's no way you haven't met at least one girl you think is a good person, right? Come on, tell us about her!
There's this website that claims to be a 'lifestyle subscription service' that will send you things every month or so. It's mostly clothing; shoes, hats, jackets, shirts, pains, etc. There's also things like charging cables (iPhone), wallets, toothbrushes, soap, deodorant, and other various things like that.
But then it gets weird.
They also will ship you an "identification bracelet," the purpose of which is unspecified, a hair bleach kit that says "BE HOLY LOT 0025 THE KEY BRB 7:51 PM 01/12/2017 BECAUSE I AM HOLY" on the side, and, um, a tattoo gun. They will literally send you a tattoo gun. I'm not sure if that's legal.
Oh, and everything's black. Even the soap. All of it. It's all black. There's some rambling nonsensical text scattered all over the place, even on some of the products. Their instagram is weird. I don't know.
It's like a goth Blue Apron but for clothing and tattoo guns and hair bleach.
what the fuck, /r9k/
Can someone help me figure this out? Is it a joke or something?
definitely sounds like some cult initiation shit
you should try to join them and fuck around with the group
>girl in my class is very talkative
>shy and depressed
>we smile to each other and talk regularly
>never done much and don't have her phone line
>nonetheless she seems to enjoy talking to me
>it's dance-hall time
>she's the first girl to even bother talking to me since I was 11
>completely ignore her for the last week of school before dance
I had one chance. Why didn't I take it, robots? She was the only girl who ever gave me attention. And despite my ills I could hold a conversation with her. Wtf happened? I still think about this every week.
Chess Thread! Make a move, post the updated board.
http://www.jinchess.com/chessboard/composer/ to update the board.
Also, post chess related greentexts. I know some there are some chess loving autists on this board.
>be me, a boyscout
>go to summer camp
>dislike talking with people so I bring a chessboard
>cream all the normies in chess
>one kid named Will gets tired of losing
>he makes his own game
Rules for Will's Chess:
>Kings are snipers: can snipe any piece, only 3 shots
>Queens are suicide bombers: throw queen at board, any pieces knocked down are dead
>bishops are missles: launch a bishop to anywhere to obliterate all adjacent tiles
>horses are rabid: they infect any piece they capture, but die after 3 turns (rabid pieces are controlled by the player who infects them)
>rooks are bulldozers, move vertically/horizontally but can plow through opponents pieces
>black has million man march: once all main black pieces are destroyed black advances all its pawns forward until they capture or reach the back line.
What's the worst experience you've had playing for D and D?
Who here has had their wisdom teeth out? If so, what was your experience like?
I did, really miserable experience. Not so much the operation or the recovery itself, that wasn't too bad. But somehow or other through the operation, either my teeth or my jaw the dentist shattered them (I'm not exactly sure how it's done) to get the teeth out. Well after the recovery I kept noticing and feeling these chuncks and shards of bone in or protruding from my gums at the back. They hurt, caused irritation, and even would protrude out very sharp and cut my tongue or cheeks. I tried picking at them to get them out which was very painful and basicall ripping away the gum flesh to tear bone chunks out, and some even I had to go back to the dentist for.
It's been over a year now, and I can still feel one or two of the things still under my gums.
Went fine around 7 years ago, felt pure bliss on vicodin when I'm usually super worried about how I look and just sat around playing weebshit in the living room while kicking back in a recliner for a week, my biggest fear was developing dry socket but I never did. I feel worse after having fillings done.
>tfw still play runescape 3
why do i play this game
Are you better looking than pic related?
Any robots got wheels? What kinda car ya got?
Do you have a small penis, anon?