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>>37540040
Because they're one of the last things that make me feel like I don't want to die.

>>37540040
I've cut back on them immensely. I've used the time to play my guitar more and to work out.

>>37540040
Then I would have literally nothing to do in my free time apart from drinking

>>37539946
"I hope this gets Chad to notice and fuck me"

>Guys will masturbate to my picture and this makes me moist because I love attention more than dick

ATTENTION GIVE ME ATTENTION YOUR LIKES GIVE ME SUSTENANCE

This site is 18+. Come back when you're not 12.

>>37540004
>Tfw 30+
>No longer angry due to young man hormones

Come back when you're a grown-up

>>37540004
Irony. Racists have the mind set of a 12 year old.

some online none in real life

>>37539871
>You don't really hate all girls do you anon?
i dont hate 2D girls, no.

>>37539871
I work as bartender with a qt brown bartender next to me, great sense of humour and extremely sassy. I love her..but she is married. My life is just meant for suffering.

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definitely sounds like some cult initiation shit
you should try to join them and fuck around with the group

>>37539858
Why don't you show us the actual product before you start a shill thread?

>>37539899
I wouldn't suggest. If it's a murder/suicide cult, they'll kill you for that shit.

She never thought of you that way, you were just another orbiter, you didn't lose out on any chance because you never had one in the first place

>>37539877
I'm not so sure. She was a bit particular (still a qt) and single. And she was the one who almost always made the first step. I'm afraid I missed out bigly.

>>37539927
There's always another chance, anon.
If you run into her again, strike up conversation and set up a date.

>>37539816
fuck off with your phishing website

Also, post chess related greentexts. I know some there are some chess loving autists on this board.

>be me, a boyscout
>go to summer camp
>dislike talking with people so I bring a chessboard
>cream all the normies in chess
>one kid named Will gets tired of losing
>he makes his own game
Rules for Will's Chess:
>Kings are snipers: can snipe any piece, only 3 shots
>Queens are suicide bombers: throw queen at board, any pieces knocked down are dead
>bishops are missles: launch a bishop to anywhere to obliterate all adjacent tiles
>horses are rabid: they infect any piece they capture, but die after 3 turns (rabid pieces are controlled by the player who infects them)
>rooks are bulldozers, move vertically/horizontally but can plow through opponents pieces
>black has million man march: once all main black pieces are destroyed black advances all its pawns forward until they capture or reach the back line.

>>37539932
It's not a phishing website, just the first one to come up on google. Use paint if you want.

>>37539720
See you space duckboy

My character got captured, mutilated and turned into a rape slave by orcs.

>>37539720
>Someone made fun of me for giving my orc purple eyes

It was pretty weird

I did, really miserable experience. Not so much the operation or the recovery itself, that wasn't too bad. But somehow or other through the operation, either my teeth or my jaw the dentist shattered them (I'm not exactly sure how it's done) to get the teeth out. Well after the recovery I kept noticing and feeling these chuncks and shards of bone in or protruding from my gums at the back. They hurt, caused irritation, and even would protrude out very sharp and cut my tongue or cheeks. I tried picking at them to get them out which was very painful and basicall ripping away the gum flesh to tear bone chunks out, and some even I had to go back to the dentist for.

It's been over a year now, and I can still feel one or two of the things still under my gums.

>>37539723
Did you have yours out at a dentist?

>>37539649
Went fine around 7 years ago, felt pure bliss on vicodin when I'm usually super worried about how I look and just sat around playing weebshit in the living room while kicking back in a recliner for a week, my biggest fear was developing dry socket but I never did. I feel worse after having fillings done.

There's a part three?

>>37539542
I don't know. You have to have severe autism to play OSRS, but I at least understand the appeal. RS3 is simply utter dogshit.

>>37539546
Yeah, didn't you hear?
Runescape 3: Revelations
It's actually the prequel.

>>37539480
I could definitely beat the shit out of pic related, so, like, who cares?

>>37539819
I agree with this anon. I'm pretty sure anyone here could rip his anus out.

Nope. I'm unconventionally unattractive. Some pseudo 5/10 that isn't ugly enough to be repulsive, but so just enough that people aren't interested in me

Just got my first car yesterday, 2017 Hyundai Ioniq. I like it a lot actually, gets 57 mpg city and doesn't look as wimpy as a lot of hybrids do.

>>37539475
Got a corsa c anon. what do you have?

I've got a 1998 jetta glx with a 12"in sub pushing 800amps gonna turbo probably in August

Yes. Especially because I'm 6'1".

6"

Yep. 4 inches.

Supposedly average, 5"5. Looks a bit bigger since I'm 5'7.

>"You should get a car, girls like guys with cars" t: Mom
That is such horrible advice. I live within walking distance of everything and thus don't need to own a car. Why would I buy a car just so a girl would possibly like me?

>>37539440
Even if I managed to get the motivation to loose weight and somehow get a super comfy job, I would still be alone because I still would have all my psychological problems and my shitty quirks that I got from my shitbrick of a father. So I am destined to be alone.

>>37540163
Car=status=increase chance of gf

>Going to movie theaters
Who's the girl again?

>>37539305
>tfw no girl will ever do this to me
feels bad man

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>>37539305
>bf orders you to suck his dick even during a phone call
What a man