>1 syllable essay due by heath death of the universe
>still haven't started
Im so fucked
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>one good life due within the next 60 years
>still haven't started
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I genuinely have a 2000 word essay due on Monday and haven't even written a single letter.
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>>35440167
>4 dipthong essay due in 18 years
>still havent started
I didnt like that community college anyway
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>his oneitis was a slut for everybody but him
does a worse fate even exist?
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>>35440134
It's his own fault
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Yeah, a lot of worse fates exist. You could be getting tortured to death by ISIS, gang raped randomly, you could be kidnapped by a serial killer. Lots of horrible fates exist.
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Have to agree with Anon. I think I'd rather experience that than, say, having all my limbs cut off.
>be semi normie and have a decent job
>have to give financial presentation to some higher ups today
>all is going fine till I feel a fart
>figure I can just ease it out, I'm far enough away that the smell should dissipate
>not today
>this fart had a waterfall of liquid shit behind it
>releasing the air was enough to permanently open the damn
>not only was it loud as hell, but there was also a notable amount of poopoo running down my leg
>leave room and clock out
>currently 10 missed calls from boss
I just shouldn't even go back, right? I pretty much destroyed my career at this place, right? I can't even imagine what the boss has been wanting to say for 10 calls now
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Don't do it man, you've got to call back and just bullshit like you were feeling sick but understood the responsibility you had. He'll probably be chill about it. Either that or you could just kys.
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>>35440100
If you're not lying you could have spent 10 mins in the bathroom and cleaned this up and moved on.
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>>35440210
>shit self in front of boss and his bosses
>lel just wipe up and move on
Not how it works, he is done for good.
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there ought to be a thing where someone talks to you on discord with the name and icon of a character of your choice, in character. i'd pay decent money for that.
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Ewwww don't talk to me you creep. How did you get my discord name?
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>>35440344
now that's not a very nice thing to say, i don't think
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Bog here. Roastie go or face the bogsquads.
>>35440396
How's it going friend?
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My friends say that there are "plenty" of girls who would like to be with me, but I've been rejected so much that I'm resorting to posting here.
>inb4 you're pathetic
Don't care
>19YO
>Brown hair
>blue eyes
>5-7/10 face depending on who you ask
>skinny
>6'3
>Balkan Slav
>diagnosed autist
>computer engineering freshman at uni
>interested in linguistics, astronomy, history, anything military, ships, aircraft, mycology, science fiction,
>socialist, anti-western, socially conservative
>Play some RTS, Grand Strategy, simulators
>Could get interested in your hobbies if you reciprocate
>like electronic music(hardstyle, dubstep, EBM, etc.), folk music and metalcore
>like going fishing, windsurfing, mushroom picking, model building, gardening
I have no standards but a perfect girl(not that one exists) would be:
>same race as mine
>non-brown eyes
>not obese
>same political beliefs and values as me
>no bodily modifications
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>>35440034
Im not letting this die
Bump
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>>35440259
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Good luck lol
Also you don't want r9k girls
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>he doesn't listen to Tim Buckley
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Can I get quick rundown on this man?
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>>35440012
you wish, pleb.
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B^U
orig
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Need a little help with activity
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Sup. newfag. just asking some anons for a website where i can pirate games. theres a story as to why but fuck that. pic related, need this game badly. already tried freegamesdl.net, but they dont have it.
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piratebay
I've been downloading shit from there last 10 years and I'm using comcast. Safe to say it's probably fine.
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aight but fuck winzip i dont want that shit. unless they dont use that shit anymore
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>>35439946
gtfo shill
torrenting isnt safe, its a big meme by shills on the internet to get you fucked by the police
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When deauth flooding a dual-band router does one have to target both "networks" They have the same BSSID
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Shut up nerd. Fuck u
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>>35439907
Don't be an asshole, OP.
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>>35439907
Out of curiosity, what are deauthing with?
I'm legit pissed I, a man of color, aren't allowed to join the Klu Klux Klan.
I generally hate the same things.
>tfw pajeet kune do for life.
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>>35439810
>kune
you bring up a good point actually
since the KKK rebranded itself as a heritage organization or some bullshit are blacks actually allowed to join now?
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Ayo boy
Where the white women at
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The KKK primarily consists of FBI informants. There's no point to joining one. They're probably all Fed Larpers trying to troll each other
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Why is it so comfy to stay up late? 6am here. Is this how normies feel?
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>>35439806
i used to do that all the time before i got a job
i was able to talk to real asian girls
that was comfy, also year round always cool temperatures, so blankets and heating/warm drinks were always the best
hum of computer and fans amongst the quiet....ah.
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>>35439806
Staying up late is like a drug that takes a long time for the nasty side effects to really make themselves known. It's sort of like smoking. It may seem cool and comfy at first but after years of it you are destroying your body (and your life since no one you know is awake)
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>Movie got some good ratings and hype
>Oscar fiasco
>Decide to go see what it's all about
>Kid with a crack-head mum
>Drug dealer ends up raising him
>So far liking it
>grows up goes to high school
>gets bullied
>crack mum stealing what little money he has
>ends up hanging out with this other kid
>bonding over sad shit
>kisses him
It was a gay movie, a black, gay movie
I should've realized after he asked the drug deal "what's a faggot?" No wonder it got such high ratings
LALA Land was much, much better than this deviant garbage
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>>35439758
Exactly. But if they didn't, retards on Twitter would cry about white people winning awards again.
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You just realized what everyone has been saying on 4chan for like a month?
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If you make the main character white and straight it's basically /r9k/: the movie. I'm surprised you guys hate it.
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>Bought these
>Really wanted to play it but too scared to find a group
>Find out people hate 4th gen anyways
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>>35439733
Why didn't you buy the newest edition? There would obviously be more people willing to play.
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>>35439774
I didn't know what I was doing. Kind of mad I wasted my money. They were expensive as fuck
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Remember Carlton from Fresh Prince? This is him now, feel old yet?
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he doesn't really look that old though
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>tfw you will never be based alfonso
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>>35439728
c'mon dude
you just want to trigger some people with the pic
of his wife who carried his mixed race baby
everyone can smell your bullshit from miles away
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>8 days since last fap
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>>35439685
I bet you could tell your crush that and then she would [bent over moaning for you to take her.] Since you're irresistable now :^)
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>1 minute since last fap
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Keep up the good work OP, you're gonna make it man.
Club penguin swastika on blizzard
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at iceberg
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>Stealing member Chad's girlfriend and not even a member. Bald as hell
>Using snowball cheat to puss off other people and cover in snowballs
>Bullying other penguins
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>>35439677
>Club penguin swastika on blizzard
>>35439718
>at iceberg
I can get behind this