>tfw you ruin a perfect relationship because you're mentally ill
Fuck off normie scum, I would execute you without hesitation if I had the chance
>tfw can't even have basic relationships because of mental illness
What's it like to have friends?
>>35440133
its shitty because they just leave
How would you rate my oneitis? I think she's an 8/10 for me but I wanna know what you guys think
>>35439917
Mexasian?
T.curiousfag
What am I senpai?
She looks fat
oregon
>tfw I'm only attracted to short haired tomboys
Who else shares my feels
Other faggots do.
>>35439833
come worship my shaved cock
>>35439854
>>35439867
I am 100% straight bois
Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment.
Today was my second time for apparently staring at a girl, thing is I don't even know who it is and HR won't tell me so now I don't know who to avoid.
>>35439732
Oi. That's shitty m8 I would just brush it off and act like nothing happened. Don't let some roastie make you paranoid at your workplace. Just go about your business. Don't trip, potatoe chip
>>35439732
Never even remotely close. I'm always paranoid that women will think I'm creepy, so I go out of my way to be super respectful and avoidant to them.
>>35439771
its the second time though, I'm pooping building material. I don't know who to trust.
>gets bullied everyday at school
>years later, he decides to kill random people just for being normal
Why didn't he just kill the people who bullied him?
>>35439689
....cause he was a fucking idiot?
>>35439689
Elliot wasn't bullied, he was rejected. He got exhausted of being rejected not only by girls but by everyone.
>Gets stopped by a wooden door
>Kills random people instead
>4 of them were his 4 asian robot room mates while they slept
...
>Still worshiped on here despite being a massive failure
http://nypost.com/2017/03/09/there-are-three-types-of-porn-watcher-and-only-one-is-healthy
>Recreational viewers account for 75 percent of all participants in the study, watching an average of 24 minutes of porn a week.
>This group consisted of mainly women and people in relationships.
>It was closely followed by the distressed group, who watched porn for the least amount of time - about 17 minutes per week.
>As the name suggests, the distressed group associate their emotional distress with watching X-rated material.
>Then there is the compulsive group.
>This group may have made up just 11.8 percent of the participants, but watched a staggering 110 minutes of porn per week.
>Researchers discovered that men were more likely to fall into this category.
>Recreational users reported higher sexual satisfaction and lower sexual compulsiveness, avoidance and dysfunction.
>Compulsive users experienced lower sexual satisfaction and dysfunction and higher sexual compulsiveness and avoidance.
>Those who were highly distressed but watched porn less were sexually less satisfied and reported less sexual activity and more sexual dysfunction and avoidance.
Which category do you fall under, /r9k/?
Compulsive here. I usually only jerk off 3-5 times a week, but my sessions are 1-2 hours long.
>>35439480
>only one is healthy
>group consists of mainly women and people in relationships
so literally all single men are unhealthy? ok
>>35439514
>mainly women and people in relationships
>mainly
No need to play the victim card so quickly, bro.
>>35439530
ok so mostly all single men are unhealthy
>tfw paranoid that someone recognizes my posting style and knows every time I post
>>35439040
How many people can you pretend to be like?!
>>35439040
me too, mine is p easy to recognize
>>35439040
Alex?is that u
Why haven't you had sexual relations with your little sister?
That imouto was absurdly hot. Don't even want to finish the series now that she's gone desu
As much as I like anime imoutos my IRL one is nothing like them
>>35439032
Because it's illegal and I might get caught
Also I'm too much of a sperg to figure out how to seduce her
My sister is blind and completely reliant on me. I would feel too guilty.
H-happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
One more year of robotom
happy birthday to me
quick make a wish anon
>>35439021
Happy birthday. I'm turning 23 tomorrow. Another birthday with just my parents.
>>35439021
I hate birthdays cause they remind me how lonely i am. Sorry to hear its your time of the year anon. good luck
>tfw unironically smart but lazy
This sucks
>>35438802
Tfw unironically fat but active
>tfw boring and annoying
Even if you're smart, being lazy makes it irrelevant.
What is being high on kratom like, robots? And how bad is the nausea? Anyways should I do this shit or not?
it tastes like shit and you need to take a ton of it to get any effect and it doesnt even do anything once you do. total fucking meme
>>35438797
Then how come I hear all this shit about it being the ultimate comfy drug and stuff? Does it have a wide range of effects for different people or something?
>>35438864
It's really really weak opium. That's why
AN' HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN
GOIN' DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN
YOU TRY AND TRY TO IGNORE
YEAEHEAH
>Glam metal
>>35438784
Sorry that I like being able to actually hear lyrics.
>its another "Anon gets drunk alone and drunkenly shitposts on 4chan" episode
>>35438689
>it's that part of the episode where he finally gets tired and lays down alone and hopes to have a dream tonight
>>35438706
>it's not that time of the episode yet
>it's anon drinks for the first time and posts his bank account number.
Survey for fellow lunglets
>age
>sex
>brand
>how many/day
>>35438610
>24
>M
>American Spirit/sometimes roll my own
>6
>Going on 5 years now (holy shit)
>>35438610
>29
>male
>reds
>2-3 packs a day
>>35438610
25
male
camel 99s
15 cigarettes day
>It's another "Anon cums to a video of a woman masturbating and then feels cripplingly jealous of female sexual pleasure and lack of a refractory period" episode.
>>35438552
>lack of a refractory period"
Did you know that little boys can also get multiple orgasms, right? They cant ejaculate, and so there are no hormones released that suppress sexual stimulation, unlike adult men
Why dont you jerk off to little boys if you like multiple orgasms so much?
>being this circumsised
I hate that episode. Its on every couple of days