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it's a sad reality we live in when anonymous strangers care more than people in the real world
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exterminate thyself you fool
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>some guy on 4chan calls me a faggot
>I know there's genuinely no malice in it
>go take my dog for a walk
>car drives by and the guy driving calls me a faggot
>reminded of how cruel normies are for absolutely no reason
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>>37496419
>>I know there's genuinely no malice in it
why do you insist on lying to yourself
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Anyone here been to r/incels? What are your thoughts on it?
I was just browsing it the other day and while I feel bad for them, it made me feel better about my life. It's kind of like /r9k/, only even more beta.
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>2017
>going on leddit
gtfo normalnigger
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It's like a parody of itself except it's a bit too real
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I just subbed yesterday, what about it?
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Is having a mommy complex bad? Is it cute?
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>Mom has blonde hair and blue eyes
>Pale skin
>Half of my crushes have been on girls with blonde hair and blue eyes
>Sister has red hair
>Go crazy for girls who have red hair
Life is suffering if you have both an Oedipus Complex and a Sister Complex.
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you'll forever be a boy and never a man
you'll never get to the fuck the women you actually want
always looking for mommy's approval
i hate life
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>>37496403
I'm okay with being a boy, I want to feel small and cute and safe. Maybe I will be able to do lewd things with girls one day, they can be my mommies and I'll look for their approval. I'm hopeful!
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Late Night Music Thread 3
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2017-06-04 07:55:00
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Welcome to the late night music thread, sit down and enjoy some relaxing tunes here's a number to set us off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbXoRJLMWQc
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This is the quintessential robot tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc_SKN4sWJs
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https://youtu.be/Gj0FlGso_-M
new track from dark o shine it's pretty comfy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYSrlygyhi4
comfy snooze right here
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That feel when most people on /r9k/ have at least kissed a girl once. I've never even kissed a girl, not even on the cheek.
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I am 32 and never even touched a girl before.
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It must feel good
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>>37496023
I only ever kissed girls that I paid for sex. Still a good feel though. Even the neck is nice
>Sits down and gets slightly happy
>Decides to move over and watch TV with my family
>20 minutes later realizes that I've been sitting alone in a dark room with nothing but the TV on
>Realizes I wasted all my time sitting and fell asleep when I had 3 projects to do.
Feels bad man
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>>37495915
>tfw 3:45 pm
>tfw still have 5 reports to type
>tfw i'm a lazy motherfuckin' sod
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>>37495915
3 projects in the time you slept wouldn't have been possible anyway. You shouldn't have left it off till the last minute.
>>37495950
5 isn't even projects isn't even possible if it was the due date.
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Doing the actual work takes less time than mulling over not doing it.
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post the best way for a not bad looking beta male to get a girlfriend (im 18yo virgin)
like where to go to meet people with the same interests (films, games... nerd stuff overall) ive been friendzoned countless of times and im sick of it
i dont want to fuck her, i just need someone to talk to
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>>37495813
>18yo virgin
you've got plenty of time
i just lost mine at 32.
if you're not bad looking, definitely try tinder. seriously, it's so much easier to do everything over text.
in your 30s, all the stacys will have divorced their chads that were in bad relationships, ideal time to go out on the hunt for newly freed pussy.
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>>37495813
find a girl you get along with
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>>37495813
Socialize more and try to get a big circle of friends.
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Is there a Misaki for us, robobros? I only need a girl to act sweet to me
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>>37495649
Misaki was a metaphor for how stupid it is to expect your dream girl to just appear and help you with all your problems no matter how many issues you caused
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I volunteer
Oregano
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>>37496961
>I volunteer
Do you have any demands?
And where do I sign up?
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Do you think it's gay to scrub your buttholes?
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>>37495629
Basic hygiene is absolutely not gay, cretin
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>>37495629
what the fuck anon of course scrubbing your asshole isnt gay
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Considering how hairy my ass crack is, washing my asshole is basically a necessity. Getting dried up flecks of poo stuck in my ass hairs is painful af.
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gogogog chaturbeyt geys
chaturbate*com/mariellesouth/
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Chaturbate slut
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>>37495658
oxymoron much? anyway, whats a robot to do?
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>>37495609
>>37495658
Wouldn't it be beautiful if this bitch got acid thrown in that disgusting face of hers
/r9k/, help. I need to find a hitman from the deepweb. Only problem is I don't know where to look and who's trustworthy. Money isn't a problem I just need to know who can actually do the job
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>>37495563
Real men do the killing themselves. Plus it saves money.
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>>37495617
THE MIGHTY DUCK MAN HIMSELF
EMILIO ESTEVEZhow was this not original you actual bull prepping faggot
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>>37495617
I don't wanna get my hands dirty. Plus I just wanna be sitting back, relaxing, straight up BOOLIN while it happens.
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So how much do you have to pay of to Mr. Shekelstain until your house is actualy yours?
I hate myself for falling for getting your own house meme
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>>37495511
I live in everyone houses because my countrymen migrated to canada or USA or Germany
>homeless and a bunch of abandoned houses
>live in them expecting that the owners don't come back
i have been in 5 different houses
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paid about 30k and a little flat is mine for good
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>>37495608
where the fuck do you live?
not original
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>robots will never know the feel of chad broship
How does it feel nerds?
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melu
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>>37495352
Tfw chad hover hands you. That makes me depressed
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>>37495352
The standards for what's a Chad have made a decline apparently
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i can't stop fapping to boyfeet, do i have a problem?
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>tfw no tickleslut boyfeet bf
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>>37495375
>iktf
all i want to do is worship another twinks feet, why does life have to be so hard?
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yes, you have a massive fucking problem and anyone who gets turned on by feet are equally fucked in the head
>take my dog for a half hour walk
>by the time I get back I'm absolutely fucking drenched in suit
>have to change my shirt, socks, and underwear
>crotch in particular sweats so bad my underwear is just soaked right through
What the fuck is wrong with me, bros? I'm not even fat or anything, I walk my dog three times a day and don't eat that bad. Why the fuck do I sweat so much?
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Same here. Decently fit but I've always sweat like a pig. Think it may have to do with me having the body hair of a gorilla
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>>37495244
>qt girl sits next to me on the train
>start sweating really badly, face gets red, almost black out
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>>37495244
>>37495274
Sounds like two are dealing with some clogged arteries